I wet their prayer rugs every night for not letting me ride on their plane when we all go on vacations.
I act like their prayer rugs are my own personal pee-pee pads
This microphone smells like bullshit. I guess Barack was just here talking.
I'm like Paris Hilton, I have my own limo, plane and handler.
Where's my teleprompters?
Not so close there with that mic, I'm full of Evian!
Help! He's planning on serving me when the Indonesian Prime Minister arrives next week!
He said something like "I don't want to defend my record," so he sent me out to take questions today.
Please re-elect him! Remember what happened to the Clinton's dog when they left the Whitehouse?
Yep, Obama pisses all over the Constitution, just like this…
Would one of you free me from this leash? I'm tired of listening to his Marxist bull$hit.
CNN, MSNBC and NBC, "out dumbing" themselves by trying get a quote from a dog. Detailed analysis of the 'interview' to be provided by Rachel Maddow
Sniff. Yes, this reporter has been kissing my master's ass.
"The trauma of knowing that my owner ate one of my ancestors is just too much to bear and I will have no further comment."
Please Please…don't leave me alone with Obama…he eats dogs.
SO what..I'm half black & half white & my initials are BO, whats your point?
At least I'm not Soros's lap dog
Just TRY and eat me Biattch!!
As "The First Dog" I'm the one who gets to determine who's gonna get shit on next.
If I had a kid, he would look like snoopy"
Yes, like my owner, I too am half black and half white with no previous experience. However, unlike him, I can lick my own butt before I give him a kiss.
No the secret service has no issues with my carpet bombs, in fact they sell them as "Campaign Souvenirs".
I swear he said "Tutored" was going to be covered under his health plan but all I know now is my backside feels lighter and the interns don't look as "humpy" anymore.
Yuck, this one smells like Michelle's butt.
I have more of a future than my owners
My pedigree is AKC, the other BO is manufactured in Hawaii
My pedigree is AKC, the other BO was sired in Kenya
Mmmmm…smells just like my master's butt. It must be from MSNBC.
Seriously, folks, my master's a mutt.
Hmmmm… smells like Joe's ass!
"I feel America's pain. I, too, have a mutt running and ruining my life."
I also pick MSNBC, the smell makes my leg tingle!
That's how they do it! MSNBC uses Imported Bakhour (Incenses) as bait.
If Barry gets re-elected, do I have to do four more years?
I propose a leash holder tax…
I propose a Tax on wet grass.
If the Presidental Suite could talk it would snore!
My master wants me to use the Constitution as my pee-pee pad
With Bo full grown and primely tender, Obama's media lackeys help him lure him to the butcher block.
"It was horrible! First, he poured BBQ sauce on me, and then he tried to grill me! Luckily, Michelle came in and made him stop. 'Dog meat isn't healthy,' she said."
MOM! IS THAT YOU?
Yes, the white paws are intended to be misleading…
Bo gets euthanised. "… bitterly clinging to your talking points, your White House press releases, with antipathy towards those different than hope and change …"
This was the Clinton One… right???
Didn't I meet you at a dog park last week and we sniffed butts?
YES, LIFTING MY LEG IS ABOVE MY PAY GRADE
"I'd rather be on top of Romney's car then be eaten by Obama"
Yes I am spade, as you know the President always want to be the biggest and best. Joe? No
If Mitt had a dog? What colour would it be? I thought Barbra Walters was retired.
Please no! I am not rabid, I am an infedel.
Wait till we start putting these things on AK-47s.
Yes I am neutered, Obama has to the the biggest everything, Joe? no.
This must be the CNN mike because it smells of liberal bullsh*t.
Yes I am the REAL insider tell-all book author!
HELP! He wants to barbeque me!
I heard the big black guy tell the ugly one " keep feeding him I want him ready for Eid Al-Fitr " isnt that celebrated after a month of fasting for Ramadan?
I seen michelle peeing standing up……
Wanna know a secrect. Michelle has a bigger one, than my master.
"…my own plane, handler, limo, helicopter, …please, four more years, or it's into the oven I go!
"..both of my bowls are empty, Michelle had a Midnight snack"
Help! Help! I heard they are serving hot dogs for dinner!!
Bo, are you afraid the president will try to eat you?
The half white Presidential dog greets the press.
"No comment, sorry but without my teleprompter, the best I can do is RUFF RUFF- it was no accident I was named BO after his highness"
Get out of my way! I gotta pee. Can't you see my leg going up?
Dog years …people years ….Why do I have to set an example and get sterilized? I'm not the one screwing the ciuntry.
(Correction for above post) Dog years …people years ….Why do I have to set an example and get sterilized? I’m not the one screwing the country.
The media stinks.
My name is Bo, period …..! I have no idea if the names "supper" or "leftover" were in the running.
No, My name is not an acronym for "Baked Obama"
I'll answer that question…."No, Joe and I haven't sat down yet to discuss "who's in the dog house" if barak loses the election.
Ok I'm not all black ….. but, you don't have to look that hard to see the white. Which, I might add, "I'm equally proud of"
"Yes, that's right, I'm making a complaint to PETA. Obama ate my baby!!"
"….and when I heard a meat cleaver was missing from the kitchen, I knew I was in trouble!!"
"That's right guys, I am the other dark meat."
Meet me under the bridge at midnight and I'll tell you stories about the Obamas that will make your heart stop.
" I found some of those hooker's thongs and hid them inside Bo Sr's golf bag"
Soooo I told him , Eat horse meat not dog meat
Zimmerman is not guilty until proven white.
Let's see some check book journalism here – NYT?
"Please, I'm just a dog, stop calling me deep throat."
"Get out of my way. I'm on the menu tonight."
No really, he wasn't born with a silver spoon in his hand. Now let me go poop on that copy of the constitution.
Thanks for your concern. He tried, saying he was hungry and it was my duty, but I ran.
"I'm Joe's replacement"
If anything happens to me, my lawyer has a letter.
Knowing how you people are, if I disappeared, you would cover for him.
"..I need to learn how to 'oink-oink' really fast"
The turkey got a stay, illegals get amnesty, I get marinade!
…I've been using Michelle's flea & tick stuff, "eu de Tehran" but it seems to draw them, not repel…
"As you know, there is no pork spending in the Obama house."
You see how this guy goes both ways politically? Practicing Muslims aren't supposed to have dogs as pets, yet, here I am.
Michelle, it looks like that diet is working pretty well
"Bow wow? You'll need to ask Barack about that."
” ..and I would like to officially give my endorsement to Mitt Romney…”
"It's that mutt, Barack, who deserves the pen…not I!"
If I could only talk! The stories I could tell!
EWWWW…MSNBC cameraman. Where was that mic for it to smell like that?
"smells like Michelles' been marking her territory again".
Get them away from me before they realize I'm only half-black too!
Did my family go on a $4.1M vacation without me again? Someone charter my jet, limo, call my handler plus groomer. I have staff too.
Well, cut him some slack, he doesn't use a teleprompter.
"I would tell you that he came after me with a knife and fork, but you would call me a racist."
"If I told you I was defending myself when I called 911, you would call me a racist."
Yep! thats gotta be the MSNBC crew again.. they don't know about that toilet paper stuff yet…
What?! Am I supposed to hump this instead of Maddows leg? Ed lets me do that and more…
Yeah… like I am as stupid as my masters… thats not a female poodle, Maddow…
I don't like these… I wanna teleprompter… like my daddy has…
I always wondered what happened to cousin Rover….
Smells like Michelle's slippers.
"Woof, take me with you. Please, someone get me out of this hell!"
As the official White House "Scent Tester", Bo picks "Eu de Biden Butt" as the winner.
"What Joe should have said instead of 'clean & articulate' was 'lazy, egomaniac, smart-ass, Soros-puppet,Socialist, and daily-golfer'"
A White House spokesman is asked how the economy is going. His answer: Ruff!
"The Smartest Resident of The White House is interviewed on the White House golf cart path"
I would rather be put to sleep then go back to them!
Finally an intelligent comment from the White House!
Quiet everyone.. Mrs. Obama is about to speak.
"Oh yes, Michelle's penis is HUGE!"
"Yes, I admit it. I ate his birth certificate." — BO (aka "the falldog")
It's true: 1 out of 3 microphones smells like a dog's ass.
Plan B: when Jay Carney isn't available
Will the real BO that's half-white, "speak?"
He passes gas and blames me, he blames everyone.
Help Me……Help Me……Help Me……….
Why don't you idiots use these to ask him real questions?
My name should be "Bush" for all the blame I get for everything around this place!
It's funny…..he was sprinkling salt and pepper on me last night until Michele came in…
Oh yes! I would definitely rather be on the roof of Romney's car than on Obama's plate!
He used to call me "Fast and Furious," but that changed a few months ago……
I guess that's what they mean by, the media is up my boss's ass.
Making more sense than his Master, Bo the first Dog answers some questions about the economy.
"You heard me right!" "NO WAY AM I GOING TO Indonesia WITH HIM!"
You heard me! I'm giving the press conference today.
Damnit, I don't know who I'm talking to. You know all these white microphones look the same to me.
HEY THAT SMELLS LIKE MOMMY. HAVE BEEN IN HER BEDROOM? SHE REALY LIKES IT WHEN IT STARTS TO MAKE THIS BUZZING SOUND.
HEY THAT SMELLS LIKE MOMMY. HAVE YOU BEEN IN HER BEDROOM? SHE REALLY LIKES IT WHEN IT STARTS TO MAKE A BUZZING SOUND
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