No thanks, just looking for a chew toy for Michelle for between meals
So many choices, just like the election.
See that white guy up the aisle? He thinks we are stealing.
B.O. and Bo go shopping for something for Michelle to fetch.
Yeah, they told me the dog jerky was on Aisle 5 but I don't see it.
Did they get the photo? Good, get this mutt away from me. Take him to the Whitehouse kitchen.
Now to find Joe a new chew toy…
…so this is the food everyone will be eating if I get a second term.
Dumbass… oops, I mean clean up, on aisle 5.
Tryin' to fatten Bo up…he'll be good eatin' this winter..
Clerk, do you have doggie shirts that say 'I'm with stupid'?
"No, Sir, we don't carry dog tenderizer here."
"…then we'll marinade him in soy sauce with a little tomato paste…"
Bo: Wal-Mart? This guy is rich and all I get is junk from Wal-Mart?
“…then we’ll marinate him in soy sauce with a little tomato paste…”
I'm getting doggy treats to reward all of my media lap dogs
Barry, be honest now, no one's listening. How come you don't have a pit bull?
Bo "Can I go with that secret service agent and get some action too?"
So, is this the dog section?
Where are the cookbooks?
Man: Yes sir, Mr. President. Feed him this and when you eat him he'll taste just like chicken.
Mr. President… Do you have a clue about what the hell you're doing here? Or anywhere for that matter?
Barry you already got BO on a leash, why you giving him treats?
Michelle will need a much longer leash.
This is a photo op?
I need a muzzle and collar that'll fit Michelle.
Let's see…what goes good with dog meat?
No, no, no, NO! I didn't say I needed a "toy" for Bo…I said I needed some "SOY" for Bo…we're BBQ-ing him this weekend.
Are these "soup" bones?
Bo: Michelle's been stealing all of my chew toys.
Can I go home with that man? He said he won't redistribute my toys.
I'm telling yah… I gotta pee!!!
Being president has it's privileges, like taking a dog into Wal-Mart.
Mr. President the tampons on in the next isle.
Mr. President, the Tampons are in the next isle.
I'll take 5 of everything, just bill the taxpayers.
Bo: Please tell me this isn't the "Kitchen Gadgets" aisle.
Olde New Englander
"PETCO has a Bo aisle, who knew?"
Secret Service at the end of the aisle watching for more "dogs" to hump.
Can't make up my mind… I think I'll just buy the whole store. Do you take government checks?
This chain is non-union..Bo, go knock that camera out of that bastards' hands & bring it back or I'll make you eat your own kind for dinner!
"Can you believe these prices?"
Voice: "Security to dog aisle. Suspicious man on a leash."
Obama: When I was in ChicagoI would just pocket all these things and head for the door."
I'm sorry sir, I don't think there is such a thing as dog tenderizer
Ok will this get the smell of Michelle out of the carpet
Do you have plates large enough for a dog, and a back room where I could eat?
Do you have knives and forks here, and plates large enough for a dog?
"And here is our best item DECON it is made for humans and dogs"
Remember Barrack….Michelle said healthy food only…..
Do you have dinner plates large enough to hold a dog?
"If you need a muzzle for Joe they are in the next aisle"
Security! Communist on aisle three!
"I'm taking half of this stuff and giving it to inner city dogs."
"What do you have that will make him like me?"
The white guy at the front told me I'd find a meat grinder on this aisle.
Man to Obama: "I don't care who you are, dogs are not allowed in the store!"
Man: Get that mutt out of here!
Obama: He's not a mutt.
Man: I was talking to the dog!
Where do I find the seasoning for dog meat…er, I mean ,uh… chicken!
Where are those damn tampons??
Just looking for a little terrier for tonights dinner. But don't worry! I'll put him in the car on the way home!
"I hate this damn leash! I can't stand to be seen with him in public!"
Bo: That's right Barack, you distract him while I drop a load.
So which of these wasn't made in America? I only have 25 cents.
President of the United States and I still gotta do the #*&@ing shopping!!
whats he buying now?…ahh it's alright all the chew toys and squeaky things go to Joe anyway…
Hey that guy down there knows I am a dog… not a parrot…
He doesn't know Michelle doesn't like these toys she always gives 'em to me… more for me.
Whats he looking at?… Hey! You never saw an oppressed dog before?
Hey you down there… do I look happy? Take a picture why don't ya!
Really? The white dildo? Whats that… 244 dildos now?
Ehy master! If you can hear me… GET THE PINK EYED DILDO! That way she might think of you… can that guy hear me?
Oh… I get it… thats one of the secret service… they know where to buy dildos…
Well… here we are looking at dildos again… don't you have enough of those in your administration already dad? There's one now…
I hope he isn't looking for barbeque sauce.
When this photo op is done could someone remove the jackass with the leash?
I don't know what to get. What do most other Muslims feed their dogs? They don't like dogs? Well why the hell am I even here?
"You're looking for treats to reward Joe when he does something right?"
"Are you kidding me? I wouldn't feed this crap to him. The taxpayers feed him much better."
"President Obama, I'd just like to say that you're one helluva disgrace to my race."
Free for 150 years and a you puts us back into bondage. Thanks, @sshole!
You ARE a savior…not just anyone could resurrect the racial tensions that died decades ago.
typo on 8:22: put
Bo will taste better if I feed him these treats.
Manager: Is that your Secret Service man?
Obama: No, that's Bo's Secret Service man.
Bo: Yes I smell that.
"You don't seem to understand. I'm not concerned with the price because the taxpayers are the ones paying for it."
Give me a mate master I am tired of spending the night with your secret service guys…
Uh oh… looks the protitutes aren't showing up again… I guess I have to go again..
Oh… hello.. an Iranian assassin.. hey buddy, just go for it!..
We will vote for you again, all us peoples… you're black!!! Just… a little more free stuff… again…
When was the last time you saw your your wife… or any black diva…use a white sex toy?… this one actually keeps quiet… for you chief, only ten thousand… 'Uh… wow they do come cheap and easy… thats a deal…'
I might look stupid… but that the way my owner cuts my hair.. rescue me please..
What?! Do the women have bogasms like they have obamagasms??
No… I am smarter than him… he just makes sure I look more stupid than he is..
" I'm looking for a nice rub or barbecue sauce that would enhance his flavor" "Got anything like that?"
Yeah… Soros keeps me on a short leash, too.
I see that everything here is made in China. Excellent.
"What do I get if I just want to fatten him up a little?"
We'll take two of everything! Tax exempt, of course.
I'll take whatever will make him taste better.
No, you don't understand. I'm looking for the marinade.
So this is how he plans to spend my food stamp allotment….lottery tickets and a toy ….?
BO: "H E L P"
"I'd like to thank your store chain for making us China's #1 trading partner!"
What kind of canine seasoning do you have?
I'll take all of everything, except the pig's ears, here's my EBT card to pay for it at taxpayer expense.
Do you have any canine tenderizer? We're going to eat him tomorrow
Clerk: Where's the dog food?
Obama: On my leash
Merchant of Venom
Now let me see…… If I tax all the dog stuff at 25% it might pay for Michelle to take another vacation.
A dog can pick his fights, can bite his owner, but a dog can't pick his owner.