It's kind of hard keeping this straight face while Eric's standing there swearing to tell the truth.
I think I'll lose it when they get to the part about "telling the truth."
Just keep your fingers crossed… That's what I did when I swore Oath as president, and its worked ever since!
This is the safest place to stand when his nose starts growing.
Holder practicing America's new salute.
I solemnly to screw America just as good…if not better than Barack Obama~Amen
I solemnly swear to screw America just as good…if not better than Barack Obama~Amen
Sure, I'll tell the hole truth!
"I swear to tell the whole truth and nothing…period."
…so help me Allah
"I do solemnly swear to uphold race warfare, incompetence, corruption, gun running and the killing of federal officers…"
We're a movin' on up, to the east side, to that deluxe apartment…..
Obama: Yes, Holder, I'm right behind you. Go ahead, tell them the "truth".
Obama: Yup he's saying exactly what I want him to say…"I promise to screw America legally and declare the constitution illegal."
I got your back bro, we'll just wait here for the BUS to come by.
You can talk to my back until you get me that pardon, Barry.
Unreal. I've found someone that will lie under oath, just like me.
I swear to tell none of the truth and nothing but the untruth so help me, Allah.
It looks like Obama just farted.
Holder is finally on the Honor System, "Yes your Honor, No your Honor!"
The Impeachment process begins!
"…nothing but the truth, so help me Allah."
"On my honor I will do my best to serve the brother and myself."
Psst, Eric. Swear to tell the truth fast and furious.
Obama getting his liars in a row.
"You go bro. You lie and I'll swear to it."
I solmenly swear to up hold the parts of the living, breathing document that I sort of agree with
I don't know what I've been sold…lying all the time is getting old.
A proud moment for American Justice?
I pledge allegiance, to the flags, of Mexico, Iran, Russia, North Korea, and China, and to the ideals for which they stand, five nations, better than ours, with poverty and injustice for all.
Amen and Allah Akbar.
I swear to pull the race card on everything we are about to screw up.
I wonder if it taste as good as dog?
"Eric, you would not tell the truth if I bit you in the ass"
"Heil to the jack Ass behind me"
They can't even see my lips move …damn I'm good !
Wow, just think if they all had the b*lls to get sworn in on the Koran?
I keep thinking of that Dennis Leary song on Youtube for some reason. *snickers*
I knew a good goose would get that hand up.
"That's my boy! Perjuring himself just like me. I'm a proud papa!
What a liar…. God I love him!
At least Holder took the Oath only once, Obama mumbled through the Oath of Office twice!
Liars, one and all, thick as thieves!
…ah, another cabinet member affirming their allegiance to Allah on the Koran.
I want to sponser my good friend Barry Sotero as a new member to the New Black Panthers.
You and me, Eric, all the way to Cartagena! Wait no, first to Mexico to drop off some guns, then to Cartagena!
"Will someone please turn this N00B around & tell him he's supposed to face me when reciting Hail to the King."
I swear to uphold the Constitution of Barak Obama
I swear to screw all americans I can….
Obama: I'm so great I have a peon give the nazi salute for me.
Tee Hee Hee ,,the second amendment is on its way out and blamed on Mexico.
The Oalf of office.
The OAF of office.
The Katzenjammer Kids – Skinny Lawyer and Skinny Liar. Totally interchangeable.
If I had a Liar…
IT'S OK TO LIE, REMEMBER IT'S NOT THE KORAN…
It's the Bible not the Koran, so it's still OK to lie…
I swear to Obama to tell the truth as we practiced it.
The joy of justice suplanted!
It's just the Bible, so you can still lie…
Wait till these fools find out what we have in mind for the Bible.
I swear to tell the Socialist truth, so help me Allah.
Halt! There's a lie detector here…we'd better go another way.
(following political tradition, lying under Oath)
Have I got a deal for you: swamp land in Death Valley! No, I swear it's true!
Olde New Englander
I, Eric Holder, do solemnly swear to give guns to Mexican drug cartels, er…uh…I mean, uphold the Constitution…
It feels great to have another commie on my staff!
(Thoughts) Won't these damned congressmen stop harassing us and just let Barry and me proceed with the transition to a dictatorship?
"..and I promise to tell as much truth as the man standing behind me."
I swear to cut jobs and raise unemployment population, give you healthcare that sucks and you cannot afford, raise gas prices much as I can, allow as many illegal immigrants as possible into the country and let them vote and follow every order Obama the Czar gives me!
I SWEAR NOT ME DID IT!
I cannot tell a lie… HE DID IT!
Obama thinking: "Why the heck do that make us take all these oaths? They should know we're going lie through our teeth."
"I Swear….Um, I swear the guy behind me told me to do it!!"
Who needs to admend Free Speach with us in charge??
"that's the most absurd question I've ever been asked!"
I solemnly swear to place the Black Panthers at voting booths, just like I did the last time.
No, it extends out in front of you as you yell "Sig Heil"
Yes, I do swear that if the Panthers were white, I would prosecute.
I swear that spreading guns in an effort to ban them makes sense to me.
"I swear you'll NEVER know the truth!"
"I swear not to lie unless it will keep me from being prosecuted!"
"I swear I did NOT chop down that Cherry Tree!"
"I swear I don't know anything about a memo,,,,what memo,,,what's a memo??"
"I swear this is what I know about Fast and Furious: I ran really Fast down the street because some Furious white guy with a gun, wearing a hoodie was chasing me!! I swear, so help me Obama!"
Wow! Two black men that are not in prison-yet.
"I gotcha back ma brother – you take the Black Panther oath."
Obama thinking: "Go ahead Eric, swear all you want, but if I go down you're going down with me."
I shouldn't have to pull that string in the back of his head for another few minutes.
"I Eric Holder, do solemnly swear that I will support and
defend the Constitution……ha, I'm sorry, I'm just not going to be able to get all the way through this with a straight face."
"Remember, Eric, that's a white man's oath; you don't really have to keep it."