One push-up for every billion in debt I've created? I'll be here a billion years.

Obama demonstrating an exercise from the Secret Service training manual.

Shouldn't my slaves be doing this for me?

Obama does work for the first time in his life.

You see? I'm causing the world to move by pushing it.

How dare you make a black person do push-ups! THAT'S RACIST!

Okay, I did five push-ups; time for another vacation!

"This is the closest to Military traning I ever had! "

This our president… Not a convict

This is a president…that should be a convict

Demonstrating the 'new' bow…..

I would rather hold this position than go home to that angry woman….

Where the hell is my RUG?

Someone quick take the picture…I can't hold it much longer!

With my Obamacare plan you will no longer have to do pushups. The healthy people can do them for you.

"To assume the new National Prayer position, first you…"

or

Obama shows America how to assume the new mandatory National Prayer position.

Showing America the new mandatory national prayer position.

"Seriously, it's more comfortable to pray like this. You'll learn!"

"I prefer to pray like this. You will, too."

"excuse me, I cant see the telepromter from here"

"Michelle made me do it"

100,000 people and only Obama is told to get down and assume the position.

Obama, demoted to private, gives America one million push-ups.

I do this better than Michelle, my hips and belly don't touch the ground

"Someone put the Constitution on the ground where he can read it on the way down!"

I can see up her skirt better from down here!

Sleeves rolled up, check, yup, he's working!

"Are you sure this isn't a shovel-ready job?"

"Why isn't Joe here to do this for me?"

I'm glad I'm doing this toward the East for Allah's help

Turn this picture upside down, and I'm holding the whole world up

"Those are just fireworks Mr. President, no need to panic."

No more Ass Kissing, I'm in training for Foot Kissing!

OK! I'm in Position! Now bring in the dusty feet of some Saudi Prince or something!

This is how I approach Michelle on a bad day..

Biden, unzip my fly! I'm gonna screw the whole world…

You'll have to imagine where Reggie was when I did this….

"Four more years, drill sergeant!"

98…99…..1 for Allah….2….3…..4…..5

"145 pounds of communism"

Michelle showed me & Joe how to do this!

This makes kissing feet easier!

This is how you do the "Watermelon Crawl"!

It's evident I'm as low down as they come!

"You mean some people can do more than four pushups? Get outta here!"

I told you I can lift the world and hold it in place, and with more people than Atlas, so, yes it's heavier!

(rotate photo 180 degrees)

Quick turn that camera sideways…I want to look like I'm scaling a wall.

This is how low you have to get to crawl under that Mexican border fence so you can come vote for me.

Stay down America….. STAY DOWN!!!!!

Obama practices the least painful position he'll be assuming in prison.

Obama manages to sandwich in a fitness photo op in between smoke breaks.

Joe said he'd increase his 10-year average annual charitable contributions from $369 to $400 if I could do 400 push ups.

It's easy when you carry no dignity, responsibility, respect for anyone, have no conscience, etc.

Joe said he'd up his average annual donations from $369 to $400 if I can do 400 push ups.

Push up count as reported by CNN, MSNBC and the networks: 125
Actual push up count accurately reported by Fox: 4

This IS East, right?

So that is what you little people look like.

I'll do 1 push up just so the cameras can catch it and say I actually give a crap about fitness.

Michelle is busy right now eating a chili dog and fries, so I'm doing the push-ups for her. See, when you spread the exercise around, it's good for everyone.

Obama sings: "Ain't no use in looking down. Ain't no re-election on the ground!"

"Short skirts rule"

I dropped a nickel, anyone seen it?

When you don't know what to do, you do what you know.

"After my election, I'll have more flexibility."

"This is a lot harder than golfing!"

Just when you thought he couldn't get any lower…

I can't see my teleprompter from here – what do I do next?

Stop the cameras, I need a smoke

Ok, vote for me if you think I can do a push up

I can't go all the way down and get back up because of my shoes

I am only going to do this once, so take the picture now.

Where did the tax payer under me go?

Barack Obama demonstrating how "fracking" destroys the environment

Obooba tries a push up for sagging support.

Working off the baked dog

I've bowed down all over the world to show respect but, how low is proper to get re-elected,?

This is the "call to morning Prayer" in islam … see how peaceful we can be?

I wanted the Great Seal cut out of the Oval Office for a prayer rug. I'm still waaaaaaaiting …!!!

Shovel ready job for a CB54.

"Who ate all the grass?"

NOW THIS IS THE WAY I WANT ALL OF YOU MEDIA TO GREET ME. IF NOT, YOUR OUTA HEAR. BECAUSE I'M GOD.