We have decided that in order to fund our next vacation there will be a new tax on all Easter related activities and products.

The Pope couldn't make it… So I'll give it to you direct.

Inside specially marked eggs will be free food stamps, section 8 vouchers, free health care, free green cards, or Presidential pardons.

I'm signing an executive order mandating all future Easter Bunnies must be black because white ones are obviously racist.

Yes, Joe is to my left.

"… and we're here today to introduce the newest member of my cabinet who has been brought in to serve as my 'Credibility Czar'…"

And if you believe in him, you'll believe the crap I'm trying to feed you.

No, Obama Care is good and this is a real Bunny because I say so, the debate is over!

As I stand here, bunny to the left of me, clowns to the right of me….

and yet, as he tried to explain, only Barry saw Harvey, the 7 foot polka.

Let me introduce my new re-election consultant. He's known to hide things that are hard to find and will have plenty of votes for me, "in the basket", if you will…

"And while I'm on vacation this giant rabbit will take my place. You'll hardly notice the difference."

"To be fair, each of you white kids put half of the eggs you collected in the nearest black kid's basket."

"As a special Easter surprise, inside each plastic egg you'll find a miniature Koran!

"And, in closing, praise be to Allah!"

And I present to you the new head of the FDA… Easter Bunny

Yes kids… Joe Biden is actually the Easter Bunny!

"Folks,,,I'VE decided to do away with any type of Christian celebrations, observances, or traditions SO I'd like you all to meet the TOOTH BUNNY. Yeah! Let's hear it for the Tooth Bunny!!"

"…and so, Joe bet me $1m in taxpayer money that I couldn't find anyone with bigger ears than mine. And so, if you'll turn your attention to my left…"

"if someone in the Secret Service will come up and handcuff Michelle to the balcony rail so the children will get an even break at some of the chocolate eggs, we will get started…"

"I have no idea why we holy Muslims are here observing this pagan infidel Holiday you call Easter with this large rabbit idol"

Now, I don't believe in the Easter Bunny. I don't believe in Santa Claus. But I do believe in welfare, socialism, and redistribution of wealth.

"Definitive proof that Obama lives in a fantasy world.

"Kwanza yes, Ramadan yes, St. Patrick's day yes, the Easter Bunny in a campaign year yes, Christmas no."

Then Mr Bunny and I sat down and hammered out a budget…..

And now, I would like to proudly introduce my next nominee for Supreme Court Justice………

Is Bob Barker in the audience?? I need this Bunny thing spayed…or neutered, like me.

Everyone bow to the East as we pray for Michelle's chocolate snack this morning

So, my fellow Americans, this Easter icon will be banned starting next year, as it is obviously "too Caucasian."

We all know that Easter is all about the Bunny and no other non-sense that the infidels are trying to make you believe.

I made the Bunny Easter Czar….

The Ramadan Bunny hides his Eid Al-Fitr eggs for the Whitehouse.

Diversity; Some humans, a rabbit and a jackass.

"The rabbit is now one of us. We'll be re-distributing eggs based upon need, political affiliation and annual salary."

"I think when you spread the eggs around, it's good for everybody."

"Bugs here will donate as part of his wealth to distribute, a few tons of chocolate to Michelle, Sacha, and Malia before we leave for Hawaii"

"Ask not what you can do for your country .. ask what you can for me."

"Ask not what you can do for your country .. ask what you can do for me!"

Attention all K-Mart Shoppers!! Wabbit Season is OPEN!!

I proclaim that next year the Easter Bunny will be Black.

In honor of Easter, my womenfolk are wearing every color in the crayon box today!

I say NO Bunny does it better! Right Michelle? NO I'm talking about me!

"As usual when I want to appear to be doing actual "work" I roll up my sleeves to fool you taxpayers"

Joe couldn't be with us today, so we have his smarter twin brother, Jose

"I promise to you an Easter bunny in every pot!"

Thanks to you taxpayers not a single one of us up here will ever have to work again. Now who is up for an egg hunt?

"Now all of you rich kids need to pay your fair share and give half your eggs to me"

"Let there be no doubt about my Christian values as we commemorate the Crucifixion here on Christmas day with its most important symbol-a turkey"

You see if this were the black house we would have a black easter bunny.

Cadbury proved that a bunny can lay an egg. For the last three years I've shown that I can do it too.

I've just appointed the Easter Bunny to be my new race relations czar…I am proud to be both white and milk chocolate!

I had asked that the Pope be my spokes person this Easter – instead I introduce to you the Biden the Bunny.

On my presidential seal – I'm thinking of changing the Eagle to a Bunny – it's less offensive.

Why does Michelle always look like she has been sucking on a lemon???? OH! Wait, I know the answer!!!

Now, you kids with two eggs need to each give one to a kid with no eggs…

"…and to my left, my new national defence advisor…"

Will somebody please get the Easter candy away from my fat ass ol lady!

"Yep I'm a WABBIT"

Introducing… The new Czar of ObamaCare!!!

Instead of eggs, we are going to hunt for things I've done right. Get started and good luck.

And my new executive order adds rabbits to the list of endangered species.

campaigning with Senator Al Franken

I have asked the Easter bunny to help me explain to Kids why the courts are bad and my healthcare law will bring you free candy!

"Easter is a racist holiday. All you see are white bunnies."

Who's bright idea was this photo op? The are going to tear me up on LMAObama.com