If I cover my face maybe they won't see me lying.

Shhhhh..America's sleeping

"Quiet now and watch me get gas prices up to $5 a gallon."

"Shhhh, they'll hear us lying."

Shhh… I'm sreally a Commie!

No talking! Don't you remember that I banned Freedom of Speech?

Gov't controlled Media: he'll tell you what to say and when to say it.

Be grateful you get pain pills, now shut up & die.

And the Gov't controlled media complied…

It worked on 6 million Jews, it can work on 311 million Americans. That's right, just look away.

Quiet, I'm listening to Muhammad.

AntiChrist.

Not Republican
Not Democrat
Not American
But keep it quiet!

The world's most powerful illegal alien.

This will be the required salute to me by the population after my re-elections

Don't tell, but 9 justices are about to find out who's REALLY supreme now.

When I do this at the press conference, arrest the reporter who asked me the last question.

Don't tell, don't ask

Don't tell anyone I'm a Socialist

I'm going on twelve more vacations as soon as we get this election behind us, one is to Russia and one is to Iran.

SHHH!!! Dont let them know what the NDAA act is really about

I'm planning to raise your taxes again

This means I'm gonna lie again

This is the democrat symbol for the other finger

SSSSSSSHHHHHH Yourself!

"Sssshhhhhh"

(He has to be kidding!!)

What will Obama do when he realizes "shhhushing" doesn't work in America?

Joe Biden is napping

Be quiet….don't tell them 500,000 more people left the workforce and that lowered the unemployment numbers.

"Careful, we don't want to wake the sleeping giant."

I taught Constitutional Law, but it it wasn't THIS Constitution, folks! Shhhhhh!

Where was I born? Shhh!

Don't ask me any questions. The teleprompter is broken.

Shhhhhhh we are going to take all the guns next

If you don't agree with me, then be quiet.

Shhhh! You have no freedom of speech here.

If I accentuate my nose, does it make my ears look smaller?

Shhh, be vewy vewy qwiet, it's wepublican season.

They'll never hear the sound of the taxman coming when I'm done with America.

Of course we are fudging the job numbers. But here’s the secret, everybody knows it but nobody calls me on it. Ain’t I cool?

Biden still thinks I chose him for his intelect.

Let them eat cake, but don't tell Michelle

The secret racial whistle that calls Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

Obama 2012. Not only does he suck but he blows too.

"I just wanked in Pelosi's jar of wrinkle cream!"

"Never mention protocol to Michelle."

Michelle, don't tell anyone what I said about that honkey Romney, that's just pillow talk.

BE VEWY VEWY QUIET, WUR HUNTING WEPUBWICANS…hehehehehehe

Tony D is a very big supporter of mine . He likes to keep it on the DownLow

"Shhhhh, I'll show you how to sneak up on an entire country."

Jeremiah Speaks!

Shhhhh
The $5 Trillion tax hike is an after-election surprise

shhh dont tell anyone i wasnt born in the USA

shhh i dont want the taxpayers to know what my daughters vacation in Mexico cost the american taxpayerI THINK ABOUT 5 MIL

"Shhh…. I'm trying to think up another lie."

Sh—-it. Sh*t.

Shhhh…maybe if we don't say anything they won't be asking anymore where I was born.

shhh…don't tell America that I'm screwing them over.

We will save the Martial Law thing until after the elections.

Be vewy vewwy quiet——-I'm hunting a job!

I can not tell a lie

"Quiet now,if they hear the price tag of Malia's spring break trip, they'll forget about the G.S.A. party.

Barack Houdini Obama demands silence during his life-altering stunt of transferring money from those against him to those for him.

Barack Houdini Obama demands silence during his life-altering stunt of transferring the money of his opponents to his supporters.

Shh, I have the main stream media right where I want them.

"And this is how we salute each other in the most transparent administration in history."

Mainstream media motto:
Loose lips sink shits.

Shhhh! Don't tell them the bill I just signed and took credit for was originally their idea.

Mr President, Is it true that you ordered a black out on all media coverage for Dr Ron Paul?

Shhhhhh, dont tell him he is rich or he wont vote for me

Shhh…don't tell the Justices they are going to be impeached if they vote against Obamacare.

I've got a secret…Oh, they know I'm illegal they just can't prove it.

Shh FOX News hasn't found out about that one yet.

SHHH, Joe and I are playing hide and seek.

So SHHHHHHH alist.

So Mr. President… you seem to want to be more flexible with Russia and China, Iran and North Korea if you get re-elected… what do you say to your recent slip?

What will you do if your health care bill gets thrown out in the Supreme Court? Some think you might put a $10,000 bounty on the justices who vote against..

Were, …are you gay? Sir… why haven't any women from the past come forward to accuse you of rape and abuse?

Shhh. Just tell them the FEMA camps around the country are for my vacations.

Voting is like picking your nose, pick a good solid one, not the brown one here.

I only sound like this because I have an acorn up my nose.

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together.

Really, This picture is just eerie.

Hush,I said I will lower gas prices when it gets closer to election.

Shhhh, I just let one rip and blamed Joe again.

Look into my eyes, you are getting sleepy, you are totally relaxed, you are almost asleep, you are asleep. Now when I say I need support, I want all of you jump and defend me.

Shhhh – I haven't told them this will be the last election.

SHHHHHHH! I'm an asshole

Shhh. Don't tell anyone but I invented the Internet.

Shhhhhh! Dead people voting over here.

Shhhhhh! The Capitol building is being converted into a mosque. *snicker*

Simon says, "touch your ear".

The truth is deafening – Please SHUT – UP America

LOOK BEN, SHUT UP. IF WE'RE LUCKY IT WILL BE TOO LATE BY THE TIME THEY FIGURE THIS ONE OUT. WE WILL BE IN EUROPE TRYING TO BUY WHOLE COUNRTRIES WITH OUR CASH.