What? You can see all the way through?

Was that the sound of Obamacare being declared unconstitutional?

Uh

Are those the winds of change blowing?

Unless you have $500,000 I…I…I can't hear you.

Unh? Please speak shorthand so I can understand you

"It's not that I can't hear you, I just don't care."

I don't believe that he can't hear with ears like those.

I can't hear you.. and I don't give a shit.

If you look into this ear, you can see through.

Dumbo

Whatca gonno do when Tax-i-mania runs wild on you ?

Can you hear me now! NO NEW JOBS!!!

Yes, I am a prick with ears.

Inspired by Hitler, the president demonstrates the Obama salute.

Obama priming for take-off. Once he gets those things to flap, he'll be air born in less than three seconds.

Obama listens….he just doesn't hear!

Check these bad boys out!

Supreme Court???

Hear no evil.

Of course I can hear you, it's just that I don't want to

A mocha VW beetle with both doors open

You want to bet he hears Soros just fine?

Listening for Michelle's eight-course dinner order

I hear America calling…Obama go back to where ever from whence you came!

Those Republicans in the House superglued two fingers to my ear.

That sound? Must be the economy crashing and burning.

That falling sound? Must be my approval ratings.

What's that, Chairman Mao? Got it…we'll fix the flag…get rid of the blue and the white…uh huh…

Waiting to be told what to say next.

I think I hear change in someone's pocket. I must go take it.

The Ear-Child

He loves the sound of American Collapse.

Who's the dumbest of them all!

Can you repeat that question? I didn't understand the part about "Limited Government" being a founding principal.

did you say you can't afford to fill your tank? maybe you should get a hybrid.

"I have WHAT on my ears? Oh, IN my ears?? Did you say 'SPIT'???"

"Say again. What did Joe Biden say?"

"Capitalism? That's above my pay grade."

"Oyango Obama – DUI? — never heard of him."

"Please speak louder so that everyone can hear your compliment."

"Am I hearing you ask about my future?"

"Hear that? That's the sound of 500,000 democrat voters crossing the border."

What? I can't hear you. I have an illegal alien in my ear.

What! you want me to quit spending on wife and daughters vacations give me a break you are paying for it not me.

I think I heard the Constitution calling to me, but I can't hear what it is saying.

Ahh! That's the sound of capitalism falling on it's face, and it only took me 3 years to kill it!!

Turning another deaf ear to America.

"No! I don't hear Freedom ringing."

Wait! The golf course is calling!

Music to my ears – the sound of higher taxes.

Wait, what? Hold on a second while I wait for Moscow to tell me what to say.

What is that these "radar" ears are picking up? This is America?? Socialism is not wanted here?

What? It's not Bush's fault?

"What? An elderly Tulsa couple was beaten, robbed, raped and murdered by a young black man? Who cares, I'm milking Trayvon Martin right now?"

"What? Malia's Mexico trip cost how much? So?"

"Wait, I think I hear China calling the note due."

Let me get this Wright

Jeremiah Speaks!!!

With these ears – should I take up gliding?

Whats that? Conscious, I don't have one. I sold my soul to get to where I am.

What's that? People calling me Allah. They finally see it.

Mitt's the nominee? The GOP has just handed me another term. Michelle get out the government credit card 'cos we're going on vacation!

What's that? I can blame George Bush for that too?

Tax what?!?!?!

Did someone say something important,But i haven't spoken yet.

That galloping sound? Must be Mo coming.

What… this ear doesn't stick out as much as my other right ear?

Look! I am from the planet vulcan… points? Logic?

Damn the women aren't moaning and sighing like they did in 2008… need my obamagasms to be sure…

I can't hear you chanting my name like you used to!

The white people are grumbling more and more.. I can smell it…

Do you like my jug handle ears?

What Santa quit? Good! Finally! Santorum? Who?

I can't understand you! Do my job? Do I have to? Now?

Sorry see this? When I lie my ears stick out… my ears don't stick out ok?

Wait…Allah is calling.

OH NO..I hear Michel coming.

"I can Hear all the way to Russia from here."

"Hear that . . . that's the sound of the Constitution being trampled."

"Ahhhhhh…..music to my ears. The sound of the Constitution being trampled."

It's just America shouting, "Go back where you came from!"

I will tax this body part next.

If I wanted to hear you, I can't and I won't

They quit production of the Volt?

He has ears the size of a satellite dish, and still doesn't hear the American voters!

Why is the guy behind the curtain taking so long to tell me what to say? I'm beginning to look like an idiot out here.

And he wonders why his Secret Service code name is Porch Monkey.

LOOK MA, NO BRAINS!

It's been inside of you the whole time, Dumbo

Ahhh, the sweet sound of my successes, and the crying of America. Music to my ears.

Ahhh, the sweet sound of my success, and the downfall of Capitalism

The Muslim call to prayer…"one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset." Barack Hussein Obama

"See these? I won't be needing either one after my re-election."

Proof that size doesn't matter.

I hear what I want to hear, when I want to hear it

That sounds like a race war brewing…sweet music to my ears.

Hear the crickets? That's the sound of the main stream media vetting me.

Is that the sound of an innocent man being unfairly charged with Trayvon's death?

Simon says "touch your nose".

O I listen – just don't care…..

I hear America very clearly,

America is clearly wrong.

America I hear you, You are just very Wrong!

I hear you America – Its just that freedom never converted anyone to Islam

I didn't hear anyone the first time!
Tell me AGAIN how great I am!

Colonoscopy? CAT scan? X-rays? PSA? Sure, Obaba-care will take care of it.

I won't hear you.

Ahh, Money to my ears. Other peoples money, that is.

What did Mr. Soros say?

Pre flight check. Flaps? Check, Ignore voters? Check Ignore the Constitution? Check.

Did I just hear the phrase "driveway jockey"?

I hear a vacation coming.

I better not have just heard that printing press stop!

Similar to Pinocchio, when Obama lies, his ears get bigger, but not better.