Someone please engage the transporter.

America may you live in pieces and not prosper.

Boldly going where no President has gone before.

Umm, yeah, just a bit lower…lower…perfect.

Nyota chance.

More evidence for the "birthers".

Hey! I'll do anything for money.

"No sign of intelligent life here."

Live as long as we allow, and prosper on other's wealth.

Live long and prosper; on welfare, section 8, WIC…

"Dammit Jim, He's a community organizer, not a president!"

Two Professional Actors

Barry is reunited with someone from his home planet.

True to his word he plays both sides of the aisle with his smiling Vulcan.

Obama: "I've always loved Star Wars!"

Nichols thinking: "What an idiot."

A real alien and a lady.

Do either of these people suffer from static Klingon?

Yeah, we cropped his ears and gave him a kinda neutral complexion so he'd blend in better with the inhabitants of the host planet.

This is the oval office where great men used to tread; now inhabited by aliens.

Be careful what you wish for…you might get it.

Now that we've taxed this planet of every last cent it's time to move on.

This is Matilda who will attest that I am NOT from Kenya,where she is the secretary of tourism and I a frequent visitor.

Neither of us are wearing a bra.

Live long and you won't prosper.

This planet isn't big enough for the two of us, so…off ya go!!

Nanew nanew

When Aliens Meet
The Illegal Alien meets Alien from Vulcan

OMG! The President really IS and ALIEN!

Scotty, beam me up already.

The Vulcan secret signal for "success, all the jobs are gone".

Save the planet: beam them off it!

The alien in public housing & his guest star.

What? Oh that was Leonard Nemoy that was the Vulcan? How would I know, I was living in Indonesia at the time.

Our mothers should have gotten free contraception.

"Let's see… I have the welfare vote and the illegal immigrant vote… let's see if this will get me the nerd vote…"

Mystery of the missing birth certificate: solved.

Proving once and for all he's got a thing for aliens

You speak with forked hand, I speak with forked tongue

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

She attempted the mind meld, but had little to work with

Teleported, meet teleprompter

Mr. President, my name Uhura in Swahili means freedom. What does Barack mean in Kenyan?

Uhura from the United States of Africa
Obama from…from…this guy have a birth certificate?

Uhura thinking: Spock would say "this was not a logical choice".

Uhura tell Scotty I need more power

Earthlings have a saying: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Live wrong and prosper.

get your hand off my ass you allien jerk.

may your penis rot off.

Obama believes the planet Vulcan is part of America.

The campaigning never stops… next stop… Vulcan.

Yeah! Ohura and I are going to Vulcan for a month to meet their leaders!

Hi! I am Spocks son and this is Ohura… we welcome you to Earth… vote for me…

Vote twice and protest… I got that right.. right?

I have destroyed galaxies… give me four more years and I will be merciful here..

To all you trekkie homey's … vote for me! I really like you!

Live long and pilfer.

Nichelle Nichols: "I really want to give him just one finger."

Definitely not my son.

Birth Certificate found on Vulcan

Nichelle Nichols: "I'm really flipping him off with my other hand"

Obama: Live long and Prosper

Nichols: Not under your Administration

Random chance seems to have given us a major reach around.

4 more years at the helm and America blows up.

This photo opt will get me back those black votes.

Now are there any black stars that haven't seen the White House?

Just keep smiling, these photographers will be gone and then we can discuss stategy for you as my running mate.

Every time you look at this you can LYAO.

Ohura…just do this.. I want to be Spock in the next Star Trek movie..

Maybe this will intimidate Romney if he believes I can put the Vulcan death grip on him… smile Ohura!

I appeal to the Vulcan culture out there… you too can have a government controlled life… remember to vote in November..

America… Live long and bow to the new socialism… come on.. get on board… lets warp this country…

We're here to say I will keep America in max warp for four more years…

Scotty tells me the uh… liberal crystals can keep me warped for another 4 years come on! Get on board!

Yeah! We're warped! Ain't it cool?!

Hey Spock! She's all mine now and guess where I am going in 2013?

Stop! Ohura I know the planet exists and Spock is watching! Smile! Hey Spock! Got Koolaid?