"So tell me again, what does DMZ mean"

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

If I get my way, Americans will need these to see Ike's statue.

I see red. It must be the new America.

WAIT…is that Kenya??

Ok, whadda ya turn to see the pretty shapes and colors?

Hey I see red…is that North Korea?

My future looks great through these rose colored binoculars.

Obama: Hey, I don't see anything!

Aide: Sir, take off the lens cover.

Even these rose colored binoculars don't make my re-election chances in 2012 look good!

Moments later Obama realized that the 'trickster' Biden had smeared ink on the eyepiece pads!

Safely hiding in Kenya, Obama observes the destruction of America.

Totally confused in North Korea, Obama observes Air Force One take off without him.

I can see my birth-nation from here.

Obama thinking: This is a great invention. I'll find some way to take credit for it.

Wow, Kim Jong Il's funeral is just how I envision my own.

"I spy a job! Ooops, sorry, it's just my crew cleaning up the sh** I left."

Why did all the other Presidents get camouflaged binoculars?

Air Force One jacket worn by President Zero.

Do they have a hoodie version of this jacket? I'm afraid I stick out like a sore thumb here.

Looking across DMZ for someone to bow to.

"OK – so that's Tijuana and all those people are future Democrats? Cool!!"

Obama looking at the world through commie-colored glasses…

Obama looks through binoculars into N. Korea to get a vision of America after he destroys capitalism.

Yup. I think I can see the Teleprompter from here.

Red-eye for the Marxist guy.

If I stand here long enough they might think I'm Presidential.

Nope, still can't see the teleprompter.

Which way to I turn it to get the swirly color patterns??

Which way do I turn it to get the swirly color patterns??

I really don't need these with my superman powers and all….

Big Brother is Watching You

Why isn't this microscope working?

Yes! I see a crisis looming over the horizon!

Jacket size Extra Scrawny still too big.

America's destruction can't be too far off now…

Wait a minute, is that Iran launching something at us?

Custom jacket size Extra Scrawny Pencil Neck still too big.

Mission Accomplished, all of America is a wasteland now.

Let's see, is there anything else I haven't taxed yet?

Electronic voice: Michelle at 1,500 yards. Code 3! Code 3!

"I can't see my second term!"

"Are you sure these are extra-wide vision lenses? I can't fit Michelle all the way in!"

"I see a golf course I haven't played on taxpayer dollars!"

The voter-czar looks for more undocumented-voters

0 fearfully scanning the crowd for TEA-Party members

Commie Red

These taxoculars will help find more things to tax!

Why do those millions of soldiers have their guns pointed at me?

Boy these things really blow the problem way out of proportion.

You know what would be cool? If we handed these out to our military too.

I found the only thing on Earth that makes Michelle's ass look bigger.

There's that job I created.

Anybody seen my maxfly?

There's got to be another tax out there I can raise?

Searching for my next job.

What else I can decimate from this distance.

One last look at Iran before the Israeli's strike.

Looking for love in all the wrong places

I sure hope the Israeli's have the balls for this because I sure don't.

Sarah I can see Russia from here too

Hmmm … They're right! The end really is closer than it seems.

Yup..there is no end to the bad economy. It just goes on forever and ever and ever.

I don't care if the endangered species act will be violated. Move that f-ing bird so I can hit my approach shot and tell Boxer to ram it. This is my best back 9 ever!

"What's a DMZ anyway, is that like rap?"

I told you i dont need these to see Michelle ass from across the ocean

"Here come some more voters headed north right now."

I can't find my golf ball.

"Just looking' to see if Joe's tried on my crown"

Looking for a job in Korea after the election.

"Does North Korea have a Constitution?"

"theyre still building that keystone pipeline?! Dammit!!"

"what? theyre still building that keystone pipeline?!!..Darnit!!"

"I see 'Hope to Change, 2012′"

I spy something that starts with the letter M

Looks like I landed in a sand trap next to that missle launch site.

I see red people

Scanning the countryside before the Commander in Chief gives the ok to open the illegal immigrant voter floodgates

The boys back in Kenya could really use a pair or two of these for hunting

You CAN see Russia from here!

Damn! I gotta warn my Muslim Brothers about this.

Hey , Theyre right. I can see Michelle's ass from 3 miles away

The bitch was right. You CAN see Russia from here!

Holy smokes, it's Romney coming after my ass. He really does have nice hair.

I can see San Quentin from here..

STILL pretending to know what he's doing

At least he's looking through the correct part, or are the instructions on the teleprompter for him?

Damn! You can see Russia from here!

I need to try harder. The US STILL doesn't look like North Korea just yet.

Obama looks into his future and sees the fiery pits of Hell.

Gosh, I feel so military! Do I look military? Somebody take my picture!

I could make myself useful and lead this country, but I am taking the day off instead to go bird watching!

At the military site for detonation of the US Constitution

"All those Iranians and North Koreans need, is a good community organizer."

Barack Obama, Commander in Chief. Lord help us.

Time for some Visine. We need to get the red out.

Crap. You CAN see Russia from Palin's house.

Well, I thought I saw 57 states

If I had a son he would look like that

"Hey Putin, I can see Palin's house from here!"

Nope, I don't see my eligibility

Looks like my buddies have taken care of the RNC building.

Air Farce One looking around

Hey Moe-hey Larry.

Finally, I get to see the glorious "Workers' Paradise" I want America to be!

I can see my BS for miles.

OOH, Look, a golf course I did not know about!!

Here's another thing Obama doesn't know: He doesn't no how to hold a pair of binoculars.

Man…those North Koreans sure do love their leader. Why won't those pissant Americans act like that towards me?

Is that a mushroom cloud over Tehran?

"The bitch was right…"

Rose colored glasses im pimpin B#*c@#S PIMPIN!

Looks like the natives are restless tonight!!

I see RED people

RED, My favorite color

Wow, Michelle's ass really does cover two continents.

Red rover red rover let Moscow come over

What is bill doing to my wife

I knew our economy would turn around, I can see the rosy glow of success.