"I've cancelled the National Day of Prayer. Now let's go celebrate St. Patrick's Day!"
Oh, no! I Joe to get his VD checked!
I think we just found out where Iran is hidding their nuclear processing plant.
The White House tries to purge itself of a foreign parasite.
Green slime invades the White House.
Even the White House is sick of their shenanigans and lies
Sick of Obama's lies everyone present pukes at the same time.
How are we going to print more money when all the ink is in the pond
Call the plumber…the First Lady's toilet is plugged again.
Michelle Obama just exploded.
The new 900 billion dollar taxpayer-funded fountain
Obama hiding illegal "aliens" under the White House
Maybe this is the algae he has been talking about
A monumental bidet for some monumental asses
A monumental bidet for the monumental ass
Well either I keep claiming to be Irish or Michelle's been shitin in the fountain again…
Honey?! Where's my green bud?!
You know… my Michelle… chimps also eat meat ..right?
Michelle…you peed in the fountain again right????
No Michelle… its not for the white folks… its the color of Jihad and Islam… relax!
Now if I can just find a way to destroy the weapons we wanted to give to the cartels…
Joe! Come in Joe! Copy? Thats the primo green bud storage you are flushing!!!! Go back to the rag bud… Joe?
One day a year… a black man must recognize an American holiday… this year due to lack of energy…St. Patty's Day… the fountain will be small and thin… after, removing the geen and putting the usual black taller and thicker fountain will start on the day after.. as usual…
The white men are coming! Thw white men are coming!
Honey wake up… Huh? Wah…? Look honey! Yeah… so the white people need a holiday…. we get a month… go back to sleep…
This may be the closet to green the White House is going to get.
Look Barry, we stuck liquid money!
Get Homeland Security and tell them to that Leprechaun out of the fountain please.
Ah, a new way to dye those environmentally correct Easter Eggs.
Hallelujah! We stuck algae!
"Uh, Barry, don't you think it's time to remove that holiday tree?"
Enough algae to make biofuels for decades is discovered under the White House
Sewer pipes burst at the White House after a democrat party fundraiser featuring foods such as brussel sprouts, broccoli, and guacamole.
Massive amount of green ink from White House money printing operation spills into fountain re-circulator pump
on the way to digging a hole to China…
Barack thinks going green will save money…
Out of ink mixing capacity at the Department of the Treasury for printing more and more worthless dollars, Barry suggests using the White House fountain.
Kool Aid flavor of the day? Lime.
The money pipeline to China finally bursts
"They all flushed at once"
Obama trying to power the White House with sea weed.
THIS FOUNTAIN POWERED BY CHINESE WINDMILLS AND MEXICAN ALGAE. YOUR TAX DOLLARS WORKING FOR YOU!
Obama's Wildcatting Algae Operations
Michelle's Organic Algae Garden?
Polluting the Whitehouse inside and out
The best thing about being the President..No one could stop me from installing the kool-aid fountain on the white house lawn.
I didn't know Nickelodeon was filming Double Dare here today.
"Mr. President, I thought we were going to give that Kool-Aid to the people"… Hey, It's Green and we are pushing Green!
Michelle Obama dines on the White House veranda, on steak, lobster, caviar, French Fries, Mashed Potatoes, Caramelized Brussel Sprouts with Bacon, Creamed Spinach, and Hen of the Woods Mushrooms. Appetizers and Explodes!
You puking too?
[From a window on the second floor] GET THAT ALGAE OUT OF MY FOUNTAIN!!!
MICHELLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!! Your toilet's working again!!
Possession is nine-tenths of the law
Somebody needs to start exorcising. Let's move!
Come one come all and drink the Kool-Aid!
Michelle, dear! The toilets are backing up into the fountain again. Ohhhh I shouldn't have had so much of that green beer last Saturday!
Michelle, come look. They made the fountains green just like the Chicago River. It is going to be so good to get back home next January!
Honey, either the illegal lawn crew is peeing in the fountains again or Raven still thinks that green slime is funny.
"Close that fountain, it looks too much like a Christmas tree, uh, I mean a holiday tree."
For the second time since January, 2009, the White House has been slimed.
Washington exhibits its newest plan for green energy
Home of the Greeniacs
Future Generations Support Green Energy Gusher
The (Kenyan) Hillbillies…
…Algae that is, green gold, DC tea…
..Take your shoes along…Y'all be walkin' now, y'hear?
Michelle does a cannonball into the White House fountain
Michelle's been eating the grass again…
Obamatons: "Its clearly Holy… he turns water into koolaid…"
And this my friends is my uh first batch of 2012 koolaid… feel free to drink and jump in…
And to the Obamatons… the Messiah spoke… 'Behold you children of fairytaleland with my teleprompter raised, the waters will part… Uh… turn Green!
(Sighs… murmurs… *gasps*…ahhhh… whoa…)
Now People settle down!!!! How many white people do you know that can turn water into koolaid? Yes! Koolaid! Jump on in it… partay partay!
Millions of Obama's Constituents gather today to see the magic of Obama… the WhiteHouse denied any invasion from Mars as the populace was fearing earlier…