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Put your hands in the air, then, flap your arms. That's our new energy policy.
All right everyone, time to raise the debt ceiling!
…even the roof over your head will be taxed!
This is how you throw a tennis ball, right?
I believe this is about how high I can pile it, folks.
O-B-A-M-A it's fun to be screwed by O-B-A-M-A…
Give me an O as in ZERO
Move those lights!! I can't see the teleprompter!!
I call it "The Election Year Ballet"… Now, watch as I dance around every issue…
"Send in Barney Frank for the pas de deux."
No, Mr. President. Ohio State doesn't want you to lead their cheers."
As soon as I finish this presidential thing I'm joining the Bolshoi ballet. I can't wait!
First, we will put a pointed dome like this ontop of the White House … and then … You can all call me King …
Me sweat the mess I have this country in before election? Ha! Do you see me sweating?
The pits. The absolute pits.
Honestly, you old geezers can expect about this much healthcare come 2014.
It's spelt Y-M-C-A, Barry… not Y-M-C-O
Correct Barry….The number of private sector jobs your policies created is a big fat ZERO!
The easiest way to make all Ohio State fans turn to Michigan.
One huge zero.
Current poll rating.
I auditioned for the Village People, but they said my C looked too much like an O. I still don't see the problem.
Practicing for Dancing With The Czars.
BO: Im a little tea pot, short and stout…
Obama loses a bet to the Tea Party
Barry fails a sobriety test
Barry forms a bullseye for the local archery team
Give me an "O"… now what does that spell? No, really, what does that spell?
"Yes, the Swan Lake dancer does have a tie. I read it somewhere."
Barry spells out his success using one letter!
Hey oil companies, I just called a time out. Stop drilling.
Barry tells the audience by sign language how many states he will win in this year's election.
I stand for nothing.
Zero. It's what's left when we're done taxing you.
Throw me that bucket of KFC would you?
Obama tries his hand at Tebowing, and, as usual, gets it wrong.
Alright, time out. I can't do this until the teleprompters show up.
Is that way east?
ERG-O, I'm an idiot.
"My chances of being re-elected."
A Hell of a day to stop smoking
"Where's my prayer rug?"
"I'm the president! I shouldn't have to go through airport security. Hey! Don't touch my junk!"
"throw me the ball, I'm wide open!"
I am a pretty ballerina boy. pretty ballerina boy.
Here's how high the bullshit I say can be stacked up to.
The Black Swan.
How do I blow off stress?… Ballet… here let me show you…
I am really a conehead I come from Mars… my head goes to here..
This is my gang sign… the presidetial OG's! Now you know!
And when my ancestors in Kenya wanted fruit they did this…
You don't have to spank your monkey… just do this… your monkey will feel scolded…
Uh…unfortunately… I was pushing Michelle upstairs and I dislocated both shoulders..
I AM the HEAD Orangutang here!
And this is my pirouette… Joe will you join me please?
I have a halo of a king… its this big…
Ok Ok… timeout!!!!! I have to leave… its tee time.
I am mohammed of the mountain… uh I didn't just say that…
In my religion women are to wear berkas… thats in the obamacare bill too…
I am this happy… I broke parr today..
I am now cloaked they can't see me…
Shadow art: And this is an Ostrich… and a crocodile is going to eat him…
Green energy? All you gotta do it blow shit up underground and tap that energy as it comes to the surface… the bill's been signed.. do it..
I haven't had a chance… 4 more years and the debt I create will be this big.
This time gimme a halo this big.
Forget this presidential duty stuff…it sure is fun to coach in the NCAA tournament
This how big I'll soon get with all your ta money's, maccaz baby!
How many jobs?
Barack leads his braindead fans with his signature cheer.
Gimme an O-P-P-R-E-S-S-I-O-N
Here American, now jump though this hoop. Good American!
Let's play. Obama says do this.
Why is the Secret Service patting ME down?
Time out — Capitalism
Trust me, I don't have to do this to be the monkey on America's back.
People, don't doubt me, this is how many times I have told you the truth.
The Big Zero with his 2012 campaign symbols indicating the true number of jobs he has created.
Question: "Mr. President, if you're here to talk about clean energy why do you have your sleeves rolled up?"
It's fun to bow and just O-B-E-Y.
"And when oil prices get this high I'll resign. Uh, what do you mean they're already that high?"
"Michelle said she needs the 'BIG O' – well, this is the biggest O I can come up with!"
"How many idiots does in take to screw in a green light bulb? Just one, me!"
O, the second and fourth letters of MORON.
O…the second and fourth letters of MORON.
Practicing for next week's vacation in the DMZ.
I'm counting on my clueless supporters to keep buyin this big pile of bs.
Now that I’m president, new social stratification. Blacks are now here.
"The American people have had it up to here with me."
Barry tries out for the lead part in the "Nutcracker".
Time Out… Time Out! Can we start all over again?
Despite on being advised not to Obama insisted on sticking in an extra letter during the YMCA song
I call a saftey on myself since I screwed this country.