Next time get someone else 'cos I'm done with this gunwalking shit.

That pardon had better be on my desk by tomorrow or else I start running my mouth.

"Don't laugh. You're the one who said, "This Gun Runner program sounds like a great thing. Just do it!"

WTH are you laughing at? You're just as guilty as I am!

Hey bro this is harder than we imagined, maybe it's time to jump ship.

Pull my finger so we can smell the stuff we been telling this country.

I'm as qualified for my job as you are for yours.

I got your back on this one..I promise to get every illegal vote I can

"You de half-man!"

"You're worse than I am!"
"No, you're worse than I am!"

Between the two of us, we'll ruin this country yet! Heil!

Axe me again about Fast and Furious! Genius!

There's only 1 kind of Justice… Our Justice!

HA HA! DID YOU SEE HOW FAST THOSE GUNS DISAPPEARED!?

"You're pure genius!!!! Between birth control and death panels, you've got 'em cummin' and goin'!"

But you promised? Remember?

"You be cool bro. I got the honkies covered."

"We be cool bro. I got them redneck honkies covered."

" Here's the Deal Holder, I lie about everyrthing else and you just keep lying about Fast and Furious and keep pretending that you follow the rule of law"

"It sure is comforting to have an Attorney General who shares my passion for the law."

It's okay Eric, I'll pardon you. How does January 20th sound?

Dumber & Dumberer

How about we name the re-election "Fast and Furious"

"No more guns, right?"

"We blamed Bush for it, right?"

We blamed Bush for 'Fast & Furious' right?"

I want Joe's job or else I start remembering things, capice?

no your the lieing piece of crap

That's not loaded is it?

"Hey, you have a red tie too! Soon they'll start calling us Marx and Lenin!"

Obama: "Sorry Sir, I don't know you. Secret Service! Get this man out of here!"

Don't worry, November 7 the REAL fun starts!

If you don't play the race card first I will.

Look jackass, the Mexican cartels paid me far more than this candy ass job.

Go ahead, Pull my finger !

Holder: "Ha, ha, you kidder! I thought you really were going to investigate me!"

"you"re not paying your fair share in taxes"

"You better go stop Joe running around shouting 'I'm da man now' he heard the #1 Monkee is gone"

Tell me if my finger still smells like Michelle.

"You still owe me a immunity for getting Brian Terry killed. Remember, I know where the warts on YOUR ass are, too!"

It's the Barry and Eric Non-Awesome Show.

No, YOU are the man!

Come on, pull my finger. I've got to rip one and I can't hold it much longer.

"You lie — and I'll swear to it."

"Bro — life is good in the hood!"

"We got it bro — black power uber alles!"

Does it bother you when I point at you like this…huh, huh, does it Barry…huh?

You nailed Fluke? You da man!

Solyndra was your baby, fast and furious mine, and our media got us out of both, home free bro!

So you're the asshole who's been hanging me out to dry in front of Congressional committees.

You haven't told anyone that Malcom X is are Daddy have you….and you better not…..we have hid it well all these year and you have so many birth ceritficates they will never link you to me….

I pointed the gun just like this and said "Don't mess with me BIATCH!

I told them it was YOUR fault the price of ammunition has skyrocketed

I can name that tune in 1 note.

One more stupid mission like that from you again and I quit.

Devious & Butthead

These clowns are trying to hang me when it was YOUR idea all along!!

Did you see Hillary's penis? It was HUGE!

"If I go down, you go down." "Yea yea, but if I go down, you go down."

Listen, if you think I'M taking all the blame for Operation Fast & Furious, you've got another think coming!

"No, YOU tha Gangsta!"

You don't know me, you never met me, you didn't see nothin'. Got it?

When I was talking to George Soros yesterday, he told me to tell you that we need to get our S**T together, or we won't be here after November.

Giving the hidden rest of the first stimulus…And you taught me how to spell mexican, cartel and gun… now I know what they all mean… you dawg…

You fire me?? The cartels will kill you burn down DC…BET ON IT..

No YOU! You deserve the credit for the final destruction of America…

This was your sh!t right….? Oh thats funny right?

Way to fry it up brother!!!! We got em fooled now… You just keep on working on the white womes… I'll handle the blacks and illegals..

Way to fry it up brother!!!! We got em fooled now… You just keep on working on the white bitches… I’ll handle the blacks and illegals

Hey we give the secon' 'mendament to the tacos… give 'em da guns…. we set for a long time.. bro…

I got the gun deal done… we're doin the drug imports next right?

Napalitano… clever move brother… we give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico.. and throw in New Mexico… next term California…

You know I should be getting out of this country right now…

You! You don't have a clue…!
Yeah! Neither do YOU! Ain't it beautiful?!

“Man alive, Your Generational theft thing is really working ”

Guy: i bet my IQ is higher then your taxes
challenge accepted

You, President. Me, Attorney General. American people, stupid.

Dont worry about me sir, I will just blame you….

No, Sir, YOU are still the HNIC.

Damn Barry, you werent kidding when you said your base was dumber than rocks.

If I lose the moustache and darken the hair I could look like you. Hmmm…

No, You look here Stedman! I only hired you as a favor to Oprah

You ordered me to SUE Arizona,Alabama, Texas, Virgina, Wyoming,
Utah, Nevada, Nebraska, South Dakota,North Dakota, Georgia, Mississippi,Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, They want the Mexicans OUT..!!!WE have to keep your voting base..

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. Demille.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

The sheriff is near!

"You look like my cousin Leroy. You'll probably meet him in prison."

the guns we sold your campaigh are showing up in mexico.

I'm gonna brainwash you like I did to those kids in 1995.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of law…

Go ahead and laugh, you prick. This little finger went all Fast and Furious on Michelle last night…yet another job neither of us can do right!

See, I told you that they were all idiots, and would vote for you!

Because of YOU, they think I'm a genius.

"..you're funny Barack,REAL FUNNY! hanging me out to dry like that!, wait 'til I get you next time…!"

"..you know that guard you let get killed? I told them it was Bush's fault! sweet huh?", Oh, my house , Fri night? yeah… bring Michelle!