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Barack Obama and George W. Bush captioned by nicole327 or anything else you want to talk about.
I told you Ford guys "if I give you money, you should be able to make it run. "
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"Sorry, Mr. President, your limousine cannot run on two "D" batteries."
"Hmmm, yep, just about the size of Michelle's butt!"
Obama-care for an Obama-car.
"So where's the dip stick?" "Shhh, he's standing right here."
How many democrats does it take to check the engine oil?
There's no mistaking it, this is all Bush's fault.
That engine is too big, rip it out.
Uh huh, but where does the luggage go???
Obama: "Do you think we can fit a windmill in there?"
Man thinking: Only a dummy would wear a white shirt to a garage, sheesh!
Looks like can't make that thing run right either.
Something else he knows nothing about but will meddle in it anyway.
The new General Motors 'Re-distribution'. It goes from 60 to 0 in 4 years.
So this is where Michelle was stashing her Oreo cookies.
Let's overhaul this entire engine that still works; and replace it one that the public doesn't want.
Can this run on Hope and Change, cause we can't afford oil.
Heh heh, dude, did you see what he used for a dipstick
The bad news is it only gets 20 miles per gallon. The good news is that it's large enough to live in.
Yea, some dumb ass in Washington designed it!
Now that you had the engine down sized you can fit two illegal alien voters under the hood
So THIS is what the peasants drive.
This engine is still big enough for someone to actually get some work done with it. Scrap it!
O'bama fitting right in with the Unionistas and just standing around while on the clock.
Welfare truck: It doesn't work.
There's the problem, a left-handed, wing-nut.
…"fix the steering so it only makes left turns and the horn plays 'happy days are here again'"
"Don't blame me for running out of gas. I told Biden to put 5 bucks worth in it before we left!"
"No Mr. President, giving a speech won't fix the engine."
No Mr President, the tires arent flooded
Obama: Watch me fix this engine like I did the economy
Student: You mean you're gonna raise taxes and it still wont run?
"Well right here's the problem, this part is stamped 'Made in Mexico'. It should be stamped 'Made in China".
Pack Michelle's things in this for her trip to Cuba.
so many things to tax under the hood
"From now on, Government Motors vehicles only come in black"
How many union workers does it take to show the President where the engine is? 4…..No wonder they needed a bailout.
Yeah,… Huh… So guys, what are we lookin' at here?
Just like anything else guys… I don't know what the hell to do.
I'm sure Bush had something to do with this…
it's righty-tighty lefty-loosie, dumb@$$.
Two master mechanics, two students, and a nobody.
Do you mind if I post my latest youtube video from that laptop you've got connected to this engine?
Sure, Mr. President, we'll get right on 'checking the tire pressure' to see if that is why it won't start… excellent idea, sir!
You mean to tell me that this is the best those union thugs can do after all I've done for them!
An engine is definitely going to require a new bailout. The unions need all the help they can get.
"There's nothing wrong with it Mr. President, we just can't afford to put gas and oil in it."
"Make yourself useful Mr. President and hand me the jumper cables."
"Does it have the carbon footprint of Al Gore?"
An Electric Truck? Great idea, it burns coal at the power plant instead of gas!
The New 2012 Barackmobile: Runs on hope and subsidies.
Yes Mr. President, like your economic plan, it too runs on fumes.
GMC Presidential Edition: Runs on hope and change.
What's this doo-flickly for?
Here I am again, pretending like I know what I'm doing!!
Hypocrisy – "But you guys promised me you can fix this!"
"What? You mean to tell me you guys can't figure out how to make it run on BULL$#!T?? But I have more of that than GWB has oil!!!
The engine looks OK but the driver's seat needs a stimulus. It needs to grow some to fit Michelle's butt.
Can I fit my bullet proof golf cart in it?
Training for Obama's job in 2013.
HOW MUCH MORE TAX PAYER DOLLARS DO YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS SUPERCHARGED?
Guys, I gave you $700 Million, what do you mean "It Won't Run"?
So…where exactly does the algae go?
Right there is where you fill it with government money and that tailpipe there is where it magically disappears.
Uh… I am pretty sure its the muffler bearing….Sir..there is no muffler bearing… Uh…I just don't know where it is…uh…but its definitely the muffler bearing
So…huh.. putting water in the gas tank does not give you more gas? So how come the gas guage says I have more gas then?
Stand back men, I'll save the day again… I am going to give one of my well known motivational speeches…
Well sir… as to the explosion and fire, it appears that someone may have not known that there is a gas tank…. where the gas is supposed to go?… you don't pour the gas in here…
So this is where we put the hamsters on treadmills…..
If I touch something in there I might mess up my manicure, so let's just stand here and pretend I know what I'm doing.
So… where are the horses, they must be very small horses…
Well I'll be… I always wondered why the gas didn't go right into the tires…
Well this new Obama edition engine is basically a large cardboard box, painted black, makes a lot of noise but hardly moves the truck… a lotta show but no go…
I give up, guys.
Now tell me, WHAT goes in there??
It's called a Volt? More like re-volt-ing.
Can you hold off on the production fo this model for just a while longer, say December? After that, I don't care how many gas guzzlers you put on the streets!
SO WHERE'S THE WINDMILL PLACED?
Try pouring a little algae in the carburetor.
"No wonder the motor got blown, it looks like the oil can was empty, just like my promises"
"And here, Mr. President, we've replaced the V8 engine with an enviro-friendly hamster on a wheel."
Four motor heads and a jug head
" How much in tax credits do we have to hand out to get people to buy it?"
"Just throw a million bucks at it – that should fix it."
"Money can fix everything. Right? Right?"
Should have bought a Ford instead.
I said monkey wrench not monkey!
Stand right there while we start it, and put it and drive. The transmission is sticking a little and needs grease.
Can we make this thing run on hot air ?
President Crap and a piece of Generally Made Crap.
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Obama Lies Every Time.
If we capture all the hot air in his head we could make this thing run forever.
A GMC Hybrid, the very first one with an exterior dipstick.
When gas is $7/gal I'll be the only one who can afford one of these.
"No Mr. President it will not run on algae."
Master mechanic: "Ok, students. The president will now try to fix the engine. Do exactly the opposite of what he does."
where do they put the algae to run this bad boy?
This is where the engine is located Mr. President!
No, we haven't figured out a way to make it run off malt liquor yet.
Well, we need one of these in here once I'm finished with my energy program
Really, all that just so I can keep raising gas prices?
How many Democrats does it take to change an air filter?
Nope. No idea what's wrong with it, but I do know it's George Bush's fault.
One of these things is not like the others….
Teacher, teacher, dipstick, student, student.
"There's nothing wrong with it! I said 'The country isn't running right, not the truck isn't running right.'
It's not a bomb. I don't care.
…and…someone did a duece in the throttle body… Damn! Damn that Bush!!!
Well who would have the nerve to poop in my engine? Huh? Anyone here…maybe?
How did we miss this when we had the cash for clunker program?
Made in China?
So you're telling me this engineering crap is my next job?
One of these 6 items was not made in America. Can you spot it?
The BS meter went off the chart
I thought this was a Cadillac?
So, where are the solar panels in this thing??
Okay, so when this is going down the road, I have to make sure the windows are rolled up, or my ears will make it sound like a helicopter, right?
Your telling me seaweed wont power this.
"Well I declare! Just LOOK at that trunk!"
Cash for Clunkers posterboy
The Cash for Clunkers brainchild at his best
Now, hold on a sec. Which cap do you open to put the green energy in?
"Uh-oh, guys. I see lots of parts that weren't made in China."
"I'm pretty sure it will run on wind power, as long as we can open this hood a bit more."
I think I found the problem, gentlemen. The carburetor is missing!
So raw human waste won't power the engine? I'll break the news to Michelle… damn!
Well why … WHAT is THAT? My feet and the tires make this run… why do we need oil? Remove it!
Naw… just grind it all up and feed it to the oppressed class we have been developing… I'll fly everywhere for now on….
Can I afford it? Really?! Scrap this American junk…. I have 400 billion no one seems to wonder about!!! Remember that bailout?
There's your problem….a warped head.
Where's the plug..I know it's big and needs power, but where's the plug?
"Don't look at me. I can't fix anything."
"I don't know jack but the MSM will write that I know more than the 4 of you put together."
I'm not sure how it runs. It's just like the government.
If it has four wheels or two testicles…it's gonna be trouble.