Before declaring bankruptcy, move all of these over to your Europe operation!

No, you see.. These cast too much glare on the back nine.

Are you sure that these will make it easier to tax sunlight?

as soon as the film crew leaves ,Take all this trash to the dump

this should be enough panels to light the bird house .Now I need 500 more acres to set up panels for the dog house .

I do not know much about these solar panels . My question would be "Do they eat grass"

How much? No, not how much electricity do they produce, how much is my kickback?

If they produce green energy, why are they black?

Soros said we can scam another half billion with these fancy solar panels. We can call them Solyndra Panels. My voters will pay top dollar to.

"So how big will these things grow anyway?"

Don't worry about the details…It doesn't matter that they don't work. The Department of Energy will give you $300 grand for each one.

"Do they come in any other color?"

"So, all of these were made in China?"

Anybody know how to get the hell out of this mess? Resignation IS NOT an option !!

"Al Gore said that he invented these, is that true?"

"…and these are equal to a 9 volt battery right?"

Lets create green jobs across America by replaceing trees with those things

I lost my count

ahhh, there is no room for the ocupy movement, move it elsewhere

but what country are we going to apologize for that?

Call Joe, I want to play hide and seek here

ok, thats enough work for one day, I need another vacation

WWMD What Would Marx Do

will these generate enough power to pop a bag of pop corn.

will these power my teleprompter for the big show there should be at least 20 people here tonight

can we melt these down and make 5000 more out of what we melt down to resell back to the public

I had a dream we grind-ed all these panels up and mixed it with beef and made Solyndra burgers

"first lets figure out how we can tax solar power"

"I'll supply the birth certificates, you guys supply the voter registration cards and we'll have these things voting in no time."

stop this project immediately…
Now, get me to the sun so I can apologize in person

We'll force every American home to have one, then we'll tax them

These will be perfect for redistributing sunlight.

My next speech is a long one, we'll need at least a thousand more of these to power the teleprompter.

How many more of these will it take to power the drinking-dippy-bird on Joe's desk?

Americans won't care how many of these they'll need, once I make them free.

Perfect, its facing Mecca, as it should

no folks, the White House wont be needing these after January 2013

Each cell you see here represents one job lost during my administration.

"Three more fields like this and we'll have Al Gore's carbon footprint covered!"

"Can we make gasolene with these things, too?"

"Scrap these out. With the curley-cue lightbulbs, we don't need them anymore."

judge mark martin has some Muhammad hating prisoners and he wants to know can we hard wire 10 of them to these panels and fry them all at one time. in the name of Muhammad alla akbar

nah, we dont need it. We can get nuclear energy from Iran

"If they dont produce rainbow, they are not gay friendly"

This isn't the cell block I had in mind for Joe and Barry.

"So, wheres the charging outlet for my Volt?

"Sure is an awful lot of them. Are you providing contraceptives?"

Do you think it will provide solar energy to our friends in the Middle East if we cover the whole of Israel with it? Are you thinking what I am thinking?

How are we going to distribute taxpayers money with those?

Look… so long as you continue to hire and don't actually initiate production I can get you at least a half a billion dollars in funding but you have got to promise a return on some of those payments toward my re-election super-pac.

This solar plant will be in Seattle; Right?

Field of Dreams.

"You won't get your money until you produce bi-electricity, AC-DC."

Now, Where do I plug my Volt in?

2012: Obama still looking for his birth certificate

This is the gift you'll receive for donating $1 million to my re-election campaign.

Each one of these cells generates a random letter or number…wait long enough and it will produce a birth certificate.

At 2:14AM on August 29th Obamanet will become self aware….

How do we plow, weed and fertilize this solar farm?

JUST DON'T AIM THEM OVER THERE TOWARD JOE, HE'S NOT VERY BRIGHT, YOU KNOW.

So we paid what, about 5 million per panel? Sounds about right!

You remember our deal, they are registered to vote since we gave you all that money.

What's "Green" about this?

I understand it's most efficient at night…

Ok guys…now, all we have to do is make it look like they work.

So how many of these could we fit on the White House lawn?

You're telling me if we burn those Korans over there we can generate power at night too?

I'm afraid we need to double the size of the field due to my excessive use of the teleprompter.

Ok, these are just made of cardboard but heck the taxpayer doesn't know the difference!

Don't worry, I will have the price of gas so jacked up that you will be selling these things like cold beers at a NASCAR race !!!

How many years will it take to make these things mature and viable?

So, you think we can peddle this crap on ebay? Craigslist, maybe?

As much as we use him, the Sun must be a liberal.

So tell me again, how many waffles an hour can we make!

You would be amazed how many idiots believe this is the answer.

I got good news and I got bad news. the good news is that I am going to create jobs. the bad news is that I am trading alll of this for pond scum.

"You mean these things produce electricity? You're kidding! OK,( wink, wink,) you get the $200 million."

When this one goes bankrupt, SEIU gets it all as kickback.

This is the section where we harness the sun's rays from George Bush's back yard. If anything goes wrong we can blame him.

All this, and it still adds to global warming?

Where are the trees we planted on Arbor Day?

And for $500 million, these things will generate how many votes, I mean volts?

You two specifically told me, that these things are GREEN!

So how much do you think we can tax for use of the sun?

I have a plan for redistributing sunlight

the birth certificate could be somewhere in that corner over there

So… Ummm. Solar is free… I can't tax free. I'm trying though…

Don't worry…It doesn't matter that they don't work. As long as they look expensive, I can get the government to write you a check for $500 grand a panel.

We're away from the microphones here. OK, for every 100 million I get you, 30% comes back to my campaign – got it?

I don't care if they don't work at night or in the winter. Install as many of these as possible BEFORE you go bankrupt. You know I've got your back.

Hey there guys… This is MY doing, don't you try to take credit for it!

What are all these?

Look here shorty.. you didn't have to wear your green shirt to prove a point, ok?

So it takes this many just to power 1 house? We'll have to start making smaller houses!

Yes, Joe, I know the last 2 solar subsidies failed…but one more won't hurt.