if i can just make it into Canada I will be home free with out being tared and feathered

Yeah, this is slick but Barry is even slicker. He promised change and no one even asked 'Change to what.' What fools…..

Just remember! This is for the KIDS.

Another day, another vacation!

"Sliding downhill is fun! I don't see what everybody is complaining about!"

For Obama, it's all downhill from here.

This snow's a lot of fun; I should tax it!

"If I fall and you take a picture the Secret Service will confiscate your camera".

"This ain't no fun. I can think of better ways to spend the tax payer's money."

Snug Thug

The first verified picture of a Sasquatch trying to ski.

As the Monster skis down the hill, the Snow Bunnies have all scattered.

For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my skis.

"The slope represents Barry's policies. The skis are the economy. The ski lift is the taxpayers. The avalanche behind me is the election."

Is it me, or do the trees make Michelle's thighs look big?

“I hate when we play ski golf.”

No worry, I have plenty of butt to cushion a fall.

Is that a restaurant down there?

0bama is good at skiing "downhill" just like his polls

Those kids better stop calling me Robo-Cop or else!

Where is an avalanche when you really need one?

Something is about to break. Either my leg or a stereotype.

Master of the Slippery Slope.

Wow, I'm gonna go down this hill faster than my approval rating.

Slope Dope

Two words come to mind: Chevrolet Avalanche.

That pizza chalet is up here somewhere…

Aspen food and wine festival? Where's the first booth?

I can't believe my ass needed a separate lift ticket…

Who needs olympic tryouts? No one has gone downhill faster than my husband!

The only white that an Obama can tolerate.

Snow and fudge – Obama's pack it best!

Forcing me to use a rope to get up the bunny hill is racist!

I really am the only black person out here?

This is new to me. We didnt have this in Kenya and Indonesia and even Hawaii.

I hate Alaska, not even cloze to Hawaii

I'd rather be community organizing

The Great White Hope

The beginning, or the end, of the slippery slope?

*written in snow*
Michelle has a fat ass!
Michelle: Hmm, that looks like Barry's handwriting

Is this Global Warming Al?

Trying out for the Special Olympics

Media Matters pick for best American Athelete Sochi 2014

Thinking:

Damn! White folks have the dumbest sports!

Practicing for when hell freezes over.

As long as I do as my shadow government masters tell me I'll never suffer the same fate as Sunny Bono!

"Downhill all the way baby, downhill all the way."

Why does the snow have to be white?

I'm not going down nearly as fast as the economy is.

Do you think the helmet makes me look too much like Michael Dukakis?

where's the Secret Service to catch my butt when you need them?

"I can't fall on anything important, I left my copy of the 0bama Constitution in the limo"

white snow = natures racism

I'll just skate right on over all these white people

Look Barack, I'm all over all these whities

Who is that masked bandit?

So many taxpayer-funded vacations…so little time.

Stupid whitey bellhop…thought I'd won a showcase on The Price Is Right!

I blame George Bush for the white stuff

Obama doing Amazing Race

another thing Obama is totally clueless about

As Barack tackles the double diamond run, he suddenly remembers he forgot to add a section to ObamaCare which covers skiing accidents by politicians.

Finally! A sport where gravity does all the work for me.

Skiing is like the middle class. Once you reach the top it's all downhill from there.

i'M SKIING AS FAST AS I CAN, THERE'S AN AVALANCHE COMING, UH, I MEAN THE ELECTION.

It just ain't my day – I forgot to wear my Depends and accidentally took an obama in my brand new $500 ski pants!!!!!

Mmmmmmmmm…….sugar…..icing….ice cream….

I can't remember… Is that the Secret Service or NatGeo with the camera….?

"if I only had a copy of the 2200 page Healthcare Act to cushion my butt if I fall, oh yeah I HAVE a butt cushion in case I fall!"

Let's see, They said the beach is just over this cliff

well, if i fall in this white snow it should be no problem for anyone to find me.

I,m sure the Secret Service said the beach is just over this hill!

Barry knows I don't ski. I wonder why he wanted me to take a ski vacation.

Going down, down, down….oh my, is that hell's fiery pit down there?

All this taxpayer supplied gear makes me look so cool.

Practicing the downhill for November 6, 2012.

Brakes! Brakes! Where the hell are the brakes?

This reminds me of when I was captain of my school's ski team in Indonesia

I've got enough gas in this mammoth a.. to jet past my husbands avalanche on America.

And you thought his mom jeans were bad…