ok Boss on three lets do it together i got you Boss don't worry
just go down on one knee bow down and bring it up and done. just like I did all over the world.
Get all your cronies to vote for me..and I'll let you be boss.
You may be boss….but, I'm KING!
"Love your music. Well, except that one song, Born in the USA."
Bruce, eh? That's a gay name right? So is Barack.
"Would you maybe write a song about how we need higher taxes, government dependence and political corruption?"
Two unpopular bosses.
Famous and Infamous.
Don't exhale yet.
Wholly Fuck batman you have a harry spider under your bottom lip
Hey Brucie, we still on for after the show?
"Uh, man arm around your shoulders doesn't mean anything…unless you want it to."
"Uh, my arm around your shoulder doesn't mean a thing…unless you want it to."
"If you deliver the musicians and gay vote I'll give you New Jersey".
Obviously, I can't relate to Born in the USA.
I'm sorry, but the Beetles song "Back in the USSR" reminds me more of home than "Born in the USA".
The Boss? Hell, only if I say you can be!
"Badlands"?? You ain't seen nothin yet!
I got the good stuff now Boss all that stuff about fast and furious hell I ain't giving anything away I made sure I got the goods before they got the Guns.. what you need Boss I got it right here
I can mess things up quite well without whatever it is you're smoking.
You must be somebody else's boss. MY boss is George Soros.
BRUCE, YOU SING BORN IN THE USA, BUT IT SAYS RIGHT THERE ON YOUR NECK, MADE IN CHINA.
"You shouldn't have said you were born in the USA. Now you'll never be president."
How ironic are we? You stink at singing, but you're called the boss…I stink at leading, but I'm called the president!
The Boss and The Easy Street Man.
You are one useful idiot!
You were born where?
Every Boss has that one big regret…
I wish I could grow a soul patch like that.
Ya know, I still don't appreciate you playing "Born in the USA" at my inauguration.
Well I wasn't Born in the USA, and I hate it just as much as you do.
So where the hell is E Street? Is that short for Easy Street, such as what Michelle and I are on?
I hate to do this, but I'm prepared to issue an Executive Order for you to change your nickname, Bruce.
Hey, nice job, Madame Tussaud! He looks just like the real one!
who is the boss now, Bruce? Actually the mainstream media thinks I am a god, hehe
Can you be sure to sing me my favorite, BORN IN THE USA?
You mind leaving BORN IN THE USA out of your playlist tonight?
Uhh No boss, I paid my fair share.
How do you suppose I get one of those sexy goatee's?
Sorry Boss I can't let you go out tonight you are as old as Stonehenge, I don't think they know who you are.
Hey Boss can i hold 5 dollars I will bring you some change back I promise
The only way I could get a photo with the boss ,was to let my man the does birth certificates Photoshop me into it. is he getting better you can hardly tell.
"Bruce, think you can work something around this song title: Screwed Up the USA?"
Sorry Bruce, you're not black so I have to tax you
I dont think I'll be voting for you this time…
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
"No, Bruce, there's no cabinet position called Secretary of Coolness. And if there was I would have appointed myself".
Ok, How do I get these Idiots to believe I was born in the USA?"
Joe said we gotta go…we had it once we ain't got it anymore.
Thanks for the help getting the 'white' vote Bruce, couldn't have done it without you.
Barack: "You will vote for me this year right?"
Bruce: "Oh well..I'm sorry fans. He snuck up on me."
Don't worry, I know even successful white males are oppressed. In my second term we'll be printing some extra money for you, too.
Concerts are good but you're 15K behind on your donations.
Looks like you need a little color on E Street. I can sing you know.
So, receive me brother with your faithless kiss
Or will we leave each other alone like this
on the streets of Philadelphia?
Umm, we can't refer to you as "The Boss"…not while Michelle's around.
Baby I was Born to Tax.
You sing pretty good for a moron.
Look… Bruce, you were the Boss but despite the fact you actually have experience and talent I'm copyrighting that moniker, as well as, his majesty the king, the great crusader, his grace, the big cheez, and super mo.
What do you mean you can't play Thriller.
While you sing about the American Dream I destroy the American Dream.
That's pretty funny…Michelle calls "it" the Boss too.
Seriously though… Gay marriage makes perfect sense after being married to Machelle..
How about a duet… "Born to Run"? Me and you, I'll talk Biden into running off with Machele, we can negotiate a VP spot… Whattya think?
Loved the Planet of the Apes reference Bruiser
"..c'mon. Bruce…Hammer… sickle.. you'll be COOL again! whadya say!?"
"..BRUCE!! it'll be KILLER! you singing it in RUSSIAN ! ME & JOE with our cool uniforms ! MERCHANDISING!
" Yeah Bruce, that's the ticket.. think how relevant you'll be ! but, just keep the flag out of it OK?"
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