"Uh, sir? You really should wear your glasses. That's not the First Lady."

I only pet the black ….

Klingon mind melt – We are hoping for good results

No more need for you when I win in November!

DOGS DON'T KNOW HE WON'T TOUCH BACON

"Yes, doggie, you too can be president since you're smarter than me."

What kind of a narcissistic twink uses his own initials to make up a name for his dog?

Don't feel bad, boy, Michelle won't let me on the couch, either.

"You're nothing like Mrs. Beasley."
"You're no John F Kennedy, either."

"Bo, I finally got my papers."

Thanks for your Votes last election boy!

"You're just like me, black and white. And when they call me they say, "here, boy", just like you."

"So you left a little "mistake" in the aisle? Don't worry, do like me, pretend it's not there, cover it up or blame Bush's dog, ok?"

It's okay, we'll make the taxpayers clean it up.

Michelle, my you're beautiful today.

"Get ready Bo. I can land thousands of sympathy votes with you."

"At least you still have faith in me."

"What do you mean my singing hurts your ears?"

Just like me, your days are numbered! I didn't want a dog but they said it's good for the image of President.

Bo, Bo, Bo. Of course you've got it going on, and you're black, part white and handsome like me. But you can't be the next president. You're more qualified than I am.

Bo, we scored the same IQ!

Bo the dog says "The only difference is, my papers are real, boss"

(He'll only kiss and play with Bo)

Bad president, that's a bad president….

He's only been president for 3 years, but it seems like 21 years.

Man's best friend and America's worst enemy.

Hey Barry, I got a shovel ready job for you in the Oval Office.

Bo knows he's the only one of the two born in this country.

Even Bo doesn't like what this guy is selling.

What do you mean you won't vote for me?

Bo, I'll need you to create more "shovel-ready" jobs for Joe, understand?

Help me out Bo, I don't know anything about the economy.

For the last time, stop leaving your crap on my pillow. It's bad enough that Joe does that.

The mess you left in the hallway smells just like my approval ratings.

I'm not gonna kick you around like I do America…silly Bo!!

"Maybe soon you will be the next BLACK A** president like me"?

I'll practice my hypnosis on you before I do it to my zombie followers.

Now listen her, I'll give you a fake voter's ID card, so you can vote for me.

I'm practicing my divine healing for my next appearance in front of my worshipers.

I'm about to announce a doggy tax. I'll call it the "Bo Rule" You can afford to give 30% of your kibble to less-fortunate dogs, right?

Bo, it's time you started paying your "fair share"

Don't worry, you will never have to sniff out bombs because Im getting rid of the military. Just to make your life sweeter, living in the dog house and not working gets you free money and everyone else pays all of your vet fees!!!

Let me go dude, your breath smells like Soros ass!

If I can just get by this jerk without him seeing me, I can…no no no NOOOOOOO!

"Bo, you kiss better than Michelle, and have fresher breath"

I'll get Geithner to give you your own social security number and get you registered to vote in the election, OK Bo?

Bo, I know we're both neutered, but you've got to stop barking at the lackeys, uh, Secret Service.

Bo, can I get a high five for screwing over the whole nation.

Look! They have the same haircut!

one has white socks and in mostly black, the other has black socks……..

Don't worry boy…..of course I won't include veterinarians in Obamacare!

"Michelle don't be silly, I still love you"

"What's wrong Bo, did Joe bite you again?"

We are the same BO, half black, half white and have Soros as our Master.

Please let me borrow some of your papers.

Even the dog is trying to distance himself.

BO, YOU'RE ALL FUR AND FLUFF. THE PERFECT DEMOCRATIC DOG.

It's okay pup, shit all over the plane, we've got four more years coming to clean it up.

I don't suppose YOU have a plan to clean all of my Shit up, do you?

and where are YOUR papers Barry? I need to take a dump.

Atta boy, crap all over the U.S. like daddy does.

The Talking Dog and his pet Bo.

"Ok, Bo,you can have top billing for our new gig in 2013. How does this sound:
'Bo the Dog and the Talking Jackass Traveling Road Show' ?"

What do you mean "Bo don't do socialism…"..?

Hey buddy…You'd think the two of us with these huge ears of ours ..would listen better….huh..?

That's a good Bo. You made poopy on the Constitution.

Bo, you have fleas! Have you been occupying Wall Street?

Who's gonna vote for Barry in November? Yes you are, Bo!

Nutless and Neutered

Can I borrow one of your pee pee pads, Joe needs a Depends

Obama and the other dog in his life.

Eh? A Muslim who likes a dog? Maybe he does like me.

Do not pull away from me…do not be like the rest of America..

I know you miss Uncle Reggie, buddy, but not as much as I do.

And then Reggie would hold my head like this, and then he would………… sniff sniff. I just can't go on….

Don't worry, Bo. We'll be back together with Rahm when we move back to Chicago next year.

Lemme practice for the election. Just stare into my eye.

Mama?

Of course pets deserve a helping hand from the government too!

The next voting block sought by the Dems.

"Bo knows Shi*"

Good news, Bo. You and all your buddies, dead and alive, can start contributing to my Super PAC now.

"Bo, go find daddy's weed bad mama hid from daddy."

"Bo, Bo, this is Air Force One. I'd let you pee on the red states but I already did."

"Bo, we're up in the air now over a red state. You do Number One or Two and I'll do the other."

"Bo, hold it in until Air Force One is over a red state, then we'll both pee."

I don't care if you like me Bo, just pretend you do like everyone else!

We're out of peanut butter today, but you remember how it's done don't ya boy??

I promise if I get re-elected I will buy you a new and bigger bed

Michelle I really love this nutty professor routine…

Come on, Bo, you know you want to hump my leg. Here it is, come get it!

So how does this "wag the dog" thing work?

Fact: Dogs sniff butts to identify character.

Why have you stopped talking to me?
I sacrificed the economy, the country's standing and reputation… and all those drifters!
Please! Just tell me what to do!

Dog.."Get your hands off me. I'm not YOUR best friend."

You're mostly black, too.

Uh, sir? You really should wear your glasses. I know I'm black, but I'm not Michelle's ass.

I wish I was president in dog years, Bo

Bo (It only SEEMS like you've been president in dog years)

Now who put Michelle's necklace on you, Bo? That's her ASPCA number too.

Looks like you're half white and half black too, how'd you like a post on my cabinet?

I found that old lamp in the basement, rubbed it, and made a wish, Michelle, two wishes to go!

Don't worry Bo! I don't do anything unless I am forced to… I might have o take you out of here next January boy…

Don’t worry Bo! I don’t do anything unless I am forced to… I might have to take you out of here next January boy…

Whats that Bo? Really…? Are you sure? Doggie Downers? In Michelle's food?

Are you ok Bo?! You ate an old Bush slipper? Worse than Michelle's cooking? No wonder you're sick…

Bad dog Bo!! Its my doghouse now…. you do not shit in the doghouse… I am in the doghouse here, now….. have you got any advice maybe?…..

"Obama-animal-care'… you know it's coming don't you?"

Remember when we had you neutered, Bo? That gave Michelle too many ideas

Bo, your body language seems to be saying that you don't like me. In fact it's saying you REALLY don't like me!