We got real issues and all you can do is look at my cleavage?

I need to see your REAL birth certificate so I know where to deport you.

You think Joe Biden is a pain in the ass? Wait until Joe Arpaio is through with you!

If you spend any more of our money I'm sending you to your room!

For the last time, I'm not bowing down to you!

I'll start respecting you when you start respecting the American people.

"Racist", huh? I've got one word for you: SB1070. Now get out of my state before I call Joe Arpaio.

Don't talk to me about "disrespect," you communist clusterf*ck!

Sorry Barry, I need to see proff of citizenship before I let you in MY state.

It's called a backbone your FRIKKING socialist pig.

Use your brains, it's that bulge 3 feet above your ass!

I don't care what your name is. Just pick up my luggage and take them to the car boy!

For the last time, I don't know the way to the golf course!

One term Obi. That's all you get, then it's pow!, right in the kisser!

NO! I'm not going to do to you what Monica did to Bill Clinton.

You're stepping on my foot Hussein! Can't you do anything right??

You sir are a Bad, Bad Man!

I oughtta slap that Marxist face off of you!

"Listen you pompous blowhard…"

"Scorpions for Breakfast". "Jackass for lunch".

"With all due respect Mr President, the flag on your lapel ain't foolin' anybody"

"It's called the 10th Amendment you patronizing jackass."

Problem is she is speaking to one of the two ears that Obama cannot hear in

"I've come here to tell you that I'm suing you over your immigration laws." "I'm not worried, it appears that you like to avoid showing up in court."

"That's right buster, talk to the finger!"

I'm only gonna say this one more time Barry, I don't work for you.

I'm not going to ask again. Where are your damn papers showing your a citizen of the US!

When I say meet me in the baggage claim. You meet me in the baggage claim!

You're not the boss of me

I tell it like it is….Get it?

Herman Cain has nothing on you, Mandingo!

"Go ahead, Barry, turn your back on me and I'll stick this finger where the sun don't shine!!"

"Get that finger out of my face, JAN! I don't know where it's been!"

"That's right, BARRY, you don't know where it's been and you're not gonna like where I put it next!"

"Oh, Jan, I'm thinking of moving to Arizona after I loose this election."
"Get this straight, Barry, Arizona doesn't allow undocumented workers….so let me see your papers!"

You, get your ass back on that plane and read my ENTIRE book you Clif-notes-reading-poor-excuse-for-a-leader.

"Please put that finger away, you don't know where that finger's been"

I've got a question to Axe you Barry, why the hell are you here?

Listen you little chicken headed $*&T, get out of my state before I unleash some of your "undocumented friends" on your a$$.

You may be a big deal in the communist east coast, but here you are just another "undocumented worker"

Put that accusatory finger down, Jan. Blaming others is my gig.

You lying Son-of-a-Bitch!

The first tee is on runway 9, buster. Tee time in 15 minutes, use it or lose it

No! I'm not going to smell your finger.

"What do you want from me, Jan?"
"I WANT TO SEE YOUR PAPERS!!"

Your not entering Arizona until I see your immigration papers.

……..and the horse you rode in on!!!!

One has a pair of brass balls. The other is president.

Put your sorry ass back on that plane and get the hell out of my state!

Scorpion stings hurt like hell, don't they Mr. President?

"And another thing, as soon as you and Michelle finish cleaning my house I want both of you out of there. I don't want my guests to see "The Help".

"You can visit, Barry, but don't touch anything."

"Barry looks into the mouth of truth. He's even pointed in the right direction but he decides to turn his back on it lset he admit ot a lifetime of failure.

You better get that smirk off your face SISSY BOY!

"Welcome to Arizona, Barry, we have a balanced budget, DO YOU?"

"…pull my finger"

I'm goona' deport your ass like I did all those other illegals.

You ever step foot in this state again and you will be a guest at Sheriff Joe's place for a long time!

One more time….Show me your documents or get back on the plane.

I already told you..We are the 48th state…NOT the 57th!

Barry WTF?. YOU said you and Bo were traveling on ONE plane?..So when does his land?

In this corner; a politician with a set of nads, a record of enforcing law, a believer in state's rights and telling the truth. In the other corner, Barack Obama.

Now it's time for you to bend over.

HOPE for Bigger Boobs is not "Change for the Future"

Jan Brewer for President

Is there anything you haven't screwed up!

You sir, are a jackass.

And another thing…stay outta my booze while you're here!

Hey…where's my bow?

And make sure you replace your divots this time.

And another thing…the race card ain't gonna work!

Get your hand off of my knocker!

"Show me your birth certificate or get back on the airplane!"

I suppose a little game of tonsil hockey is out of the question?

'If you think I'm ripping you a new one, check out lmaobama.com you jackass."

Yeah scorpions for breakfast…and I'll have your "Rocky mountain oysters" for lunch! LOSER!

What Obama hears:Blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah
Obama thought bubble (She's making me late for my tee time)

"You've apologized to half the world, why don't you apologize to us?"

"We could use a little help with 'Osama Bin Lopez' down here.!!"

Show me your visa, or I will have you tossed over the fence.

Barry winces as he falls for the ole Pull my Finger trixk.

And one more thing… You can take that fucking law suit and shove it up your ass

I swear, that's the strangest looking teleprompter I've ever seen.

Do something Barry, your under attack! Stop, drop and roll. Duck and cover. Rope-a-dope. Anything!! Oh wait, I see, your going to apologize again.

"Hey thanks for setting precedent in Georgia for ignoring a subpoena in court. We'll use that same strategy against your lawsuit against Arizona."

Right gesture. Wrong finger.

The wicked witch scolds one of her monkey bats

You didn't show up in court, what is it with you? Eric told you not to because he had enough on his gun running plate?

"And the next time I see you in the oval office it'll be with a mop in your hand!"

You may have slipped across that border but you are no Al Green.

What's dumber than a blonde?

BHOZO in need of Relocation…

HEY, BARRY THIS IS THE THIRD GUY THIS WEEK THAT SAID, HE WAS YOUR FATHER. SO I LET HIM GO AS YOU HAD INSTRUCTED US TO DO. I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA WEARING A TURBIN, UNTIL HE GOT TO NEW YORK WHERE THEY ARE USE TO WHACKOS.