I'm on the way to see only guy with bigger ears and a bigger brain than me. He was born in the us too.
Obama World: Where Dreams Die
Do you know if this place has a teleprompter ride?
I hope that "Alice in Wonderland" ride doesn't have that "tea party" scene in it.
What? I'm nothing like that vain, deceptive, and narcissistic queen from "Snow White!"
"Car number six to car number one, turn right, the goober wants ice cream again."
"I wonder if people had to wait this long when Bill Cliton got his haircut on the LAX runway?"
"Today, kids, we're gonna see Goofy and Clarabelle Cow."
Someone wake me up from this friggin' nightmare please.
Goofy arrives for work.
Now if we can just get Congress here, they'll all be right where they belong.
We all know his ego won't let him on the "It's a Small World" ride.
Secret Service Agent: "I think I'll get off here, quit my job, and become a cartoon character. Better pay and I'm used to being around clowns".
They won't let Michelle on the ferris wheel. Last time she was here they burned out 3 motors trying to lift her.
Barry to Michelle: Look at the sign honey. My dream already came true in 2008. Now I get to see where the 99% come to have their dreams come true. …. I wonder if they are dreaming about dumping me in November?
Secret Service agent: "Attention, goofball 1 doesn't want to be seen with goofball 2. Keep them apart".
Big media accepts Big liars.
The teleprompter van leads the procession.
As if there even needs to be a caption.
No Caption Needed
Fortunately the common people from around the world that paid tens of thousands to get here for a once in a lifetime experience will be kept out a few hours.
Federal raid because Obama thoughts kids were working at the "It's a small world" ride.
Imagine Obama's disappointment when he found out he had to turn Right to get into the "Happiest Place on Earth".
Did they use Air Force One for this remake of "Operation Dumbo Drop"?
Barack, confronted by his midlife crisis, takes a break from golf to feed his inner child.
Barack visits the only place left where his dream of re-election will come true.
They told me in fantasyland, I fix the economy, in future world my face is on food stamps, there is even a ride were you ride on a life size copy of Michelle's ass!
No Barry, your dream of my ass shrinking in half will to come true here.
Barack, it's Cindarella Castle, not ours!
Time to Kill America's last chance at any dreams coming true.
Why does he make us drive backwards just for thrills? They have roller coasters here, y'know.
Where dreams HAD a chance of coming true before the motorcade rolled in.
The Happiness Police just pulled in.
"They have a pirate ride here. Maybe I can get some ideas."
Goofy and his entourage
The crack negotiation team arrives onsite to secure the 2012 election slogan
"Where Dreams Come True" is right if your dream was to be Whacked by Tigger!!
The new Wanna-Be Disney characters arrive. Unfortunately Disney has it's quota of Characters and suggest this group consider the Circus since they are mostly a bunch of Clowns.
First stop for Obama at Disney World: The Hall of Presidents.It will be difficult to tell the difference because they are both run by someone else, have no real brains, but look good in a suit.
Now we are going into my world, where I am the boss…. at least for a day…. Michelle did you pack my spare teleprompter?
"Liberals, heading to their precinct to vote in the punch-ballot State"
Liberals headed to vote in the land of Goofy and Fantasyland
"Oops, we forgot to drop Michelle off at Sea World"
"Is that the hanging chad they were complaining about?"
"Did you bring my binky in case I get tired?"
"Today America and Disney World. Tomorrow the U.N. and the entire world!"
Barry finally makes it to fantasy land
Dopey (BHO)and the other six dwarfs head in to work
"Hey I have a great idea! Obama Land! We'll have the Tower of Debt, The Tunnel of Taxes..heck we'll build a House of Horrors and put Pelosi in it!"
"Hey, is this the 57th state?"
"No, no, no, Mr. President. The Tea Party ride is based on the Alice in Wonderland movie."
Dr. King had a dream also. Right now he is rolling over in his grave.
"Right lane! We're in the right lane! Move over!!!!"
"That armored truck from the U.S. Mint is still behind us right? Tickets are on John Q. Public everyone!!"
"Hey Snow White isn't going to pick on me like Jan Brewer did is she?"
The administration begins another multi-million dollar study on how to operate a real Mickey Mouse operation
America dreams of a one term president.
It's a good thing that Walt Disney is dead, otherwise he might keep me out like he did Nikita Kruchev 40 years ago.
The Obamanation goes to the Magic Kingdom.
Obama: I better not take any chances and be here to wait for the election results in November.
Where Dreams Come True!
And Race Baiting Presidents Vacation!
..and on the opposite side of the park, the crowds run screaming in the other direction.