Someone told me you're supposed to be famous or something, but you're not from one of the 57 states.

"I've told you three times already. I cannot vote for you. Canada is not one of the 57 states."

I don't know why I'm even nice to you. None of your fans are old enough to vote for me, and, hell, I can just take your money!

So, it's agreed. Your next album will come with phony voter ID's.

I tell you kid, after shaking my hand you're going to be real famous!

WHAT'S A BEE-BA?

HOW ABOUT COMING TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO GIVE ME A "PRIVATE CONCERT" WINK WINK.

Becoming famous overnight with zero experience is a blast isn't it?

Is there a man in the house?…Anyone? Anyone?

It's always nice to be around someone else who has never had a real job.

You and me have a lot in common, Bieber… When people grow up and mature, no one is going to pay attention to us anymore.

Did you put the subliminal track in the new CD as agreed?

I'm firing my manager. He told me I was going to meet Will Smith.

No, I really don't know any top 10 hits from Kenya, Mr. O.

No, really, how do you do that without a teleprompter?

Well at least we can vote to get rid of one of them.

Can you pick the one that has at least some ability to do his job?

Meet me in the restroom in 5 minutes and I will change your voice.

The Boob and Bieber

Justin shakes hands with his new backup.

Interchangeable Parts

Each deserves the other.

Both say, "I'll buy you anything, Baby!" Barry to get votes. Bieber to get love.

"Gosh, Mr. Bieber, it's an honor to meet you!! I should bow."

"Surprisingly, Justin, 'President' is about the only job you can get in the US without any documentation!"

Sure, Justin, you can be President. Just tell 'em you're 35, and you were born near Cleveland. They'll take your word for it.

The world stops for a second as two talentless people meet and shake hands.

In a rare event, two negatives meet and they don't make a positive!

The Dumbass and the Douchebag.

Nice to meet you Justin, I didn't know who you were because my daughters don't listen to any white artists music.

(Obama thought bubble) I'm thinking of a new meaning of black tie affair.

"Mr. president, I thought that no one could be disliked as much as me, especially when I sing. I am glad I was wrong".

When they kick me outta the White House can I come sing with you?? You're my idol.

Agreed, you "loan" me your accused child's birth certificate and I make sure you can vote for me in 2012.

Birds of a feather.

Big-0 and the boy witless

You're lucky you live in Canada, kid, or I'd have all your money.

"Such a nice young girl, I have daughters about your age"

Well Barbie… uh Bieber… glad we put you in there …money well spent to keep the white people from ruining the pop culture in place…

Nice song was that rap? Who are you and where's your mom?

See Bieber… I am half black… I am a hustler… you aint… get it?

You are so cool Bieber… meet me in the Oval Office later..bring your knee pads….
Its all I ever wanted Mr.Prezden…

Well Mr. Bieber I assure you, my daughters are lying about being under my desk…

…and…and…I love you Mr. President!… thats all fine and good little… uh… well you go now and have another pop on me… go on now…

Thank you Obama… I love you! Thanks son… you can't sing but you will make a fine replacement for Holder… we'll call you on Monday…

Hell, its nuthin' here Justin, no talent needed… Holder is leaving soon…
I can start on Monday sir…
Great Justin!

I wanna be black just like you…! I love you! I have been painting myself black….
Whoa hold on son… can you fool people?

Yeah I am a gansta an I just sang here tonight!… You pay cover? Where's the stamp? Who the gosh are you?!

See I can expand my jaw too Mr. President…

Cut yo hair… stickin out dat jaw….!!! I need a running mate Bieber… you in? Oh yes sir!

I am part Kenyan too sir… 'I can see that… keep working on it kid….'

Let's see, you're L.o.l.a., Lola, right?

Honestly, I can't help you with your cigar.

It's not that I don't like your daughters, sir. I'm scared to death of their mother. She's down right creepy!

Hey Bieb, I heard you weren't born in the United States. Neither was I but we both hit the bigtime.

Us douchebags need to stick together.

Justin, what to you say when someone calls you a gay socialist?

Hi, Biev. I used to watch you on TV. How's your brother Wally?

Two people who will be forgotten by history.

You should run in '16, Kid. You don't have to be a citizen, and you won't have to produce a fake birth certificate until you've been in office a couple years.

No Sir, it isnt Junge Fever, Selena is Hispanic.

"If Stephen Harper wasn't already redistributing your wealth I would"

Hell of a job Justin, hell of a job. Wish I can say the same Mr. President.

The meeting of the "no-talent-gang"

Thank you Mr. Douchebag, I appreciate your professional advise.

Will the real Douchebag please stand up!

Help a brother out with a job?

HaHa, I knew you nailed that chick…. O dont worry I'm good at keeping secrets too.

So, baby mama, huh?!?

White guy in black suit… black guy in white suit.

Come along, son. We'll leave the closet together.

What do ya say we take a tour of Neverland Ranch when this is over?

We androgenous-looking people have to stick together….that no one truly knew what gender I was, never hurt my career as long as my skin was black….

Barry pickpockets another rich kid!

"You know son, if you were black and had a deep voice like me with a big smile, it doesn't matter if you don't really have a penis afterall. Trust me, I should know."

You remind me of Michael after his change.

Doesn't' it feels great to be worshiped even though we have no talent?

"You shake hands like a girl." "Hey, I was just about to say that!"

"Justin, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Can I get your autograph?……kid

Would you like to be my running mate later this year?

Oh… I'm sorry sir, I thought you were my friend Usher.

Sir, is the valet service complimentary? There's a quarter in it for you, if so.

Your popularity will spike among 13 year old girls once they see this photo!

You think I could get an earring like that in my nose?

Hey kid, can you lone me some money and some cocain ?

Dweeb and Beeb

C'mon, become an American so I can attack your freedom and take your money

Seriously, Justin. You don't have to be a real citizen to be president here.

President Obama congratulates his newly-announced successor to the crown of "Whitest Person Who Wants to Be Black" at the NAACP awards dinner.

Bill Clinton, the first recipient of the award, announced Justin Bieber as this year's winner.

"Wow you have funny looking ears!" "Wow you have funny looking ears!"

"Don't even think about trying to upstage me tonight, you little bitch."

Seriouslly…how do you become famous?

"How are you Justin? I can call you Justin, right?"

"No, Barack."

I'm Going on vacation.
Leave it to Bieber!

Mr. President, dude, that is one sweaty limp handshake for the leader of the free world.

Damm, you are a cute white boy

No, I don't want to be your new Teen Czar.

Go near my daughters kid, and no one will ever find your body

Well, aren't you a good looking "typical white person."

Q: What has 80 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row of a Justin Bieber concert.

Bieber and Butthead

The Boob and The Bieb

One and One Half of the One Percenters

"Ok, kid, can you name all 57 states?"
"Heck no, but I can BUY them!!"
"Sorry, kid, I own them and it didn't cost me a penny."

"And the award for 'Worlds Most Undeserving' goes to…"

"Here are our two finalists. And the award for ‘Worlds Most Undeserving’ goes to…"

Bieber: "Here's a 20 boy, make sure no one scratches my car".

lol, America is fauxked!

The next generation looks up to you? I love this country!

You were right, they'll love anything!

You know…a..um… son, I am one of your biggest fans… a…a… um maybe after our photo shoot you can get my autograph….