Hmmm, maybe I can learn how to rule the galaxy.

Hm, why did they make Palpatine look like George Soros here?

"This November, see Obama banished to a galaxy far, far away"

I think Michelle will like this anniversary gift.

Good. The credits don't mention that I played Jar Jar Binks.

Hmmmmmm. I'll bet Leon Panetta could learn a lot from this.

"THIS will help my Mid-East policy. People say I ignor the Mid-East, but hell, I was in Cleveland just last week!"

SO THIS IS WHERE REAGAN GOT HIS IDEA FOR HIS STAR WARS DEFENSE INITIATIVE.

This battle is nothing compared to the one i am waging.

"I wish Lord Vader was my father."

"Red Leader standing by."

Of all the books and videos he could've picked out for this photo-op….

"This should help me with the nerd vote."

If they only knew that I'm the REAL Darth Vader.

I wonder if these will play on my telepromter.

Use the force Obma-Wan

Hey, the words are not moving! Something's wrong with this teleprompter.

The girls are laughing at you Barry, not with you.

Hmm, I need to call Michael Moore.We should make a sequel. I'm thinking "Star Wars-Welfare Planet" or "We are the 99% of the Universe".

Glad to see NBC, CBS and ABC hard at work reporting on the President.

[Thought bubble]: This was required reading when I came to this country – American Culture for Foreigners 101.

Couldn't even find a book on golf??????????

When I saw this the first time I knew the Empirer had it goin' on! Gave me some of my best ideas.

I knew it! Michelle did play the part of Chewbacca.

In our galaxy, today a village in Kenya wants their idiot back!

(Thought bubble) Only if I had powers like Darth Vader. I'd have all the American people right where I want them.

…Barry takes a break from the golf course to have another Darth Vader fantasy moment

The manchild briefly relives his youth in Kenya.

Barry relives precious moments back in Kenya.

(Thought Bubble) "In A Galaxy Far Far Away … Lord Obama Is Loved By His Followers" (Keep dreaming, Moron)

Yea he is faking it, no way he can read!

"Wonder if can hit a golf ball with my light saber?"

"Just put this on the taxpayers tab. In fact, get one for everybody here."

"Hey do you happen to have the Harry Potter series and the Lord of the Rings trilogy too?"

The farce is strong with this one.

Shopping for the Queen again!

All this StarWars stuff, that Lucas fellow must have plenty to redistribute.

Hmm, capitalist pig wrote this. What's wrong with a good empire?

Are those ladies laughing behind my back again?

"Don't worry Master. Once they start building temples to me, I'll make sure they rewrite the ending."

Hard to believe that twerp is the president isn't

In exchange for me allowing your bookstore to remain in business, I'll just take this.

I've got George beat. My fans believe in more fantasy stories of my competence than they do in these stories.

Sith Barry puckers at the sight of the lovely Admiral Ackbar.

Hey, I kinda like this emporer Palpatine guy.

Barry does his Java the Hut impersonation.

Here's where Moochelle read there were 57 states! I'll show 'em!

Naw… this story sucks… only 2 black guys in this one…

Nope… the people win in this series… good guys again..

If only I had starred in this… the rebels would have all been killed…

Hmmpphh more white trash garbage… rated 'G'? Whats wrong with our country today?

Hmmmm, "Power of the Force not included".

Am I a Sith Lord? Hmmmm.

Who cares how much it costs. I want to read up on other aliens strategies.

Michelle, we should get this. It's a perfect gift for the next time we're hosting the head of state of a close ally. They love this shit.

The title of this book is on the wrong side. My next executive order will be to print everything from right to left, just like in my native Arabic.

If I could only figure out how Darth does that throat pinch thing, Boehner would be so screwed.

Darth Spit cashes is on the popularity of the Dark Side.

Where's Mr. Spock?

I thought Clinton killed this when he was in office.

Episode 1 first, See I am good at this geek stuff too.

The sign on his back says, "Smile if an idiot I am."

So this is where the Taliban got their wardrobe ideas!

I wonder if that blonde chick in the back wants to see my light saber?

the villian is black in this story too !

I'll be Darth Vader, Michelle can be Chewbacca, and Joe can be Jar Jar Binks.

Hmm. This guy Vader has nothing on me

Wasn't Darth Vader a white dude made to look black? Me too!!!

In a fantasy far far away.
I am revered by my followers!

Who needs to read this? I am the darkside

Ah Ha! It says here George Lucas.
and Reagan took all the credit back in the 80′s

OBIE-ONE-CANNOT-BE

One of these guys on the back here has to have been my real Dad…..

Little does he know the Force put a sign on his back: "Smile if a fool you think I am."

Hmmm maybe I'll watch this for the inflight movie on the way to Hawaii or Martha's Vineyard. Hey honey, have them get Air Force One fueled up for another vacation!

What a great Head-of-State gift this will make. What format are these?

Hmmm, I think I'll buy this and use it for a doorstop in the oval office. Ha!, and they say I ain't got no class.

Hmmm, a secret army of mindless drones who obey any order they receive from their Supreme Leader…hmmmm.

All right, get rid of this junk and replace it with "Dreams From My Father". And yes you can put it in the fiction section.

So where does this explain how to dismantle our missile defense?

"Knew I should've worn my Red Leader tie."

Wow, that Death Star idea might really work.

I should tax the S*#% out of these things. We could save the deficit.

"Hmm, Darth Vader didn't have a previous experience either, I'm gonna like this movie."

Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy.

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

"The Ewoks always make Joe giggle."

I'll bet George Bush started this war too.

Hmmm, we have troops in space? I better find a way to get them home before the election too.

I love Rick Moranis, is this the one he's in?

My Schwartz is bigger then his Schwartz

Obama rolls up his sleeves to look like he's working. Fools nobody.

Hmmm that emperor guy had some really good idea's especially the part about killing off all the christains. I mean jedi!

So its Darth Hussein Vader in the credits

"Oh, I love the part where Anakin joins the Dark Side – MY HERO!"

"My favorite character: Anakin Skywalker. He's humble and loveable on the outside but evil and devious on the inside…just like me!!"

"I should be getting royalties from this movie; after all, I'm the one who invented the Dark Side!"

"Let me put this back! I see enough of the 'dark side' every time I see Michelle's ass."

"The Debt Star. What a great idea!"

They call me Darth Taxes!

Damn shame that Lucas is a big lib too. I wonder if he realizes how much our govt resembles the empire.

The white side of me really wants this but the black side of me doesn't know what it is.