Damn clouds just seem to hang over me no matter where I go.
I hope my chances of getting re-elected are better than this longshot.
Page 90 of the upcoming book, "Accomplishments of the Obama Presidency".
FORE MORE YEARS!
Kim Jong Il will NOT beat my score!
And on the 7th day I created golf!
I keep hitting it to left and can't for the life of me lean to the right.
And on the eighth day, I said "Let there be golf".
The Eleventh Commandment – Thou shalt golf and play around instead of being a responsible president.
Urkel goes golfing.
Unable to fill the shoes as president, Obama tries to fill the shorts as a golfer.
…and on the first day, Obama golfed. On the second day, he golfed again. On the third day, he golfed some more…
…and Obama said, "Let there be golf!"
Obama's presence in this photo sucks out all the epicness of the background.
Unable to fill the shoes as president, Obama tries to fill the shorts as a golfer. He fails at that also.
That Tiger don't know S%#!
…and the skies parted as the Great One shanks another penalty shot.
Sigh. If only that cloud were a real monster intent on choking the puny president.
While Barry is preoccupied, Michelle and her Secret Service pal sneak off in the golf cart.
This president job is the greatest!!
Let the peons fend for themselves, I've got a tee time.
Joe, watch where this goes and wipe this club off before you put it in the bag this time.
Maybe if I break a 90 I can fix the economy. Ah, who am I kidding….
And He said: Let there be GOLF, and there was, and it was good.
From the Book of Obama, chapter 1, verse 1.
Obama loves being President; it's a perpetual vacation!
Obama swings for the 5th time and misses. Consistently bad at golf; consistently bad as President.
Book of Obama, Ch. 1, verses 1-2:
Obama said "Let there be Golf!" And there was. And it was good.
Obama said "Let there be Socialism!" And there was. And it was good for Him but bad for everyone else!"
RACIST BLACK CLOUDS
(HEADLINE insert) "President Obama Golf Pal Recently Busted For Soliciting Prostitute; Media Shrugs."
(Thinking bubble) I am so happy and thankful that I have the media in my back pocket!
… A scene from Barry's 500th golf round since his election.
Just another normal day as President.
If I hit the shank it, we tax air. If I shank it, we tax the tax on air.
If I shank it, we tax air. If I hit the fairway, we tax the tax on air.
Working hard creating a job.
"Things could be worse." – Obama
The only reason I play this game is to crush little white balls.
God, this shot's for you.
oh. I mean Allah…….
More balls I need more balls… the sun is going down on me… hmmm maybe I can write songs…
They're taking a picture… I don't have any balls… well let me like like I do anyway…
Ok… 14… now 15…uhhh… gotta get it this time!!
Its good to at least to look like I know what I am doing… I do this a lot…
I don't know… do you see the tee… I can't…
'An electrical storm on the way? So what… I am not using electronics…'
Sir you have been trying to hit that ball for over an hour now and that lightning storm is now here… 'Look Joe! This is what I do… this wood sucks… give me the 7 iron…'
Now thats a pose Mr. President we can sculpt out of gold to replace that Lincoln monument you hate so much…
Take this photo now… send it to Tiger and tell him I am more than a little better then him…
Tiger doesn't get it… if you screw everyone… then just a few whores won't…*swings* matter…
Get that camera and teleprompter up here… its getting dark…
Oh shit I better hurry and finish this game before the sun comes up and this place opens!
God is about to rain on Obama's back 9. Enough is enough! 500 rounds in 3 years is overdoing it, says God.
Here is the image of what most Americans will remember about the Obama presidency.
Barry swings from the Left!
I dont care too much for the Constitution, so lets just call America a Mulligan, shall we?
Once a Lefty always a Lefty
Barry, Always on the wrong side of the ball!
If I slice the ball, I will blame it on Bush.
Before this ball lands on the ground, I will have spent $1.2 million of taxpayer money.
Nothing heavenly about THIS shot!
Free private jet, best tee times, free vacation house; what a great country! Oops, sorry Michelle.
Obama has lost his Golf Bag; she's in the club house eating a cheeseburger.
Obama enjoys the quietness of the moment as he plays with himself.
The President making the best of the last few months of his four year vacation. Enjoy!
There is ALWAYS time for a few rounds of golf. It's not like the President has anything else to do.
Pretend this ball is America…..I am gonna knock the sh!@ out of it..hit it so hard that it may never be recovered and then go have a beer! Cheers!!!
Hmmm, can I tax bogeys?
Maybe I should tax the hook and slice
" I am in the dark with every thing I do , why not golf?"
The indecisive President has been in this same position all day. The Secret Service threw up their hands and went inside for dinner.
"Wow! This Is Gonna Be Another TRILLION Dollar Shot!"
The Putz puts.
And as the sun sets, we find Obama teeing off with the only one he can beat – himself.
Watch me beat the crap out of this copy of The Constitution!
I'm sure gonna miss playing all this golf when I don't get re-elected!
As the Huge Deficit clouds gather, Barry drives on.
Tee Shot Of Our Dear Leader's 500th Hole-N-One In A Row.
And just seconds later – Lightning struck – twice, in the same spot!
Hey Bill Murray, there's a varmint on the golf course again!
I wonder what the 99% are doing today!
And the 1000th monument to President Obama is erected in Hawaii.
hopefully, birdlegs drives off into the sunset, soon!
It is 2030. The world has been destroyed in nuclear holocaust. But all is well, Obama broke 100!
Sure hope Michelle doesn't start playing. It'd be really embarrassing when she outdrove me.
Sure hope Michelle doesn’t start playing. It’d be really embarrassing when she outdrives me every time.
Get back to work.
"Barry…I created you in my image. You're making me look bad."
Barry relaxes just prior to blasting Congress for doing nothing
"FORE" more years!
"I'll pass a law all fairways are downhill"
0bama plays with 3 balls
Nero fiddled. Obama just fiddled around.
On the 8th Day, God released that old serpent, Satan, from the bottomless pit. And Satan began to destroy the earth and any living thing on it. His reign lasted 4 years upon the earth.
BO: Lets see, head down, elbow in, knees bent, people taxed, follow through…..
Being by myself on a Hawaiian Golf Course:$10,000.00
Set of Calloway Clubs: $3,000.00
Pair of Nicklaus Golf Shoes: $600.00
Getting the idiot taxpayers to pick up the tab:PRICELESS!
Lucky the MSM is keeping my score. They should be calling me the second Tiger Woods any moment now. Man, these reporters come cheap!