Ya' know, Oprah, Michelle learned everything she knows about telling other people how to run their lives from you!

We'll see if you still like me after you see your income tax return.

I'm sorry America….I'm sorry that I helped get this joker elected! Now will you watch my TV network?

Does anything good start with the letter "o?"

Hey Oprah, how about $1 Billion so I can get re-elected?

Double O nuthin'.

Obama reveals his teleprompter coach.

Weak minded people watch both.

Don't worry, Barry, you can come work at my network next January when you're done being president.

Oprah, I need you to be my Campaign Czar again this year.

Can you believe they actually think WE give a damn about THEM!

You get your ass back to that White House Barak. I'll take it from here.

Barrak, I'm only good for one election. You blew it the first go-around.

Dude, your ass is Outta there if the smart people show up to vote this time.

Exit. Stage Right.

When all those white idiots vote you back in, we will be having a celebration.

Careful Barak, Gayle is over there and she will whip your ass.

Did you ever think all those white people would make us so rich??

Oprah, for an evil 1 percenter, you are OK!

No, really, Barry. I'm backing one of those guys this time around. I need to consider my retirement.

"Oh, Oprah, so YOU'RE the BIG "O"!!"

Obama experiences the Big O!

The Queen of Everything and her Jester.

OK, I'll call you Messiah if you'll call me Goddess..

But you gave me a kickey last time I campaigned for you.

That's right Miss Oprah, you just keep carrying my water

"Oh, Barry, it's been a good run for both of us but I really think we need to get the Hell out of Dodge!"

"Well, Barry, it appears we've both overstayed our welcome!"

"Well, ok, Barry. Since you're so good at organizing, you can com work for me and be my Closet Organizer."

"Barry, I can use your organizing skills; I have a closet that needs organizing but you must be careful because that's where I keep Gail."

One hand on Oprah's shoulder and the other hand in her wallet.

Can you believe the suckers fell for all of it? Da*n, I'm good!

Barry, you had better forget all of that talk about taxing the rich – don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Oprah found her "O Face".

And people actually listened to me Barry… now look at you!

You're the President! You're right these people are idiots!

O NOES!!

I'll trade you MISSISSIPPI FOR WASHINGTON.D.C.

OK BARACK, AS SOON AS MICHELLE LEAVES, BIG PARTY IN CHI-TOWN!

Coming soon: Good Riddance to Bad and Rubbish.

We don't miss her and we won't miss him.

O…that was you that farted, not me, the President doesn't fart, I ususally blame the dog, but he's at the White House, so it must of been you.

Oprah spelled backwards: HARPO
Obama spelled backwards, forwards, or sideways: SOCIALIST

oprabama: person who spews nonsense for a living.

"Barry, 'HARPO' is Oprah spelled backwards; it has nothing to do with Harpo MARX!"

"Oh, Barry, I'm sure you're fantastic but can you hook me up with Michelle?"

"No, No Barry… We throw all the bullshit out THAT door!!"

"Barry, see the sign that says 'HARPO Studios'? That's me!"
"Well big deal, Oprah, see the NEW Presidential Seal that says 'President of the Socialist States of America'? That's ME!"

I'm sorry barrack I just don't think I can keep a straight face next election when I tell people your the best person to run this country!

Who loves my Suga Momma?

AMABO Productions presents (in conjunction with HARPO studios): America, the Brainwashed!

Can I get a bailout for OWN?

Get OUT! I have aged 20 years since I praised your election!

Double O's = Double Zero's

So, you are saying that Michelle's butt is bigger than mine?

Oprah: I run OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network

Obama: I run OWN too. Obama Wrecks Nations

TweedleOP and Tweedledumbass

OVER WITH (both of you) NOW

COONS (CONNING OVER OUR NATION TO SOCIALISM)

Barry, " I thought you would be a lot bigger than this, you can forget the large donation I pledged"

I can't wait to redistribute your wealth Oprah

Oprah, if I had a face like yours I would shave my ass and walk backwards.

Now look at the picture and tell me he doesn't look like Curious George!! For real!?

Has Been and Never Was.

"Barry you left your tie in my dressing room."

"Barry, I just got rich off of them, but you're taking every penny they'll ever make."

Yes, I think I can use you as a replacement for Rosie after November.

Damn, she looks a lot younger on TV.

Oph, I would have never guessed you to be on the $3 donor list….

Get your arm off me, boy. I'm a billionaire.

Can I call you One Term Barry?

Michele wants you..She said your probably more of a man than I am deary..

Does anything good ever start with the letter “o?”

I'm a billionaire and you're president. Who says affirmative action doesn't work?

"Haa those republicans think Romney is on their side!"

You are one and done my man. That way to the door.