I'll do what I can, but you gotta shut that idiot Biden up!

Are you serious Tim? You don't know where that hand has been.

Tim, I've given you every last dollar I can possibly steal from Americans. Just keep printing.

Yo Bro, I can PRINT our way out of this mess by tomorrow.

Seriously, I promise I'll pay my taxes next year. Have I lied to you before?

I will have to talk to Hu Jintao but I should be able to get your picture on the 100 Yuan note. Would I lie to you!

"So, you're telling me that all I have to do is use Turbo Tax?"

So you've kept me around so you can continue to blame Bush?

I do not shake. I bow down to kiss-butt.

Even the French Kahunas appear to be out to here, compared to you.

Normally if you want to be reelected, you have to do something right first. I really don't get your opposite strategy.

If you were President of the U.S. in WWII, I think even YOU would be speaking German right now.

Barry, the truth is you stink at finances.

"Everything we do is left-handed or under-handed!"

"Come along, Barry, a look at the deficit will perk you up."

I'm as proud of the national debt as you are but I'm not lending you a five.

"Admit it, Barry. We're both inept."

Naw Timmy, if you're going to play pocket pool keep BOTH hands in your pockets like I do.

"Barack, your hands go into the TAXPAYERS pockets!"

Barry and his hemroid

Well we tried Barry, you had a good run… I just hope all my training in Socialism will benefit you wherever you become leader again…

Barry, we feared that your background would not hold up, we paid lots of monies to falsify your records and blackmail along ze way… its over mon ami…

Hey you hired me right? Because you get in with no experience you think we all can? I'll pin it on you if you push… get it?

Hey good run right? We fooled 'em for a little while…

So… I am getting the hell outta here now… before the real sh*t hits the fan…

But you didn't take it to the total limit and just break this country's back… so you couldn't build your new America in another 4 years…

I won't stay for another 4 years unless I get another 2 percent of what you spend… Pelosi is getting five percent… what the hell has she done…

All I wanted was for you to explain to me what I was supposed to be doing and in charge of… I was a copier tech before this…

Wrong hand Tim

Tiny Tim: Obama bless us, every one.

See Tim, I needs 2 hands to hold what you only use 1 hand to hold.

Don't look a me like that . . . your wife's hips are this wide.

Look B.O. It's easy. You extend one hand, like this, to show empathy and offer financial assistance to the lemmings, I mean taxpayers. Then while you have them distracted, slip your other hand in to their pockets.

I Promise to do whatever you want, shake on it (fingers crossed in pocket)

Your really pissing me off about approving your congressional crib notes. Put that back in your pocket!!

ok so now its time to attack all the short white guys who think their so smart! lets shake on it..

Look Barry, just one more big annual bonus and we can retire to some place that likes us.

I hate to disagree sir, but a trillion dollars is a lot of money.

Is it a deal? Me, Eric and Janet stay out of Jail.

It's simple. Nothing has worked and I want to quit. I hate this job, find another lackey.

Oui, it's out to here. You really think we're famous because of the tower?

GEITNER: Yeah, Darth Vader isn't really a bad guy. He was actually Luke's father. I was like no way . . .
POTUS: So what are we doing about the economy?
GEITNER: I am getting to that . . . and you know every year they have these conventions . . .

POTUS: I am really not concerned about Japanese anime, Timmy. What is going one with the economy?!
GEITNER: I am getting to that . . . so anyway

It's just as empty as your promises!

"Seriously, Tim, the white might rub off."

"Forget it Tim. That's the same hand that you used to shake hands with Sarkozy. Everyone knows the French stink."

"Tim, you know how I feel about short people! They got little hands, Little eyes, They walk around Tellin' great big lies…. don't want no short people around here!!"

You can shake my hand. I washed it after the restroom break.

Turbo Tax Timmy: ……and if someone kills you, then Joe Biden would be president and then he'd be my boss.

Barry O: So that's why the Secret Service loves me…hmmm.

I held Michelle HERE when we danced… seriously. You think I want to touch that butt?

LOOK, just cause I didn't pay my taxes and got away with it, doesn't mean you can…

President and Secretary of the LIAR's CLUB

Damn it Barry, It's always been called the White House!

You see, boss, you have to work this like a magician. Get them looking at the Republican candidate, keeping their minds off of the mess you have made of the country since 2009.

Barry & Tim — PERFECT TOGETHER (in an unemployment line next January)

The mark of a true leftist: The Left-Handed Handshake

"Tim, how many times have I told you to NEVER use the secret leftist handshake in public!"

Do I really look that dumb? It's in your right hand.

This is getting a little frustrating, this spending crisis is preventing me more tee times

We really should reward the guy that did your birth certificate and my tax return.

The Troll: So Timmy, what's it like living under a bridge?

Barry, you do realize how many trees will have to be cut down in order to print that much money right?

" I will not shake hands with an idiot. go find Joe, as dumb as he is he might do it"

I'm telling ya, you won't have to use those stupid looking teleprompters if you just write notes on your hand like this. Hey! Sarah Palin does it all the time, it works for her. People actually like her blue palms and all. GB

Barry, are you seriously asking me to explain economics to you? I don't know anything about it either.

It will take some time to know how long until China owns us.

Barry, I don't want to ask the Chinese for more money. It shows them that that we don't know what we're doing.

My hand hurts from printing all this money.

Sorry, Tim, I don't know where that hand has been.

Let me get this straight Tim. Greece is real? The Euro may fail? No wonder Boehner wanted me to buy shares in that Ouzo company.

Two twerps twerpin' it up!!

"Barry, just buy Turbo-Tax and fill it in so it's comes out to your favor. Then when you get caught, just lie your ass off! It's so simple!"

"What's the matter, Barry? Don't you trust me to do your taxes?"

"Ah, come on, Barry. I told one little lie about my taxes. Compared to you I'm an amateur!"

Seriously, Mr. President, I'll sign off on your Hawaiian Vacation Expense Report, if you promise to grant me and Holder a pardon.

You let me keep my job & I won't post the video of you & that male escort snorting coke & wearing Michelle's panties. Deal ?