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Who ordered the Fast and Furious?
No, it's not peperoni, I don't eat pork.
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These are for Michelle.
Practicing for my next job.
Obama's new job in 2013
Gifts to buy back a vote from Matt Damon
A real leader brings vegtables
Renting votes on capital hill so he can go on vacation (again).
Under my new plan, three boxes of pizza will cost about $60.
"I hope I can sneak these in without Michelle seeing me"
Barry attends the Pizza delivery man tryouts
"let me be clear, I will not spread these around, they are all mine"
It's not delivery….it's socialism!
Who wants some government cheese pizza?
I have some of Michelle's famous carrot pizza. Who wants some?
"I want to apologize to these pizzas for what we are about to do to them."
Papa Barry's new job delivery government cheese pizza. Each pizza comes with a gallon of Kool Aid flavored with special sugar.
How do you get former president Obama off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
We're looking into subsidies for making bio diesel from the grease in pizza boxes.
See? I'm not wasting money to excess on my vacations. Our entire secret service entourage eats pizza the whole time.
Quick, hide these before Michele sees them.
"See Herman, I'll show you the government can run businesses better"
Hey Bill. I am sending the First Bitch and Your Hag on a Trip. Bring some young girls and Pizza. We will practice making Dod-kennedy sandwichs.
Hello, I have come to redistribute your pizza.
Delivered in under thirty minutes, pretty much the same time I put in with my day job.
These respresent my policies. What is implied to be in the box really isn't… just hot air.
Only the black kids get pizza!
Michelle… Your appetizer has arrived.
I hate physical labor… Actually the only labor I like is Big Labor.
Always on the lookout for new ways to smuggle votes.
These pizzas are to honor the 3 Presidents who were better than me.
"This should nail down the italian vote."
"Does someone know how to open these? My telepromter's broken."
"Damn! Nobody wants to eat with me."
Pizza for the little people..
Forcing Dominos to buy all their pizzas from me at 1 billion a pop will pay this national debt off in no time !
"Hey print some more money and pay the delivery guy!"
How's that "Change" working for ya?
Rule #36: "Don't sweat the small stuff"
Rule #22: "Know your way out"
Hey I got some more bullshit pies here…. who wants some more?
We have to appear as if we aren't always on vacation… and contribute to our local businesses if we have to a few times a year.. so here it is… come and get this crap…
Naw… I've had these in the trunk for 3 years now… I pull 'em out sometimes when the cameras are on me… looks good that I buy local…
Here's a funny from Boehner, guess I should stick around and get something done, and food to last me…
Now which one of you white boys sent me all of this white food?
Who wants another piece of my bullshit pie? Plenty for all here…
But this is pizza!…. where is my KFC?
Just don't let Michelle see these… she'll have me eating out of the garden again…
What… do I look like a field hand!? Get over here Joe!
So Kim Jong Un, America apologizes for interrupting your father's funeral… we come in peace with some of my special BS pie…
Biden said deliver 3 pies to ABC, Nbc, and spit on the CBS piejust prior to the start of the interview. The better the pizza, the easier the questions they ask. I'm still learning
Who wants another slice of bullshit pie? Come on now… its only four more years…
Maybe if I get good at this, Herman Cain will give me a job next year.
These oughta be enough for all my supporters…and leftovers are always better the next day!
One of the few that can actually afford three pizzas!
Cost of three generic pizzas: $27.00
Cost of three generic pizzas to the taxpayers: $2700.00
Fake pizza boxes actually contain Steak and Lobster (you didn't think the Elite really eat pizza, did you??)
Eat as Michelles says, not as she does.
Obama trains for post election job duties
Cake, Mr. President. Michelle told you to let them eat cake.
From the guy in the background, deep in thought: "Finally, a job that he can handle. See how happy he is."
Michelle, AirForce One just delivered your 3 White Alba Truffle, Almos Caviar and Matsutake Mushroom pizzas.
"I snatched these from the most wealthiest Americans. Everyone get in line for a free slice"
Yeah, make sure Michelle is gone before I bring these 'vegetables' into the White House.
"Just a snack for Michelle"
"Hey Oprah, that was 30 million per pizza right"
See, i care for the poor, now get your lazy asses out here and grab your Holiday meal.
And if I catch you with any more I will have to take those to. Food is not allowed until the national debt is paid back.
Now if you follow my plan, and we subsidize pizza, we can create 100′s of new shovel ready jobs.
I am so thankful for the Royal food taisters.
Just wait till the tax payers get the bill for this. And they thought the pancakes were expensive. HA HA!!!!!
It feels so good to finally have a job I'm qualified for.
Moochele is out spending US Taxpayers dollars, I'm not eating that health crap, bring me a beeer and cigar.
Thank you for "choosing" Government Pizza. Your order will be delivered to a more deserving family in 4-6 weeks.
Would you like some Kool-Aid with that order?
Don't worry Michelle, these are only the first three pizzas for you.
Here's your snack, Michelle!
"And you think her butt's big now?"
FINALLY! A job Barry is qualified for!
Can't it wait? I'm kinda busy right now.
I wonder if I'll still need to wear a tie when I start my new job.
One for the Money
Two for the Show
Three to Get Ready
Now Go, Barack, Go!
Honey, here's your favorite, I got these fresh from "Chicago" flown in on my jet!
What do you mean, I have to own a car to get this job!
"I got pizza, a taxpayer voting for me, is like a rooster voting for Col. Sanders"
Now that I stole the delivery guy's tips, I'm going to redistribute them to the delivery guys who work less.
I'll eat these with George Soros while we're meeting over what he wants me to do next.
Hey, Herman Cain! Do you see me? I never had a job in the private sector, but I'll coming for a pizzaboy job real soon!
Ima bringin Joey B and Moo-chelle too!
For the low price of just $1 .. you can have a slice with obama. Add extra $1 if you want a slice with moochelle.
Trust me…,it tastes just like chicken.
FREE Cow patties for the poor!
"You'll eat the generic pizzas but I'll eat off the Fat of the Land!!"
Obama rehearses for his next job at Domino's.
Who's gonna tip the pizza guy? My card is maxed out.
Barry serves up more uncooked crap!
"If carrying around a few empty pizza boxes wins me some votes, then I'm down with that!"
"If carrying around a few empty pizza boxes makes me look like a 'regular guy' then it's all good."
"If the public really believes I'M eating Pizza then what a bunch of schmucks – I'll get elected again without a doubt!"
I feel just like Monica Lewinski, ready for my big "job".
He finally finds his true calling
Like usual ol Barry didn't make the delivery time.
No thanks Herman.
Give em to Michele.
Hey! Here's those absentee ballots from our service members!
If Jesus fed 5,000 with a few loaves and fishes –
These three pizzas ought to shut the unemployed up.
Vegetables For Dinner!
Ray said I had to get the pizza after the basketball game, or he would bust my lip again.
here's a tip for ya Barry the pizza guy, you can keep the change.
Hey, someone forgot to install a teleprompter in my car, how am I supposed to know where to deliver these pizzas?
These pizza boxes are empty. Like me.
AVOID THE NOID!!!!!!
If I do this right maybe they'll give me one of those hats and red jackets!
Think this is enough for the folks at Zuccotti Park,got to get those folks on my side again
"These are Michelle's healthy pizzas for the staff: brussel sprouts, carrots, and peas on an oat bran crust, hold the cheese. I'LL be having a double cheeseburger!"
Let me be perfectly clear: I do not give two shits about America. I give three.