Is it a change of wind, or wind of change, or just wind?

Man,
This fu#*%ing economy is really stressing me out!

Michelle please shut up about the vegetables already.

Oh God why did I marry Michelle? This damn healthy eating is going to kill me.

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray to me my shoul to keep….

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray to me my soul to keep….

Let the waterboarding begin.

"No, I don't want to hear what Biden said to the press today."

W.W.S.D. What would Saul (Alinsky) do?

ALLAH!
ALLAH!
ALLAH!

What am I to do with these Christians?!?

Wake me up when YOU solve this problem.

If I meditate harder, the economy will improve.

I have to really crane my neck back to see how high the national debt is.

I REALLY need my 4 Million Dollar Hawaiian vacation.

Bring me my bong.

Visions of Stupidity dance in his head.

Visions of stimulus fraud dance in his head.

Mirrored ceilings so I may bask in my own glory.

Why didn't Joe just keep his mouth shut?

Which strategic move would get more me votes – paiting the White House black or painting it green?

All these patriotic clods give me a headache.

Brain Dead

Running out of terrorists before the election. Who can I claim to kill next?

A mirror on the ceiling would be nice…Then I could look at me throughout the meeting!

Oh why should I care about the little people?

Oh not this tax and spending cuts idea again. Enough already!

In times of need, I look to the sky and pray…to me!

I'm supposed to pee on peons, not listen to them!

Boy I hope no one smells that last one.

The work ethic of the self-described "4th Best President" ever.

Damn peasants are delaying my tee time!

"I think this is the best "Looking down your nose" view I can get of America" Bring on those debates!

Yeah, Monica…right there…just like you did for Bill

Photo taken during a recent meeting with Larry Sinclair.

Joe, while you're down there, polish my shoes.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. the smell of bullcrap in the morning!!! And they are buying it,,,,,,,,,

A real stretch as president.

Being Supreme Dictator is just so tiring

Is that a camera in the ceiling?

I just love the smell of Nancy passing gas.

Hey honey, there's a $100 million no-bid contract for you if you just play with the balls a little while you're down there. We'll call it "green energy."

Please, God, let the Republicans run Ron Paul

What's that smell ? Oh it's the re-entry of Obamas approval rating,

Ohhh how I miss community organizing.

WHAT am I gonna do about Joe's constant running off at the mouth?

Ahhh…this job would be a whole lot easier if we just got rid of Congress!

Spineless, Obama needs all the support he can get.

I'm dreamin' of a Hawaiian Christmas…..

I was an atheist until I discovered that I am God.

Now we have to go apartment hunting.

ALLAHU BARAKBAR OBAMA

The burden of being married to Michelle is bigger than her butt.

Looking down my nose at the public is harder than I realized.

"Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, Castro; why must they compare me to those amateurs?"

"Kim Jong iL, how I will miss you."

Michelle you need to come up for air. monica took breaks with bill to have a smoke.

It's good to be king..

QUITE!!!!

Biden ! Have you no shame ?

Dreaming of teabagging with Reggie.

my happy place… find my happy place… find my happy place…find…

Allah… if Iran is going to fire it has to be now…

What the hell was I thinking???…. to go along with this farce??

Now… I will have to admit that I haven't done anything… I'll give honesty a try… should I?

Where to go this month on vacation… where haven't I been yet?

My plans to be a dictator by now are failed…

Is the president ok? Yeah, hes getting his neck ready for his apology on his knees to Kim Jong Un.

shhh… Michelle makes him do 'bird day' once a month… he's in the nest wainting for Michelle to feed him…

Boehner is f'n with my golf… I could have done the whole PGA tour courses by now…

Father Marx…they're on to me. What should I do? Send me your guidance.

God should see my face once a day, so he recognizes me when I take over.

Logic bitch slaps Obama

Barry, that isnt what they mean by "Chin Up"

Holy Mohammed! Why does Boehner keep playing these games before he caves? The girls have been grabbing rays in Hawaii and I misses my tee time.

"damn, I wish I was on a beach on vacation in Hawaii right now"

How can I lie my way outta this one??

I can't look at one more jumping jack.

Ahh Hillary! Do you realize this is the 14th time we've gotten even with Bill?

Allah, how much more do you want me to screw up this country before I get my retirement?

"ALLAH, Thank you for making me the next Muhammed,!"

Allah, please make the Constitution go away.

What would Lenin do?

He reflects as the masses chant…"Our Obama, who art in DC. Hallowed be thy name. Your kingdom come, we'll make it done, on earth as it is in America…""

Is it over yet?

Imagine…all…the people…voting for a Kenyan…woo ooo, ooo…

…if I only stayed in Indonesia… and didn't listen to Jesse and Gates and the Muslim Brotherhood… this might've worked…

…she only had one ass when I first met her… nows its three asses and going on four…

God, I miss Reggie Love. Kal Penn won't return my texts. (Sigh) I really hate this job.

Aaaaoooomm, Aaaaooomm, Salami, Salami, Balongna, Pastrami… how can I sell more balogna to the masses…. I wish Michelle would let me eat pastrami…

Praying towards Mecca after death.