Michelle's in the fashion section? WTF?

Everything STILL seems to be spiralling downward….except the banks, of course.

I just get back from another extended vacation and things are STILL in the crapper.
So maybe my delusional voting-blocks are right!
It ISN'T my fault!

Hmmm. I see America isn't in the obituaries yet. My work isn't done.

"Yes! The media still loves me."

Decisions, decisions…what part time job can I do when I'm fired?

"Hmmmmmm…. a three letter for earns one money. Not a clue."

I wish there was more pictures

I need a cigarette!!

Barry showing off his stoner pose!

Hmmm Wonder if Hugo Chavez is hiring.

Think I'll go with Connecticut for my pick.

Hmmmmmm, Biden's missing again

This "Most wanted pic" looks nothing like me

This wall street stock market report looks like french to me

Ah yes my letter to dear abby made it.

Hmmm, it looks like WaPo missed a few of my talking points.

Hmm…it says here the Federal Reserve sets monetary policy. What is it I do again? That's right, kill jobs.

"Hmmm, most of the press still likes me. I guess I won't have to deal with that silly Freedom of the Press thing."

Hmmm…NO jobs for community organizers AGAIN…I need a cigarette…

Hey look! Teleprompters are on sale.

"Hmmm, maybe if I ask nicely and send them the instructions, Iran will send back that drone I so loved to play with."

I LOVE that American Muslim TV show, I guess I'll cancel that trip to Lowe's this weekend.

"Yes, I like making love at midnight, on the dunes, in a cape."

Nice photoshopping of the cigarette out of the picture.

Doonesbury would be a lot funnier if I understood those big words.

Less job ads means less paper. So I am really helping the environment. Why can't people see that?

"That's how much a gallon of milk costs these days?!"

"Hard to believe a newspaper with all this drivel cost this much now."

"Ok, I've compared myself to Lincoln, spoke where Teddy Roosevelt spoke, let's see if I can somehow invoke Reagan, JFK or maybe Jefferson."

Oops. I think I swallowed my cigarette.

Obama gets a head start on job hunting.

He does know he quit smoking, doesn't he?

Geez, this is the pits! I didn't get these slender, girlish hands by working for a living!

"No experience necessary…"

5-letter word. _ _ s e r. 44th president

Unemployment: Up, entrepreneurship: Down, Businesses: Left (none). Everything seems to be in order. Now they'll elect me again to see if i will keep those li..promises I made.

Look at this, the MSM loves me!

"Let's see what going on in the lives of the little people today. Oh look, they're making another Three Stooges movie."

Hmmm…stocks rise, oil prices drop, another Islamic dictator falls…Damn! My plan is failing!

I have my golf clothes on under this suit…

"Holey Crap….my ratings are dropping faster than the Dow Jones."

Let's see what I can do to make Americans more miserable today … hmmmm … Oh here's one … We'll attack Iran with the excuse that they won't return our spy drone.

This particular journalist views me favorably. I'll let him into my press conference.

Darn, with 39% crisis team needs to get the next one going now!

Barry's favorite pastime: Taking the country for a ride!

New start up companies, obamaprompter? Did I approve this?

Old posing habits are hard to break; filtered or non?

Stocks down, jobs down, Union application down and my rating and they want me to lower their taxes, get real!

"If I take over the newspapers, it would help my reelection chances."

Hmm. My critics take freedom of speech too far. I'll track them down and ruin their reputations.

Damn!! They want experience too!

I love the smell of my fingers after I sign a bill spending more of the taxpayers money!

I need to tell Soros to start using Massengill.

Do you know how much it costume to get the cigarette digitally removed from this picture?

My fingers still taste like crap. I wish Biden would wipe better…..

Man, I do suck!

I CANNOT figure out what this smell is!!

Let's see now, which lie will I tell that bunch of stupid voters today?

Do I look like I'm reading? Fooled ya again!!

Thinking….thinking….thinking…damn it! I need to golf!

"Another article calling me a socialist. Hahaha they think that's an insult to me, little do they know, it's a badge of honor."

Another frowny face? I need to make an executive order that Astrologers can only write good horoscopes.

Reminiscing about the good old days, Obama pretends to smoke while reading a paper from November 5, 2008.

Hmmm…FedEx is hiring…I could get paid to pack my own boxes!

Scanning the obituaries, Obama ponders a fitting eulogy for his own presidency.

If I have them turn this economy graph upside down, it will prove how great I have done the past three years!

"CEO, defunct group of environmental companies. Originally capitalized by funds stolen from hard-working American citizens, these companies reprsent the epitome of hope and change. No experience required, but MUST possess extreme narcissistic tendency, and be able to bullshit anyone. Job begins January 1, 2013."

If it weren't for all of USA Today's pretty pictures and charts, I would't know just how screwed I am.

Hmmm…I wonder if Lady Gaga WOULD take Joe's place on the ticket…

Hmmmmmmm ! I think I could beat Tiger Woods !

"So Goofy did do Mini"

So this is a Soviet newspaper. It's even better than MSNBC and CNN put together.

Checking this weeks odds while cruising the hood in pimp mobile 1.

I'm glad the voting public doesn't actually read any of this stuff about me… ouch!

Let's see…..hmmmm WM seeks BM for freaky-deaky fun
Awright! Moo is going to Hawaii early….

Hmmmmm. Still nothing about my sleepovers with Reggie. Good. Nothing about how I got into college. Good. They haven't figured out my involvement with Fast and Furious. Good. Time to take a long vacay in Hawaii. All of this lying is hard on me!

I can still smell Reggie. I am NEVER washing this hand!

"Mostly cloudy with a 10% chance of reelection."

Oh Damn! The country actually GAINED 100,000 jobs this month. George Soros will be really mad at me now.

hmm.. what is that editors name, have to tell Gibbsy this fellow put us on page 10 again, right across from the funnies.

Hmmm. Which company should I buy this week?

I knew I'd find my presidency in the obituaries.

Hmmm…."King of the World" is open. Wonder how many vacation days it offers?

These nicotine-free cigarettes taste like there's nothing there!

Obama reading the Obits to see if his Presidency is listed

It says here my friend Kim Jong Il has died, I better declare a day of national mourning

Damn. shes in Hawaii again!

OOPS! Dropped my cigarette. This wouldn't have happened if Michelle would let me smoke at home.

I just cant wash this Pelosi stank off my fingers….

Another great Obama achievement for which I cannot even take credit. Michelle would kick my ass if she knew I had the Defense Department create stealth cigarettes.

Note to Self: Have henchmen call Wall Street Journal and revise the poll numbers to show my popularity rising. If it's in print, Americans will believe anything.

The Taliban are not our enemy. Another monumental flub up from Joe. Time to take him off of my friends list.

Blast it, Joe, Don't go spilling the Taliban alliance till after the election. How many times must I tell you?

Still have main sream media in my pocket. Life is good.

I love this KID GLOVE thing between me and the press.