Don't worry, I will make sure that both sides win the coin toss.
Only one coin? How am I going to redistribute if there's only one coin?
Remember, there is to be no winning out there from any of you, understand?
I know you all want to tackle me right now, but you'll have to wait until after the game.
Under my new plan, there will be no more winning or losing in football.
Before I flip this coin, did any of you vote for Bush?
Be patient with me, I'll get this coin flip right this time…
At the end of the game, I will redistribute your points so that no one will feel bad.
Heads I Win…Tails you Lose….
I'm not used to handling money transactions in front of prying eyes…
What the hell??? They're now printing paper quarters?
At the rate I'm spending money this coin will actually be worth less by the time it lands.
Heads..you vote for me in 2012. Tails..I'll outsource your jobs to China.
These warmongers make me sick
Watch this coin drop as fast as my approval ratings.
This side of the Euro is heads…
Heads, Newt, tails, Mitt. Either way I'm screwed.
"So whoever scores the most home runs wins right?"
The guy in the middle should be called for Personal Foul and ejected.
"Heads or . . . uh, uh. Hey, what happened to the teleprompter?"
We are using the new Obama coin worth nothing but it is CHANGE
Heads I win, Tails you lose.
Money comes from the sky? Ohhhhhhh.
Football players stare wantingly at the only coin they're likely to see in the next few years…
Obama tosses a quarter which is not worth a dime.
Obama tossing money around as usual.
Does anyone believe that quarter is actually worth twenty-five cents??
Proof that football players are stupid. They trusted this bastard with their coin.
Instead of watching the coin, you all should be watching Obama.
The President helps model the new uniforms for next year's Xavier / University of Cincinnati "Cross Town Shootout"
I'm confused. Why does Army have 3 captains?
Now that we finally made the Whites the minority, They should go first.
Heads I don't like the military….Tales I don't like the military
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another National Socialist Football game. Today the California Socialists take on the D.C. Marxist for the Championship. Today's winner will of course share the trophy with the other teams……
"You, go left. You, go left too. In fact forget everything in the middle or right. Everyone Go Left!"
"Don't worry, I've been throwing other people's money around for years now."
He flips like a girl too!
Hope he flips better than he pitches…
The Obama Pre-Game Coin Toss:
Heads = NO Prayers in the Huddle
Tails = NO singing the National Anthem
Either way = Obama keeps the coin
Honorary Coin Flipper Another job destroyed by Obama
OKAY, WIN OR LOSE, I GET THE COIN.
ARMY YOU WANT HEADS SO NAVY YOU GET, AH AH AH, DARN DARN MINI-TELEPROMPTER, STUCK AGAIN!
LOOKS LIKE A 50-50 CHANCE; UNLESS YOU VOTE FOR ME!
CHANGE; THERE YOU GO, I PROMISED CHANGE!
Heads, I tax your kid's lunchmoney and consider it income.
Tails, I take your kid's lunchmoney and give it to someone I find more derserving.
I need to hire a Cointoss czar to ensure there is more than 1 black person at these things!
Just like my Economic Success, the coin is invisible.
Heads I win, Tails you lose.
Its the WA WA WA WATER BOY
Heads I keep Biden
Tails I dump him for Hillary
Don't expect to it that coin again after being taxed then redistributed!
Since I'm doing you all this favor, can I get by without saluting for the rest of my presidency?
Heads we shut down the army and turn it into the civilian police force I talked about in 2008, tails we don't.
Sure glad I brought this two-head coin.
On the tird try, Obama found enough strength to get the coin to flip.
That's right, that's right, I'm a lefty.
Barry's Hope and Change floats away!
Yea, that's the Change I was talking about!
Ok, let's say you go pro…If I am elected for another term, this coin represents how much you will make after your agent, your wife,and the taxes we'll need to pay down my debt!
Winner will receive and loser kicks… receives government handouts and a kick in the pants, that is…
THIS IS A TWO ASSED COIN … HEADS i WIN, TAILS YOU LOOSE
Heads I further wreck the economy in 11 months, Tails I further wreck the economy in 11 months!
And if you see Tebow doing that praying schtick, you take him OUT unless you want a visit from the IRS.
Alright guys, we're making cuts in the military. Heads it's Navy. Tails it's Army. Good luck!
No time to actually play the game since I have a tee time. I'll just decree a winner!
Are you blind? Give me your whistle ref! He and others have been traveling the entire game!
Yeah well I always know what I am doing ref!!! How can you let them just run around and throw the ball without dribbling first? Whats this grass!?
Give me your whistle sir…. and I promise I will ruin the game for years to come…
Uh…let me just shift a little to the East…. Allah Wahkba… call it Shiite or Sunni…
Grab it if you can… you won't be seeing these again if I get re-elected…
See? I can do magic! I just flipped that coin in the air and it disappeared…
No… *flip* ok one more time… it isn't landing on the right side…
damn… OK I promise.. just one…more… flip…
Barry breaks through the group to steal the last American coin to exist
Barry breaks through the crowed to steal the last American coin known to exist
Obama uses Holder's luck peso for the coin toss!
Advynt the Elf
"Anyone caught 'Tebowing' will be penalized. Everyone seen praying to the east will gain 5 additional yards."
Why the coin toss? I thought basketball started with a jump ball at center court?
I can't believe they let this clown do this it's probably a two headed coin anyway.
A two headed monster flipping a two sided coin.
Heads I blame the Army for the failure in Iraq, tails I blame the Navy.
He flips the truth just as easy as he flips that coin..
As the Midshipmen and Black Knights watch the coin toss, they dream of lining up against Obama and knocking the @#&% out of him.
"Okay, heads you vote for me at the next election, and tails you also donate to my campaign"
Heads I cut the Navy's budget, tails I cut the Army's budget
Heads, you'll vote Democrat. Tails, I find an illegal immigrant to vote Democrat for you.
Ok, Heads, the Taliban are our friends, tails, we are the terrorists. Everyone thank the VP for the new coin we're using.
HEADS OR TAILS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Either way your your SCREWED!!,