"I dunno. It's a little statue of soldiers who are running with some flag. They told me to call and ask you, Leon, 'cause you're the guy in charge of the army."

Michelle's not gonna like this one bit!

Yeah, get someone to get this thing outta here before Michelle gets home…

I don't know what it is but what I do know is there are not enough stars on that flag. Oh and that guy's ass looks like Larry Sinclair's!

C'mon guys. You don't have to fight for the flag. There's plenty more where that one came from.

Well, whatever it is, it's blocking my mirror, so get rid of it.

It looks like the last guy is barely touching the flag. Just another example of inequality in our society.

Hello? When are you going to get here with that bust of Lenin? this American flag thing is really annoying!

Hello? I need to have this flag redesigned so that it's rainbow-colored and has the peace sign on it.

I wonder how much this would be worth as scrap metal? Maybe it could pay for all my programs.

"It's the wrong flag and I said I wanted towels on there heads"

What's this thing in front of my mirror, is this from some kind of movie or something?

I need you to make their faces look like mine so that I'll look like a hero.

"Hello Smithsonian… Do you have someone who can come over and identify this bronze statur on my desk?"

"Hello Smithsonian… Do you have someone who can come over and identify this bronze statue on my desk?”

This thing reminds me of that movie Clint Eastwood directed.

"Send up Housekeeping, this bureau needs cleaned off."

Imagine that,no reflection in the mirror.

Yes i see it, its the one with the statue of the guys raising the flag when we took over Alaska!

Housekeeping? I said I wanted the FLAG just below my waist, not just the dudes.

Who switched my Mao statue with this one ? What is this anyway ?

"Michele, don't we have a niece name Iwa Jima?"

"I wonder why they didn't just bury the damn thing?"

Why is this statue all white guys? That cannot be right. Someone needs to remake.

Why is there a door stop on this dresser?

Hey Michelle, you should see this, it's really cool. I think it's a statue of the soldiers in Toy Story.

Hello, Security? Can someone come up here and remove this obnoxious bronze statue with a disgusting American Flag on it? Do it NOW!!

I want to apologize to the Japanese people for these men who erected a flag on what was clearly Japanese territory.

ring… ring…. "CMC Amos"… Hello? Yeah.. James… what are my chances of joining the Marine Corp in 2013? "Who is this?!" Its me James.. Obama… click..

Look General Amos… obviouly "Don't ask don't tell" didn't matter in Berlin when you army guys fought the Chinese in Africa.. this statue shows the Marines in a train… not army.. well James they're holding up a flag two stars short of the one I have… talk about gay army? What? Marines? Japan? Japan is attacking? Hello… hello…

Yeah front deak… look…Ahmedinajad is going to be here today! I want this piece of pewter and this flag out of my hallway now… it must weigh 25 pounds… give Joe a yummy and have hime come get it! Now!

Well… no I wanted a statue of me in modern full SEAL combat gear with a really big gun… with Osama's head in my left hand… and me smiling like I do?

Michelle? Whats this 'thing' on the table across from my office? I can't have a gay statue here, all that goes to Barney…well…Ahmedinajad is coming for a week…

No… these guys don't look like me.. and I should look like its easy…

Hi Chief Amos.. thanks for the statue… the Germans really held up our flag in Hawaii?

Yeah… just looking at it.. I am going to be a Biologist in the Marine Corp… yeah a Marine Biologist… swim? Salt water? If Gomer could do it I can…

Hi Sargent… uh… you guys don't need like a birth certificate to join the Marine Corp. do you?… well… anywhere but the USA… no.. but I can B.S. really good…test? Basic?

Well… we are going to get rid of 'don't ask don't tell'… its obvious they didn't care back in 1742 in the civil war..

And I thought the flintstones was just a cartoon… thanks for clarifying Joe…

Yeah Holder… its just another one of the Marine Commandants's sick jokes… I lost my lighter.. got a match?

Well… I don't get it.. only four Marines killed all those Japanese… I AM LOOKING AT IT! So what the hell is wrong with you Marines today? General?!

Well Hoshiyooki… oh I apologize… Yoshihookioki.. well I feel bad that we bombed you in 1914… yes sir… watch my ass.. I get it… goodnight Karaoyehokisokomo… sir

NO! This looks a bunch of dumbasses humping and trying to put up a flag… I wanted a crowd with AKs shooting in the air!!!

So Sargeant… at my age I would make a great chef in the Navy… is the Marine store close to the White House?

So Sargent… you believe that…at my age I would make a great chef in the Navy… is 2013 ok… Michelle likes the water… great! Dry climate no problem… So how do I get to the Marine store from the the White House?

Surprise Prime Minister.. ya its me..just wishing you a happy 70th anniversary here on the 7th… what? Well you fugu saki too! And… mushi mushi… mushi mushi?

Yes Mr.Ahmadinejad you can keep the radio controlled spy plane as my gesture of good will AND if you promise you'll play nice with the Israeli's.

"Yes, could I go ahead and reserve that Uhaul truck I called about for next January? Looks like we will be moving after all."

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on a rental truck if you book a year in advance.

Are these guys still alive to take that flag down?

"Mom, I want to come home and go back to community organizing."

"No matter where I go in this place I can't get away from that idiotic flag!!"

"Hello, FedEx,,,I'd like to send a statue to Emperor Akihito."

"Michelle,,,do we have a box and packing tape? I've got the perfect gift for Emperor Akihito."

"Michelle, I can get $3.27/lb. for the scrap metal and we can make you a thong out of the red/white/and blue thing."

Joe, is there a world leader who would like a statue for Christmas ?

Hello, Front Desk? I need this horrendous symbol of American Imperialism out of my room immediately.

"Thinking I wish hadn't sent back that bust of Churchill now. It would look nice here."

HEY HEY HEY! I think these guys are playing buck buck!!

All of this over a damn flag?

Ahh… I have a new statue..oh you saw that… well tell me 'head of secret service' how did it get here?! Its obviously a direct personal threat!

Yeah General Amos… well its here and no one knows how… you aren't threatening me are you?…

Yeah its a threat maybe a bomb… send the entire Marine Corp to North Korea….

Vaccines cause mental retardation?…He couldn't remember the departments he wants to eliminate?

Fine, I guess we don't need to run a campaign in 2012.

I'm sorry they booed you at the NASCAR race honey. Thanks for taking one for the team.

Soros calling Obama on the Dumbass phone!

"Hello, Housekeeping, some kid left his G.I. Joes in here."

"The statue of that Army thing that happened in China is blocking my mirror…What? It was the Marines in Iwo Jima? Whatever."

"Look, it's bad enough that I have to see one flag when I walk past, but did you have to put this thing in front of a mirror?"

…and call the Pentagon…have someone in one of those funny looking suits come over here and explain this statue to me.

I asked for a copy of the Quran not some dumb toy story statue.

What is it with these American flags everywhere.

Hello maintenance? I found another example of American exceptionalism for you to get rid of.

"I don't know what it is but it's stamped "Made in China" on the bottom."

No…No…NO, I think it's an award from Fox News that Bush forgot. It's a little statue of O'REILLY, GLENN BECK, and some other guys putting up a flag on a golf course or something.

Everywhere I go they leave a little statue just because I called them CORPSE MEN at one of those silly speeches I was forced to make.

Yeah Michelle, check with Pawn Stars and tell em the flag is kinda leaning but I think it came that way.

"Yah. It's the coolest thing! It looks like a bunch of OWS patriots trying to tear down a flag."

Yes, I want this thing replaced with my mew "Chia Obama" ASAP!

"It's a statue of the Illinois National Guard protecting the flag outside the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago."

"You would THINK they would snap to attention when I walk into the room!"

"You would have thought Bush would have taken this with him. He was the one that was into all this Patriotism crap."

Yes, Ms. Couric. I swear I won the Heisman Trophy. I'm looking at it right now.

Joe, you have to come over and see this little statue with a flag. The flag doesn't have 57 stars.

Why aren't these guys in this statue facing Mecca?

"Joe, who are these people and what the hell are they doing!?"

"Joe, call the Sculpting Czar and have him redo this statue with MY FACE on one of these guys. Then FIRE the Flag maker – the flag is missing several stars AS USUAL!"

"No no. I want to see what it would go for on Ebay. It's like some guys playing ring toss or something."

I WAS TOLD TO STAND HERE SO I LOOK GOOD FOR 2012, WELL, IS IT WORKING?

SECURITY WHO PUT THE FLAG BACK INTO THAT HOLDER IN THE HALL?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HISTORY, GET THIS MOVED TILL AFTER 2016…

Find out who put this statue and flag thingy here and fire them immediately!

Yeah… pack it up and ship it to Britain. They can display it next to the Churchill bust.

I said Arab Soldiers, not American!

Call Security, Bush is replacing Iraq's flags with American flags again.

I said WHO THE HELL are these guys?

Hello flag store? Do you have a 8×4 small red flag with a sickle and an axe?

Inspired by Michelle's desire to travel the world, Obama orders flight plans to Iwo Jima for Michelle and the kids. The trip will take two weeks, and will satisfy the girls' social studies requirement for the year.

Typical Military!, Takes a whole group of solders to take down a flag pole!

Well I'll be damned, the flag doesn't have 57 stars.

"..Oh shoot!, … out of stock on Hammer and sickle? No, No, guess I'll keep it!

" Hey Joe,, while you're there, ask them if they could put ME on this statue thing ,hoisting the flag? Sweet!