"I swear to God, man. Doing Hillary is like tossing a hot dog down a long hallway."

"Barry, your accomplishments would fit inside this circle."

"Barry, your accomplishments would fit inside this circle."

"Barry, our accomplishments would fit inside this circle."

"Jump through my hoops, Punk, and I might just vote for you."

You could use Monica as a humididor for all your cigars!

If your pea brain were at least this big, your ratings wouldn't make Jimmy look like a genius.

The cigar was this big around! No really!

"Can you believe that Monica was this big"

See, I told you Barry, you are a big zero!

It was this big, and I still couldn't fit inside!

You're in the Socialist Circle of Trust, Barack.. we can do whatever we want without being held accountable.

It was a REALLY big cigar!

All it needs is your signature..A big fat "O"!

Then the intern said, "Is that a camera in your pocket? Or your just glad to see me?" Of course it's no camera, it's the presidential seal.

Standing behind these two yahoos lets me see their combined brains. That explains their fiscal policies.

"After all the treachery you've pulled, your ass is gonna be This Big after six months in the pen, punk!"

Zeroes

Laugh if you want, but you have zero chance of getting re-elected.

Really, my wife's mouth is this big.

Here's the number of jobs you've created so far.

You've created the same amount of jobs as truthful statements I've made 0

Clinton serenades Obama with his rendition of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider"

Yeah, Michelle's dessert was this big!

One big "L" loser + another big "L" loser = a big fat zero.

Fair share means people keep a smaller amount than this & we take the rest. We know best right Barry?

No really… I smoked one this big around. I just didn't inhale.

The itsy bitsy president went up the water spot. Down came your ratings and wash you out of office.

Then Hillary asks Chelsea is she's had sex with her fiance yet, she told Hillary "Not according to Dad".

Your gonna need a cigar this big

When I got through hitting that, it was stretched out to here!

This is how many jobs your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act created, zero!

Hillary said that her personal observations indicate that you must be from Kenya

This is your chance of being re-elected.

Which way to the unemployment line?

Look dumb ass, this is how many terms I served, good luck with that

No kidding, the golden eggs John Corsine sent me from MF Global were this big around!

You can't touch your fingers together. You can't walk a straight line. Your adminstation staggers around like a bumb on Chicago's Skid Row.

Your still fooling them with at job creation shit, Zip, Nada, Zero.

Your presidency just scored a Zero.

Monica opened her mouth this wide, really!

Look Barry, I'm holding the jobs you created

Jobs saved and created!

"It's called the 'Oval' Office. This is an oval. Jeez how did you get elected?"

Seriously Barack, Tell them she had a mouth this big. It worked for me.

A liar, a thief and a construction worker walk into a bar….

No Barry, I play the Harmonica… Not the whore Monica.

This is how much money the American people will be repaid from your sweetheart green energy loan deals.

Larry Sinclair told me your bung hole is this big.

Oh come on Bill… you're pulling my leg.. No! Really! The earth is round like a circle, I swear… you can take credit for figuring that one out that too!

Damn look at you Obama! Change has happened! This must be the average size of the middle-classes aholes today because of you! Ah… shucks Bill… hope they like more heh heh…

Wow… man! Michelle can open her mouth like this big… and no teeth showing… man! Your're one lucky sum bitch!

I saw Michelle at McDonald's the other day. She holds her Big Mac like this!

I swear to God Barry. Pelosi's pussy is that big.

I swear, Monica was like that. That's why I put her under the desk.

I used Monica as a humidor and I could get a dozen or so in there.

Then, they'll take your photo for a mug shot right before you get put away for giving the OK for Operation Fast & Furious.

So… when Pelosi is staring at me and look at her… she holds this gang sign below her waist… and that has to be 'O' for Obama…

I like the idea Barry… using gang sign… no one will know who you are…

"And the cigar was THIS BIG!!"

"You know that green paper that's shaped like this? Well you have to stop spending so much of it!"

The workers here agree with me, this is what your skull contains

So, Barack, you're telling me this is how big Michelle's ears are??

Kal Penn said you're this size?! Even my wife's is bigger!

We're this close to be a socialist republic.

"You are a big ass hole!"

"this is REAL GREEN ! you'll be choking on wads of cash this big!