No Barry! That's not a job floating in thin air!!

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I was on the Men's Varsity Volleyball team at Harvard.

…and that's how you shoot a "3″ in the NBA!

The clouds parted and you ended up with me!

The pinnacle of destruction is in sight!

…and the solar panels we received in lieu of payment when Solyndra went bankrupt can go right up there.

"…and up here, I want it to say "Barack Obama's House of Horrors."

..and I want the debt to go up this high.

Father forgive them, for they don't know what they are doing.

Mighty Allah, bring fortunes upon these men so they may support my 2012 campaign!

Would the retarded Anit-American Socialist please raise his hand?

Hey throw me your wallet, sure I'll bring you back the change, NOT

Barry insist that the Job's fairy will come soon…

Barry fails miserably in his effort to dissuade the audience from the perception that he is delusional when he calls for Scotty to beam him up

Obama tries to convince white people they can jump

Barry tries to grab it, but his popularity had vanished into thin air.

This is how you act when you sing praises to me.

"Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super-debt!"

Please,Your Most Mahdi,bless me for the next election!

Obama reaches for the sky but he only manages to get a little over seven feet.

Obama starts on the job training to become a tour guide.

Oh look! Such a pretty balloon!

Obama attempts to pluck some credibility out of thin air.

Barry saying high the the unemployment rate!

Obama showing the crowd how much the US is in debt because of him.

John, John Galt is that you?

Is that a rich guy up there? Grab him!

"Go ahead, and jump Rush. I'll catch you."

Then I descended from up there to be with you peons, commoners and other detestable voters.

Put my carved likeness on that pedestal facing east.

I'll distract you looking up there, while my team empties your wallets for redistribution.

Let's see…uh, how high did Mr. Soros say I should jump?

It's his left hand I worry about.

…nothing up my sleeve

You put your right hand up and you shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey economics and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Obama, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

And then I descended down from heaven to redistribute your wealth…

And this is how I want my statue next to Mt Rushmore to look…

Just 5 more minutes, Michelle, I almost have them believing that I am the Annointed One.

My approval rating was once up there. Now it's re-election that's out of reach.

That's where Jimmy Carter's approval rating is compared to mine.

"And now that your attention has been directed to my right hand, I will kill more jobs with my left."

He's Obaming, it's the opposite of Tebowing.

"Allah, why have you forsaken me?"

Now kneel and praise me!

"AllaH, Please strike down everyone one of these right wing none believers."

And my hand to God, this jobs bill will fix everything!

I can fix everything, you people are just not praying to me hard enough

I then I took my fade away junp shot…

Don't take Nancy… we thought she was one of us.

Go ahead, Joe I triple dog dare you to jump

Keep a watch on his left hand as he has distracted all with his right

My jobs program is like this 3 point shot – nothing but air.

Barry diverts their eyes with one hand while skillfully sticking his other hand in their pockets!

Watch me fly like Superman!

There's the change I was talking about in 08′…

They hung the teleprompter too high again.

Quick Joe! I've distracted them. Take some more of their rights while they're not looking!

And Mohammed will also help you up there in the cheap seats!

OK …everyone who thinks I'm doing a good job raise your hand ……

Obama distracts the crowd so they won't notice they're standing in it up to their knees.

My Wall Street RULES!

You cut that thing off at the pass sir and I'll catch it.

da da da da da da da da da, Pop goes the Weasel.

God asked, "which one of you assholes is the socialist muslim?"

Barry floats another Stupid Policy!

Reverend Wright…Did I do good enough or should I have talked more about the chickens coming home?

And I said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. And I saw that the light was good…

Look… do you see the butterflies and bubbles?… they are always with me… following me…

Joe…don't move… we're getting a ladder to get you out of the chandelier…

If you just stare at the lights for about an hour… you'll see me winning in 2012…

Hey you up there! Would you stop spitting om me please?!

This is a big building… much bigger than my hut in Kenya…

Look like?! Sir!… I AM Curious George! Ok?..

"LIAR"! Hey look sir!… When things are at their worse I have to take long vacations to think about them, then defer them to congress…stay calm…

And you see those people up there? Those are my Gargoyles… office managers from the old Acorn failed attempt I made… they look pretty ugly… their eyes follow you…

And way up high… are the rarely seen pictures of my youth from birth in Kenya… Over here are the various Marxist groups and their agendas primarily for the west coast…

And next to my superman outfit up there… is my latest, my Ninja Turtle Double Power outfit.. I wore that when I alone sprang in on Osama and shot him… I wasn't wearing my usual bandana that night…

Hey and there's Michelle… no thats not a big spider sitting on her head… thats her hair…hey baby, love your hair…

The President makes the first rim shot on the newly installed basketball goal in the Senate chamber.