My new spending bill will be called "The Sky is the Limit."

So far, I've managed to pile it up past the sky.

You see, I have come down from the heavens to help you!

By the time I'm done being president, the debt will reach up into the stratosphere!

The sky is the limit when it comes to spending!

If you don't pass this jobs bill, this very sky will fall!!

Just wave your hands in the air! and wave em like

you just don't believe in capitalism, American exceptionalism, and people being responsible for their own actions..

OOuh, ooo uh… somebody scream!!

I know, I know….the sky behind me makes me look "God Like"

By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.

Acorn falls on Chicken Little's head.

Eenie meenie chili beanie, the fuhrer is about to speak.

"Praise be to Allah!, and all my fallen Muslim brothers"

As mainstream media would have it: Some called it Divine Providence, a day when heaven kissed mankind with cerulean skies, and the earthly king spoke…

Now, the Republicans will tell you I have my head in the clouds.

I hope he's not about to say "Let me be clear" again.

I like big butts and I can not lie!

All rise in honor of me!

Who here thinks I'm in over my head?

Throw your hands up if your a true playa.

Does anyone have a cigarette?

Does anyone else think Soros is a spooky dude?

Does anyone want to hear my 6 6 6 plan?

The new obamaing, it's the anti-tebowing.

You see… the sky has parted AGAIN for me.

You will all be healed if you vote for me!

And the Obama said.

and will rain down welfare checks upon you!

ṣall Allahu ʿalayhi wa-’ālih

"May Allah grant peace and honour to him and his family."

Oh, say can you see, what a failure I am?

"God curse America, land that I hate . . . "

America's heil-for-a-while

Attention Walmart shoppers!

And if the American Empire lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, "Why do we still have to pay for what that jackass did?"

Heil to the Chief.

President Pinnochio…every time he tells a lie his ears grow.

The Hill is alive…
with the sound of spending!
The debt will go on…
for a thousand years!

Who wants to come up so I can heal them?

Over here is cloud nine. That's where I live on your dime.

Let me here ya say hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

I'm so great I can fly with only one arm out. Superman can't even do that.

Look, I really can multitask: I can spew BS and pretend to fly at the same time.

"Bring me what the rich have, and I can feed the masses."

I have divided America like Moses divided the Red Sea.

"See, these clouds no longer have silver linings, because the top 2% of wealthiest Americans took all the silver for themselves…"

I command thee…"America Fall"

"Tell them: I AM!"

"Are you Tired and Poor and Huddling in Masses? Good – then my job is done!"

The new National Monument: Statue of Imcompetency

The NEW National Monument: Statue of Incompetency

Elmer Gantry raises from the dead!

The NEW National Monument: Statue of NO Liberty

"welcome back my friends to the show that NEVER ends…..glad you could attend…..come inside, come inside…. "

Heil to the thief!

Reelect me and I will give you, Free food,houses,cars,vacations,World Peace and that's just for starters!

Be gone Oh Democracy!

As you can see i have nothing up my sleeve, and now i am going to make all of your jobs and money disappear!

Bitch Please!

Somebody close Hilary's legs!

I created all of these jobs over here (on the left), to be paid for with redistributed earnings from those who rightfully earn money.

I vow to put a stop to all Black Friday's from now forward.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

I'd stay and explain my redistribution of wealth plan further but it's a beautiful day and that golf course over there is calling my name.

Joel Osteen has nothing on me. Praise Allah!

I came, I saw, I golfed.

If the bullshit I have fed you this week alone were to be stacked, it would be this high!

FIRST I did America, NOW the WORLD!

Wait! Where is everybody going? I'm not through blaming the Republicans yet!

Since I'm left handed (naturally) the new seig heil obama will look like this. Left hands only please.

"Klaatu barada niktu!"
translation: "Come and sniff my 'pit!"

"Your right, putting me back into office is like making Kim Kardashian a marriage counselor."

If this SOB starts wearing a brown shirt and grows a funny moustache ……….

Webster's dictionary picture for "Narcissism"

"and I say unto thee, as you are bowing – pull out your wallets"

OK, let;s try this one more time. All together now…"Seig Heil!".

"HAIL HITLER"

" the deficit?. . .TO INFINITY..AND BEYOND!