Hey, someone put my teleprompter over there!

It's your fault!

Pointing his finger to the right – how typical

(edit) Pointing his finger at the right – how typical

Somebody left their wallet over there; grab it!

I want this Flag and this Military destroyed! We are not a super power anymore and YES…you can than ME!

As usual, Obama turns his back on the military.

It's all THEIR fault!

Now bring in the Gestapo to arrest these traitors!

Really? Stars and Bars? I specifically asked for the flag with the hammer and sickle.

And we are trading this star, representing Texas, for one that represents Palestine.

Since I am the "Commander In Chief", I should get tax free benefits AND veteran status for keeping all of these Soldiers engaged in war.

John Kerry told me to keep you guys at war because you're too dumb to go to college anyway.

And this one is Little Star in Twinkle Twinkle.

This star represents the 57th state!

This one's the Star of Kenya that shone so bright the night I was born in a manger.

(edit) guess that should be "brightly"

i didn't get a harumph outta that guy

I want to thank that one guy who voted for me last time.

These guys over here kill my Muslim brothers.

I love these corpsemen.

Just call me the black Fonzy!

"HEY, CUT THAT NATIONAL ANTHEM CRAP AND PLAY ME SOME RAP" !

Now stand up and tell everyone how great I am! Yes, that's an order!

Hey you… does this jacket make me look like a real corpseman?

Yeah.. now put the additional cardboard cut outs of people over there.

For now on, you will have to fight with rainbows and daisies on the battlefield. No more killing the enemy.

Cruel and unusual punishment in the US Military

Photo Credit From the US Military Pictorial Dictionary

F.U.B.A.R. Acronym See below photo

YOU, OVER THERE! Wash my limo.

This is America. You can vote for the other guy. We'll just see to it that you can't mail your absentee ballot back in time.

Lock that door. These guys HAVE to listen to me.

"HEY, DON'T FORGET I SINGLE HAND IDLY GOT BIN LADEN"

That state is my own state. It's called Ball of Confusion.

After the State of Corruption comes the State of Bankruptcy!

"But as for me, give me socialism or give me death."

Who called me a Commie?
Was it you?
Answer me!

Those people over there do not deserve our support

I have no idea what these people do.

You can just eat Horse meat!

You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!

Barry hangs with his posse.

I suggest you keep a few hundred bucks in your shoe, because when I bankrupt this country, you'll need to find your own way home.

Then I hit my drive straight towards Mecca!

See that guy over there holding my golf bag? There's a job I created.

34, 35, 36, 37

That's the problem: military & that flag!

"Once I get the defense budget where I want it, you folks with names starting with A through W are outta here."

HEY STOP THAT MAN, eerrr WOMAN, eeeerrrrrrrr – hell I don't even know what to call them anymore.

I "earned" these mission patches even though I never fought, never watched a comrade die, was never wounded… oh wait, I did do all that in Chicago

..34..35..36..37…….I just know there are 57 of them on this thing….

Hey! Why are there only THREE black guys back there…..?

I'd like to give a shout out to the three in the back who voted for me in the last election.

You there with the General's stars…
You don't win a damn war by dying for your country,
You win a damn war by telling the other son-of-a-bitch
that you're sorry for your country.

When you put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do…apologize for America.

"Now, we're gonna have 58 states. See..we just added this one last night!"

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force."

Before you engage the enemy,you must wait till they shoot at you at least 5 times.

This flag is missing SEVEN stars!!

One thing you all can count on is I will not be around to disgrace you or America after January, 2013!

You can't fix stupid but you must salute it!

Alright – which one of you made the Beavis and Butthead reference about Joe and I?

I can't wait to burn this thing to protest what you do!

"No! I will not answer your question, and as of today, I'm expanding Don't Ask, Don't Tell to cover Communists."

Do me a favor, can you say "The Savior" instead of sir? It’s just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title, so I’d appreciate it.

"I'll be darned, there are only 50 stars."

It was those people over there that protected my right to make all of you look like complete morons for voting for me.

Here, paint me in this pose on the roof of the chapel/mosque/synagogue

Those goats may legally be your bride now!

Sittin' right there are the very men I disrespect the most!

This flag is a knock off! There's supposed to be 57 stars on this thing!

That stuff over there is all George Bush's fault!

You've been reported to Attackwatch and I'm gonna sick THESE guys on ya!

…and that star right there, is Asia.

"And I plan to take away these American's jobs too"

Were gett'n out of here now and that's final its time to rebuild what we destroyed.