Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I art with me.

Obama channels Mao.

WWOD – What Would Obama Do?

Oh Lord, I pray to You as an equal…

If I concentrate hard enough, maybe a job will be created.

ALLAH… I thought I could pull this off, but the people are smarter than I anticipated. And, you don't seem to be any help at all!!

I have to admit, this is more comfortable than having my forehead on the ground with my ass skyward, but will they fall for it?

No matter how much I try, I just can't make that fart sound with my hands. Damn!

I think this is how they do it in church but I'm not positive

…why…Why…WHY did I pick Joe?!

And the left used to laugh at Ronald Reagan's acting skills?

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Lets all pray that next year is the LAST Thanksgiving that this turkey spends in the White House!

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh, Lord, I hope Michelle didn't give the White House chef Thanksgiving day off again this year!

Maybe if I try to pray I'll get re-elected and I won't have to go home and spend all my time with that crazy bitch.

"I wish 'Reverend' Wright were here."

'Allah damn America, Allah damn America."

"I don't want 72 virgins, I can't stand the woman I'm with now."

Praying for Jobs

Dear me! Please help me find jobs. Amen to me.

I pray to myself and the media just loves it.

Allah, give me strength to punish the american infidels.

Dear God…er, a no wait…dear Allah, ah no, no…dear George, yeah that's it…

Brain Freeze

O-blah-ma

"Oh Allah, don't let them find out the truth about my past"

How did they get a camera in here, this is my thinkin seat.

UnThinking

I'm really starting to hate Carter… calling me up and laughing every day…

Oh, Karl, where did I go wrong?

Please don't let me be as bad as Carter!

"Damn, no toilet paper!"

"How in the hell did I get into this mess?"

Obama assumes the position.

Maybe if I look like I pray, they will re-elect me.

I don't know the answer between and African and European sparrow in flight!!!

Obama worships to the Left.

"Today I'm thankful for socialized medicine, wealth redistribution, anti-gun judges, higher taxes, open borders, class warfare, …"

If I push a little harder, my next bill will pop out.

Hey Tebow, try doing it this way.

Praying to the Highest Power known to him: HIMSELF

God, Michelle gives great headache!

Pushhhhh
Pushhhhh
Nope.
Couldn't shit any jobs this month either.

Please Allah, let them forget last weeks debate!