I came. I divided. I destroyed.

The wall of shame.

"…For a REAL Good Time, Call Michelle at ….."

The writing's on the wall.

Mene, Mene, Tekel u-Pharsin

Hm, "a" goes like this, "b" goes like that…

Ugh, I'll have to keep doing this until my teleprompter comes out of the repair shop.

If only I could find my crayons…

George Bush was Here!!!

Obama fleshes out his jobs plan

Obama visits the Whining Wall.

I will be king of the world
I will be king of the world
I will be king of the world
I will be king of the world……..

When people see this wall vandalized, I'll claim it was George Bush.

America just cannot see the writing on the wall, even though I put it there myself.

The "man-child" leaves his mark on the world.

Sit down, Barry. It's obvious you didn't do your homework.

You can't change the writing on the wall

That's correct, Barry. Sinister is the Latin word for "left". Even the ancients hated you leftists.

Underachievers use markers for graffiti instead of paint cans.

Ok, the first thing you need is the media. Then get the Unions……….

"I was this tall the first time I was in America!"

Can someone tell me how to spell Citizen?

The Mark of the Beast

Must be a Union made pen – no ink!

"Trust me – this is a viable economic plan I'm writing out up here. I'm merely using invisible ink!"

The smart one is the board.

Can take him out of the hood, but cant take the hood out of him

Guess MaMa Obama didn't teach her son NOT to WRITE ON THE WALLS!

Obama fills out his brackets for the 2011 NBA Final… Players Union Wins!!!!

"Dear diary, I still suck but no one cares."

Good grief he won't even write with his right hand!

Joe, I want you to put your nose in this circle until after the elections.

I will not lie to the American people.
I will not lie to the American people.
I will not not lie to the American people. (oops)

(from aside) "He'll stand there like that all day unless we get a teleprompter in here."

Damn I still can't connect the dots on this economy thing

"Obama was here, 2011″

"For a good time call me, Michelle, 555-5555″

After the Hip-Hop concert, Obama graffitis the White House bathroom.

Barney Frank and I did it in the third stall.

"Lesseee, 2+2= uh 3? no, 5 uh"

"The destroyer of economies was here"

The country is so broke Obama can no longer afford paper.

November 2011: “Obama was here, 2008″

Best wishes, Barry Soetoro, oops I mean Barack Hussein Obama

Obama signing his new tax bill

"Connect the Dots" only works when there ARE DOTS!

"If I write the numbers small enough no one will notice how big the debt is."

"I QUIT"

"Wait,,,,am I 'X' or 'O' ?"

Typical three year old: write on the walls.

Obama is so far left he even writes Left Handed!

It's hard to draw a hammer and sickle together, but you get the idea…

That Newt Gingrich thinks he's so smart,
but I bet I can beat him at hangman.

Just practicing my signature for my banquet tour when I loose next year.

His ego is so big he signs his autograph on walls.

Hire lefties. It's fun to watch them write.

Sure Rosie, I'll be happy to sign the back of your t-shirt.

(I can't remember what I wanted to write… where's a teleprompter when you need one?)