The secret to my success? Phony indignation.

I sure hope you didn't bring the megaphone. Michelle is loud enough without one of those.

We're killing the country. Why SHOULDN'T we dress like undertakers?

Did you wear your boots? Because with both of us in here, it's going to get real deep, real fast!

Oh, you'd love it. You set your own hours. Unlimited expense account. Your own travel agent. And the Secret Service keeps Michelle in the other end of the White House.

How would you like to be my "Racist with a Megaphone" czar?

Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us.

Dealing with the Devil.

The half white devil and the anti Christ.

Thank you Mr. President for the job at your TV network.

If I get reelected your my choice for race pimp czar.

Dumb and Dumber!

I hear the Attorney General position may be open soon. Can you tell me where I can get a fake law degree?

See Black Men can make it in America. We've just got to continue conning everyone. And heck, I get a retirement out of it – Whoo Hoo!

Which turkey will be pardoned for Thanksgiving?

"Pray for me, Al, for I have sinned."

See! Muslims and Christians can get along.

Phone President,Phony Reverend

Barry invites Al to his private mosque.

Evil comes in all colors.

"Gosh, Al, do you think I can be an Ordained Minister and an IMAM at the same time?"

"Just remember Barry, no matter what anyone says, the white man been holdin' you down!"

Al old buddy…you're doin' a fine job lyin' to the American people!! Keep up the race baitin'!!

"We'll make a great team, Barry. Me and Mini-Me!"

Birp.

" . . . and may the liberal racists destroy Cain, Amen."

The Blamist & the Racist

Barry talks with the one person with more whacked out ideas than himself & Soros.

"Don't worry, I keep a pardon all made up just in case you need it."

"I know, I have no idea what I'm doing either."

"I make you look good." "No I make you look good."

The Fast and the Scurious.

"You call yourself a reverend?" "Ha, you call yourself a leader?"

Sorry Barry, I used up all the race cards already.

Community Organizer meets community embarrassment.

"We liberal idiots have to stick together"

"Great idea, Al! The White House gets an exterior paint job and name change in 01/13."

How many Shovel-Ready jobs will it take to shovel this bullsh**?

Why these two stink: They are both full of sh**!

"Herman Cain doesn't stand a chance." "That's what they said about you!"

"Ain't it great, Al? We Democrats keep blacks enslaved to welfare for votes and get away with implying REPUBLICANS are the racists."

A Handshake Instead of a Kiss

"Hard to believe America's still believe our Racist BS"

Happy Cinco de Quatro Day to you, too.

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

Backstage at the Players Ball

Make sure you still have your wallet Mr. President, Sir.
You too Al.

Envy you I much.

Two brothers at the Pimp Convention.

Whitey is goin' down!
Fo shizzle!

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Barry
And Barry when you call me
You can call me Al

Enough bullsh** in one room to fill a dumpster.

When left bower meets joker of the same suit.

so much Sh*t, they had to start a second pile!

Moving on up… Next is the UN… After that, the world…

Resist we much! Al, you are a genious!

Can you believe we are not in jail!!

"I'm here to collect on our deal. Your soul, please."

"…Damn Brotha, You Look Almost Black In This Lite!"

You're the next best thing to Jeremiah Wright. Preach on my brotha!

Let's call to order this meeting of Racists Unite.

Yes, I feel your other hand…

(rewrite) Left bower meets joker of the same suit.

The Race Divider meets the Race Baiter

The Great pretender meets the pretender

Urkel and Jerkel

"Atta boy Al, just keep on pushing that racist and inequality crap!

Shouldn't you be apologizing for past transgressions?

How about that! The "Reverend" hangs out with the muslim who says we are no longer Christian.

The intelligence quotient in the room just went south.