In the dark. Always in the dark.

The Prince of Darkness welcomes two more fallen capitalists to his socialist hell.

Mama always told me I was the brightest kid in the room.

Where were you on the night of Tuesday, January 20, 2009?

The Transparent Administration

"Obama, why are you keeping us in the dark about this?"

Have we decided who we're going to whack next?

Don't worry Mr. President, the new shipment will be smuggled into the White House soon.

Mr. President, the shipment of illegal narcotics should be coming into port in about one hour.

No one suspects that the illegal firearms will be smuggled in from Mexico.

The White House tries out the new compact fluorescent bulbs

Everywhere I go the Heavens open and the light shines upon me. Sometimes I can even hear angels sing.

…and then three wise men followed my star, bearing gifts from George Soros, George Kaiser, and Jeffrey Katzenberg.

"Seance advice from Marx and Mao."

Where law and policy is actually made.

Add a Bulldog with a visor and a Great Dane and you'd have poker game!

Shadow Government at work.

Shadow Government

The day Obama went to the Dark Side.

Obama meets with the UAW and NEA to find out what he is to do next.

Shady. Very shady.

"I don't want anything to happen to Joe while I'm President."

1992, before the marriage: "Barry, your straw is shorter than mine. You have to take Michelle."

As soon as Corzine gets here with the $600 million we'll begin writing the next recovery act.

A couple of dogs short of a velvet painting.

In a back room, somewhere in the White House: "It's done, Mr. Soros. What would you like me to do next?"

Mr. Soros wants to know when the destruction will be complete, Barry.

This damn solar panel can't keep the lights on, no wonder why Solyndra went bankrupt.

Thank God your halo is keeping the room lit.

If you don't start work faster, Mr. Soros will put you back in his pocket and use someone else.

So… Obama… Iran will tke over your administration then we can kill the Chinese and erase the debt you owe them..

You come to Iran… you want to meet the king… you think waterboarding is torture? Stand up ass… let me show you torture in Iran..

We, the cartel, need thousands of automatic weapons to kill each other with… do you have someone that can supply us?

We promise not to use the thousands of illegal automatic weapons you give to the cartels, over the border.. girl scouts honor…

Do you know what penis flattening is… Obama? Real torture… welcome to Iran.

We have a problem Obama… this time you didn't visit the king in his chambers late at night, nor bow and kiss his hand… as you have done before… this concerns us… what have you to say..

Isarael is ready to nuke Iran… how long can we keep your scientists here… they are getting close…

Mahmoud Ahmedinajad with Obama… 'Jamie Fox would have made a better president… what happened to you Obama?

So… you weren't born at all… you just appeared!

Your nose looks good. This time… but after 20 years of carving on it… well.. Geppetto is threatening to sue us…

Geppetto has passed away… sorry… we would need one trillion more to continue… to keep your nore flat…

Frankly Mr. Obama, no experience, no college records.., birth record.. maybe you would be with better off to try in America.. they let anything happen..and we already have over 5,000 princes in Saudi Arabia alone…

Sorry Obama… there isn't one Imam that will renew your vows to the Quran or the Islam faith.. you're on your own after 2013…

But… I tired to be a good Muslim… they just caught me on my knees too much… We are sorry Barrack… you have been shunned until Allah shows us otherwise.

All you have to do now brother Barrack, Allah Wahkbar… is attack Israel for us first…nuke it, you will be a real king then..

So again dog!, How do you end up here in Tora Bora…
Well my christian, unclean, infidel, theiving, cheating and often revealing, whoring wife, Michelle… thought it read Bora Bora online… bad night I guess… your Islamness…

CIA Chief: Mr. President, now that we have arranged Bin Laden's safety & put him on a private island, what would you like YOUR media to say?

I love these photo ops that make me look God 'like'…don't you??

Even with the only light in the room on him, he's still in the dark…

So Barry, how much are our Obamacare & Obamanism exemption cards going to cost us? Checks payable to your campaign right?

Welcome to the Dark Side Mr. President

Dimwit

Shadow People

When all else fails, consult with the Dark Side.

"Damn,,,I thought Shadow People were just a figment of my imagination."

"This concludes the interview, Mr. Obama. Satan will now see you."

"So, how much can I get for Joe's soul?"

Failure in the Spotlight

The bottled water has any value but that's it.

Only the bottles worth anything.

Yes godfather…we made the koolaid look and taste like water. Your re-election is in the bag.

The bottled water has value but that's it.

Only the bottles are worth anything.

There is no one to the left of Obama.

The lights on but nobody's home.

"I've seen it before. He's just going to sit there till Soros arrives."

Mr.President if you have any more boyfriends you have snorted cocain & had sex with we need to know names so they have unfortunate "accidents" before the next election.

This is a little 'too' transparent. Can you darken the lights just a little more?