Come up and try my new batch of bull$hit, It's great!

This is milk I had to confiscate from a baby because he couldn't pay for it.

Mmm, they don't make milk like this in Kenya!

On the count of three, let's raise our glasses to America's downfall!

I would now like to give a toast to my hero – Karl Marx.

Trust me, all of you will need drinks to get through the rest of my term in office.

I's just water. I don't need booze to be loud, boastful, and arrogant.

The white Kenyan has a white Russian in the White House.

"Who the hell is Herman Cain???"

"Come one! Let's all get drunk on iced milk and Marxism."

And this liberal Kool Aid will solve all your problems.

I'd like to make a toast to socialism and dictators…

"Yeh, I'm milking America dry, but what did you expect?"

"Excuse me! When did I ever say I even LIKED the U.S.A.?"

"What, no camel milk?"

"While I'm president, the bad news for pro-lifers is tax funded abortion is here to stay. The good news is it's future Democrats being aborted."

"….and for only $47.29 you can get this much milk on my new economic plan."

The only person in America that can afford to drink milk.

"On my honor this is not raw milk."

Obama preaches on the perils of drinking raw milk.

"This is RAW MILK and I hereby declare it illegal!"

"I quite smoking but now I am a alcoholic."

The Food Safety Czar has provided Obama with possibly the last glass of raw milk available in the United States. It was obtained without the necessity of one of those obsolete court orders. All hail Obama!

"Who's got my cookies?"

Obama has no cookies.

Got Milk but No Cookies

Is there anyone here who hasn't had a good soaking yet?

Whiteys on the Rocks.

Got Socialism?

Hey, I can booze on the job if I want to. Who's gonna fire me?

"My motto? It's 'Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? Or in this case, the whole damn country!"

TRY THIS BULL MILK..I JUST GOT IT FRESH SQUEEZING WITH MY LEFT HAND

Stealing this milk from that baby earlier was so easy!

"Hey, the glass is half full! If I haven't lowered unemployment by 2016, Joe can take a stab at it for 4 years."

This milk is sour because of George Bush.

And for my next demonstration of my powers, I will turn this water into wine!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar…

"WHAT"?

"What Me Worry"?

What else is there to do besides blame Bush?

Doc said to drink alot of water to help pass all the bullsh*t!

Hey, John….why the long face?

I got rhythm
I got music
I got your cash
Who could ask for anything more ?

Telling lies always makes my mouth dry.

What did they expect me to do? I'm a Marxist!

What more can I say, I've graced you with my presence. Now finish drinking your Kool-Aid!

Don't blame me. You voted for me.

You don't really want me to follow the Constitution, do you?

we once just thought he was an idiot, now we know he governs drunk

"Where's my teleprompter? How am I supposed to give a toast without my teleprompter?"

I swear to drunk Im not God.

Im not as think as you drunk I am.

Kiss my glass.

I didn't even know I'd suck this much!

Half full. You'll get used to it.

Now will everyone lift their glass of kool-aid and…

Look, I am clean, bright, and articulate. Joe said so!

So I said to Larry S. "look baby what happens in the limo stays in the limo"

Okay very funny, who put brown chunks and ice in my milk?

If you will just try my new batch of Kool-Aid, I know I can win in 2012!

For the last time, I can not turn this water to wine! I'm not the Mesiah you think I am.

FOODSTAMPS FOR ALL!!!!

"..Hey, who are they gonna vote for , me, or the white guy who wants to…."fix stuff"?