Lean closer so I can poke you in the eye.

Guess which is longer,,,,my finger or my nose.

"Pull my finger."

You even look like an ass.

You, a second term? That's a good one.

no…sir… you are the King of Liars !

"Don't blame me for the Netanyahu sound bites! It was your job to make sure that the microphone had been turned off!

"I think you have a little speck of bullshit on your lower lip."

"No, that's incorrect. We gave YOU the Statue of Liberty."

Even us French think you're weak… now that's saying something!

You, Sir, are an idiot!

My wife is smokin hot.. yours wears drapes and calls it fashion!

I bet I could even kick your ass!

No, you are the stupidest person in any room you walk into.

And this is how we say FU in French sign language.

No, you make a stupid crack about the Netanyahuu first.

The voter's never like the size of your package in congress. Michelle is also upset that your other package is smaller than this.

You did a great job convincing Americans that our healthcare works.

"You know, Barry, your socilaist mumbo-jumbo is even French to me."

"You know, Barry, your socialist mumb-jumbo is even French to ME.

"The first rule of socialism is to look them straight in the eye and say 'this is going to be better for everyone!'"

You sir, have the intellect of a young Karl Marx, and the heart of Vladimir Lenin. And that ain't a good thing.

And if you say, "Pardon my French" one more time I'm gonna stick my finger in your eye.

"Is it true what they say about the way you people are gifted?"

You have replaced Jerry Lewis as France's favorite funny guy!

You think THAT was funny? You should have heard what Angela Merkel said AFTER they turned off the microphones! O-M-G!

Not to worry, Barry. We've still got some francs somewhere you can use after you destroy the dollar.

Hands up, mother-sticker, this is a f**k up!

"You know you are sitting with your back to the teleprompter?"

"So why is Mr. Soros standing there behind you"

"I've seen your French birth certificate, and it looks authentic, too."

(3:19 above is Sarkozy speaking)

"What, not enough money to light the fireplace?"

You're a dick.

You know, Nicholas, this talk about falling governments and failing curriencies is all Greek to me.

You, my friend, are a girl.

It's obvious to everyone that you have no idea what you're doing.

You want to borrow money from us? Pay off your debt to China first and then we'll talk.

Barry, you should have seen your face when you found out that microphone was on…Priceless.

Berlusconi has a better chance of winning as a write-in than you do!

You really think people are going to vote for you again?

Have you got somewhere I can put this?

I'd say that even Mickey Mouse could beat you in the election.

I bet I can make you smile.

I heard you were a run-a-way slave.

Tell me,is Michelle really as fat as people say?

I think you better listen to what Cain is saying.

How's your homeland of Kenya doing?

Tell me Obama… how is it 95% your black people in America today, look and behave exactly as you people fought to dispell before the sixties… you are a negro right?

Ahhh Ha Ha I get IT! You and Cain are related? Right?!

You are getting better at Socialism Barrack… if you win next term you say you want to unite Canada, France and the USA? You're kidding right?! Good one!

You expect me? Me? To keep that secret? So you are a Kenyan Muslim… you lasted three years so far you fox…

Smell my finger.. go ahead… Michelle and I had… 'lunch'…

Yeah Pelosi is a liberal… smell my finger. Its her. She sucks.. big time…

In Francais all women are shared… go ahead.. see if you can tell who it is.. smell my finger..

Bill Clinton tried this on me years ago Mr. President. Can you tell what my finger is now?

I am a ruler for life as ling as we kill our demonstrators… what will you do next year eh?

The Gillotine… it works everytime… you won't feel a thing.. really.. can I come and watch?

You are funny Obama… there are no WWII dead buried in France… WWII never happened Barrack! Haven't you heard? You are a funny man!

Yeah, but Hitler was Swahili… and he killed himself in the end? What will you do you funny man?

We bailed you guys out 233 years ago. Now it's your turn, jackass.

Hey, your nose is growing, too!

You're what we call in France "idiot du village."

Sujet atteint d'idiotie complète.

You the Messiah? Ha-Ha. That's a good one!

I get it. You're trying to be presidential.

"Now I know why you don't have a birth certificate – you're from Mars!"

"You're such a joker, Barry. If you're a real president then I'm Napoleon!"

"You didn't fool me, Barry, I always knew you were from some other planet."

You haven't said anything yet, but I just know that you're going to lie very soon.

No! You're the dumbass

Wait, you're telling me all you can say is "poly vu Francais" as well?

Ha ha. And YOU thought helping the Libyan rebels would bring you friends in the Middle East.

Ha ha. Do you realize how much effort it would be to dismantle the Statue of Liberty and send it back to us?

"Haha In less than 2 years, the next guy will be blaming everything on you!"

"I Know, I can't believe you're still in office either"

"I Know, I can't believe you're still in office either, Barry."

"Seriously, your best lead role has been Bedtime for Bonzo."

Don't point that finger at me Nikolas! You started the stupid talk about Netanyahu – I was just, well, uh, yeah!

I'm sorry, Mr. Sarkozy, I don't understand Russian.

You my friend need to get some tiger blood, then you could be Winning just like Charlie.

You can smell both our wives…Just sniff.

"YOU shut up!"
"No, YOU shut up!"

So what was michelle before the sex change gayboy?

Go ahead, pull my finger to smell Netanyahu's breathe.

Your such a wuss you make us look like badasses…

I heard you like cocain and gay men…with a wife that looks like yours it's understandable

You hate Israel too!!!

"You are an Idiot"

"You are a Failure"

"You funny man – you didn't tell me the mic was still on."

"You're gonna get fired….neee ner nee ner neeeee ner."

"Are you the 12th Imam??"

"I knew it…YOU are the 12th IMAM!"

Bet I can get you to insult Israel without even trying.

Hehehe — not even your own Communists think you're believable …

Mon Dieu — four years trying to suppress Freedom of Speech and all you end up with is a website dedicated to captioning your shortcomings?!!

Hehehe — at least I can say that I'm a bad president, but you're a failure as a president …

Mon cher, vous etes fou!

"Go ahead pull my finger again"

hey you FUCK YOU MAN

He likes the cock!

Pull my finger and you will hear my imitation of Michelle

"YOU think you'll be re-elected?! You really are as dumb as you sound"

I gotta tell ya, Barry…you really are a dumbass!

“World leaders respected Bush for saying, 'The buck stops here.' So what the hell’s YOUR problem?”

You think you can do socialism better than Europe?

You haven't a chance in hell of being re-elected.

You bring Michelle to me in a French Maid outfit, yes?

Smell this…I dig for economic ideas in a similar place as you.

Hey, I knew I recognized you! You're the guy who was in the teamsters rally videos on youtube!

I fart in your general direction!

Don't lbe so serious. It makes you look stupide.

Ha ha! You ACTUALLY thought that you are God's gift to America?!

"…YOU!!…..because of you , they forgot all about MY BS running of a country! I owe you one!