"Now listen up because I'm only going to say this one more time. Out of your $5 allowance, you keep one and I get four. Got it?"
Sweet! There's no white kids in this class!
No, see it takes four union workers to screw in a lightbulb.
You heard right! Joe's favorite book IS The Pokey Little Puppy.
"When I was your age, I wrote my thesis refuting Milton Friedman's defense of free enterprise and school choice."
Obama talks stragedy with his re-election committee
"You're wrong! I'm 4 times smarter and better looking than Netanyahu."
"There are four of us. Take me away and what's left?"
"A better world."
Four of these cars do not have acceptable carbon footprints
"The teleprompt, er I mean blackboard is behind me so you'll have to tell me your names again."
Let's practice again, kids… Four More Years!
no, kids–there are 4 persons in god: father, son, holy ghost, and Obama!
So, can we all agree? These are the only cars that won't ruin the Earth?
Not exactly what we had in mind when we said to get some class Mr. President.
1 out of 4 students get held back. Can you pick which of these students it was???
Barack Obama, doing for kindergartners what he has done for the economy, jobs and foreign policy.
Now let me be clear…I get 4 cars because I am the president.
"This is unacceptable. Why isn't your teacher taking you guys to a union protest?"
"You must listen to the truth of this country. Can you say 'Jeremiah Wright'?
Do you know who are talking to here child?! Fifteen trillion only has 3 zeros not 9…
Not one plus one equals three… not two… look at my fingers… the middle one is always stiff.. it got stuck.. but its still three…
No! One plus one equals three… not two… look at my fingers… the middle one is always stiff.. it got stuck.. but its still three…
Yeah! Thats right! I was tortured for 3 years by the white republicans and fox news, waterboarded and my candy taken away…
So.. we are now the new Obama gang… baddest on the street… this is our sign can you do it? Good… so again,be mean to your parents and brothers, sisters… force them to vote for me and you will get a big stimulus package…
So how many times at least must we pray a day, and to the east on the prayer blankets we just made in krafts? Yes very good… just three… five is better.. but three is ok…
…and when you have your fourth child, your welfare check is effectively doubled.
4 more years of me and you can kiss your futures goodbye.
"Just remember, you don't have to do your school work, just show up for recess and one day you too can be President.."
In Chicago we all get to vote three times and anyone on welfare too.
"You're 4 now, Abby, so it's time we start your transgender tolerance training, EPA appreciation and the evils of capitalism and a Christian-based culture classes."
Hi kids!!! My name is Herman Cain… I want to kill your parents and friends and eat you for dinner…
Who can tell me how many times you get to eat McDonalds a day… only four?
Yep… there was Podunk Nigress, and… how many dwarves?… Alldopedup, Simmpy, Shiftless, Stupid… and…Yomomma and???
One more time…4 kids in the class, 3 poor black kids and 1 rich white kid…the rich white kids parents are the reason your poor.
"There are 3 reasons why I should not be reelected, make sure you tell your mommy's and daddy's."