Seriously guys, help me out with this economy stuff. I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm still thinking about who to appoint as my "Playtime" Czar.
Did you bring your money? You can't play with these toys for free.
He still hasn't graduated Kindergarten.
I plan on registering all of you as democrats.
Oh yeah, I can name 57 letters in the alphabet.
Playtime's over kids, Joe wants his toys back.
Let me teach you kids the value of food stamps.
Once upon a time, there was an evil king named George Bush who reigned for eight years.
I will teach all of you how to vote for me multiple times.
I can count to three.
I think I am President for 4 years? What do you think it is??
…and some people say that Millard Filmore was the 4th president who was worse than I am.
"If I'm going to get kicked out after 4 years, and I've already served 3 years, then how many years do I have left?"
And the 4th reason you should elect me your class president is…
"OK, kids, today we're going to learn 3 new Barack Hussein Obama songs!"
"…and number three, I want to increase the marginal tax rate on wage-earners whose adjusted gross income exceeds a $250,000 threshold…"
"So, if I take 3 of William's cars and give them to Mary, isn't that fair?"
OK kids, I am borrowing several trillion from the Chinese….now they want future generations to co-sign the loan, so just sign the paper and pass it around.
"..and so, after you've frozen your target and personalized it, Rule #3 is that you start to polarize it."
Now take what the employer will pay you when you grow up and break it into 4 even parts. You will be allowed to have 1 part while the other 3 are used to pay for what I have spent.
If a dead person has voted for me three times, how many more times can they vote for me?
"So, when I outlaw the internal combustion engine and vehicles are powered 100% by green technology, they'll run about 4 miles between recharging stations…"
Help me out guys, I don't know what comes after three.
"See, with this cool thing called affirmative action, we get special status and can exclude whites, but they can't…"
"Between you and me, I'm trashing the Constitution so badly that I'll be lucky to make it *4* years."
A few years ago Bush read your class My Pet Goat. I'm going to read The Communist Manifesto and also use props to explain it to you.
Once around the board with your electric car then plug it in to recharge for four hours.
Things heat up at Obama's new cabinet meeting
Oh no, sweetheart, your parents owe me four times that much.
Finally he's the Big Man on Campus.
"For shizzle! You got it! The tax payers will pay for your food, education, and healthcare."
"All I need is your milk money, 4 days a week, and I can make sure Santa doesn't miss you this year."
"Unfortunatley kids, you were all born in America so you can never be president."
"what other plans do you have for me? Your healthcare plan was a hit ."
"Say it a little slower kids in-doc-trin-a-tion."
"Ok, I'll go over it one more time. Yes we can!"
"The way I see it, you guys will never get…uh, I mean, have to work a day in your lives."
"My daddy says that you are done after 4."
"No,No,No, This is the Muslin gang sign"!
"Mr. President, what's marxist?"
"Mr. President, what's a marxist?"
"My new Playground Bill will make sure that each student is entitled to 4 recess breaks a day, whether or not you do your school work."
"Oh Yea, well I have Four birth certificates"!
NO! My financial advisors tell me 2+2+2+2=4!
Peers at Playtime
Obama brainstorms with his peer group.
"…and if you play 'tea party' at home, you're a racist."
"Say it again, 'Herman Cain is an Uncle Tom'."
"1-2-3-4, and if we keep counting, we'll reach a Trillion!"
Remember what I told you, Tawana. There are 3 children at this table. So what do you do with your sandwiche?
That's right, you need to bring 4 of your friends to vote for me next year. Don't worry about their age, I'm from Chicago, we know how to take care of that.
four more years of me and you won't have to worry about having a job to drive to when you grow up.
"There's 4 cars in the parking lot with Herman Cain bumper stickers. We'll cut the tires and blame it on last years class."
"OK, here's how you do it: While I distract you with my left hand, I'm going to sneak my right hand over and steal all of Darrell's cars!"
"So, the 3 most important things to learn are:
1)How to fill out a government aid application
2)How to make a protest sign, and
3)How to speak Chinese."
The Pied Piper of Pennsylvania Avenue.
It's easy to choose your future. You've got:
You have to tell your parents "four more years" …
"Now listen up because I'm only going to say this one more time. Out of your $5 allowance, you keep one and I get four. Got it?"
Sweet! There's no white kids in this class!
No, see it takes four union workers to screw in a lightbulb.
You heard right! Joe's favorite book IS The Pokey Little Puppy.
"When I was your age, I wrote my thesis refuting Milton Friedman's defense of free enterprise and school choice."
Obama talks stragedy with his re-election committee
"You're wrong! I'm 4 times smarter and better looking than Netanyahu."
"There are four of us. Take me away and what's left?"
"A better world."
Four of these cars do not have acceptable carbon footprints
"The teleprompt, er I mean blackboard is behind me so you'll have to tell me your names again."
Let's practice again, kids… Four More Years!
no, kids–there are 4 persons in god: father, son, holy ghost, and Obama!
So, can we all agree? These are the only cars that won't ruin the Earth?
Not exactly what we had in mind when we said to get some class Mr. President.
1 out of 4 students get held back. Can you pick which of these students it was???
Barack Obama, doing for kindergartners what he has done for the economy, jobs and foreign policy.
Now let me be clear…I get 4 cars because I am the president.
"This is unacceptable. Why isn't your teacher taking you guys to a union protest?"
"You must listen to the truth of this country. Can you say 'Jeremiah Wright'?
Do you know who are talking to here child?! Fifteen trillion only has 3 zeros not 9…
Not one plus one equals three… not two… look at my fingers… the middle one is always stiff.. it got stuck.. but its still three…
No! One plus one equals three… not two… look at my fingers… the middle one is always stiff.. it got stuck.. but its still three…
Yeah! Thats right! I was tortured for 3 years by the white republicans and fox news, waterboarded and my candy taken away…
So.. we are now the new Obama gang… baddest on the street… this is our sign can you do it? Good… so again,be mean to your parents and brothers, sisters… force them to vote for me and you will get a big stimulus package…
So how many times at least must we pray a day, and to the east on the prayer blankets we just made in krafts? Yes very good… just three… five is better.. but three is ok…
…and when you have your fourth child, your welfare check is effectively doubled.
4 more years of me and you can kiss your futures goodbye.
"Just remember, you don't have to do your school work, just show up for recess and one day you too can be President.."
In Chicago we all get to vote three times and anyone on welfare too.
"You're 4 now, Abby, so it's time we start your transgender tolerance training, EPA appreciation and the evils of capitalism and a Christian-based culture classes."
Hi kids!!! My name is Herman Cain… I want to kill your parents and friends and eat you for dinner…
Who can tell me how many times you get to eat McDonalds a day… only four?
Yep… there was Podunk Nigress, and… how many dwarves?… Alldopedup, Simmpy, Shiftless, Stupid… and…Yomomma and???
One more time…4 kids in the class, 3 poor black kids and 1 rich white kid…the rich white kids parents are the reason your poor.
"There are 3 reasons why I should not be reelected, make sure you tell your mommy's and daddy's."
"We have one sandwich that I will divide into 4 equal pieces…see, 1, 2, 3, 4. Now, I keep all four pieces and you all go on welfare."
Damar, Marke, Martha . . . Oh, wait. That's not a teleprompter.
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