What he gets for soaking America dry.

Another thing I haven't fixed

"Barney, did anyone ever tell you that you spit a lot when you talk?"

Obama finally realizes that his jobs plan is indeed all wet.

"Next time I meet with Barney Frank, somebody please get me a raincoat!"

Damn! What will I do today since I can't golf?

Obama secretly begins practice for getting soaked in 2012.

"Well I guess that didn't work out too well, either!"

I work too hard at this job.

That'll be the last time I hit the ball into the water.

I guess I'm in hot water now.

There's something fishy about this character…literally.

After having searched the depths of the toilet for his next idea.

Obama after seeing his latest approval rating

Who rained on my parade?

"Help me. I'm melting!" said the Wicked Witch of Washington, after having a bucket of water thrown on him.

Bullshit-induced climate change

Barry has stopped being shocked when random people stop to piss on him…

"I told that idiot we must continue our reign. Somebody tell Joe to stop dancing."

Well, that's the last time I jump into the sewer to find my next plan.

He's all wet. So what's new?

Why does Joe keep shoving my head into the toilet?

Bo thought he was a fire hydrant.

How do we trust him with the country when he doesn't even know how or when to use an umbrella?

America pisses all over Obama after having been pissed on by his administration for almost three years.

Obama wipes his backside.

Barry after being asked about Eric Holder, Fast n Furious and Solyndra.

Keep washing, you'll never be clean.

Wow, tough crowd

Thanks Joe, I only wanted to know what a golden shower was.

Oh no, I'm melting, what a cruel world, melting….

Soros forgot to tell him that it was raining.

"I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!"

"Damn… There for a moment I thought they found my REAL birth Certificate"!

"…..Sure Am Glad Kindergardeners Can't Vote."

I don't why she asked if her butt looked big in that dress?!

Boy, you would think I would be used to the heat after living in the lake of fire.

Darned Republicans' kids!

Whew! Thanks to Soros, the Wall Street protesters came along just in time!

Mr. Soros really needs to improve his aim!

I have a really big mouth. You'd think Soros could hit it!

I'm sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.

There taking this "piss on you" quiet literally

Who threw that water ballon?

Sweating like a you know what at election time.

Damn it Michelle! I am awake.

The "Laugh-In" gang never did this to Rihard Nixon!

Even Joe Biden has enough sense to come in out of the rain.

I got pissed on cause I pissed of the country.

Can't we
get a drone to take care of these pigions!

I know this is George Bush's fault.

Karl Rove must be at his weather machine again.

Even nature hates Obama.

If any more rain gets on me, my true colors might get revealed!

Reign, reign, go away!

I caused the rain to fall on america's economy, now the rain shall soon fall on my presidential career.

Joe, you're supposed to piss on the American people, not on me.

I wouldn't sweat so much if I had a teleprompter

How did I fall for that 18th green at 9pm trick?

I don't understand why I can't wash off the stench of raping the country.

My job creation is working, now it's the white people picking the cotton I use to wipe my ass!

What's this wet stuff? Normally my ego is so huge it keeps my head above cloud level.

Confucius say: "A man who doesn't have the sense to come in from the rain is a damp fool."

Will someone make that bald eagle stop sh*ttng on me.

"Ok,,,,,who dropped the water balloon??"

Water-blaster
30 feet
Direct hit

When Obama sweats he REALLY sweats!

Not even smart enough to carry and umbrella.

Obama really is "all wet".

Does this hankerchef make my ass look big ?

Whew! Michelle's got a mean left hook!

I didn't get this wet when I parted the Red Sea!

Drip

"What do ya mean I'm sweating the 2012 vote?"

Damn. In 2008 I could walk on water.

Man-made climate change:
In 2008, he could walk on water.

The republicans really are raining on my parade.

Obama tries to wipe off butt ugly, but it's there to stay.

"Would the founding fathers cry,
If they saw me from heaven"

(parody of an Eric Clapton song)

"You mean that I have to stand up and answer for this mess – I created?"

Who taught George Bush how to make it rain ?

Proof positive: NOT made of sugar.

Knowing when to shed a crocodile tear over the state of the nation …

January 20, 2013

"This rain is falling faster than my popularity"

"Damn you Al Gore and your global warming"

My Rain Czar should be here by now with my umbrella.

God soaked him because Obama first soaked us.

See, I really am black.

"Damn American Eagle's"

A pleasant turn of events: The Soakee gets Soaked!

Obama finds out what it feels like to get soaked.

Man, even God hates me.

The Rain Czar must be angry.

Barack Obummer

Why is the tea party doing this to me?

Obama, why don't you just command the rain to stop?

This won't happen once I'm king of all creation.

"Damn Bald Eagles"

FAIL

Why isn't the rain stopping? I rebuked it five minutes ago.

Yeah, those OWS folks sure do know how to party…

I think it's funny when they spit. It makes them think I'm not going to raise their taxes.

That pelican doesn't like me either

Ugh. Mother Nature must have been bribed by the Koch brothers.

It never rained like this in Kenya.

The trunk on the GOP mascot really works.

I think I should start taxing rain.

Damn… I never should have tried to grope that Marine… damn helicopter!

Well I guess Hillary doesn't want to run as my new VP… ow…

I had to try… I guess Pelosi isn't really a guy after all… nothing behind the zipper… that'll bruise…

Maybe if I do this… the media will think I am crying…

They can't see me now… my magic white hankie always works…

Joe Plumber's Revenge

Close, but we were praying for a lightening strike.

Obama's Version of Sunshine

It DOES rain in Hell.

Someone always rains on Obama's parade.

Secret Service failed to get Water-blaster away from Herman Cain.

"Damn Secret Service! They let Joe play with the Water-Blaster again!"

"At least Boehner didn't get the stick in my eye this time!"

Oh Reggie, bullseye!

When he reigns, we poor.

(or) When he reigns, we're poor.

When it rains, it pours.
When he reigns, we're poor.

Damn, I forgot how much Chris Matthews likes me.

Damn it Olbermann, not in my eye

Damn eagles really are copious defecators aren't they?

These fools… this works great…they ignore me more and more… 4 more years ahead…

So this is the 'hot seat'… hmmm I can either laugh or I can defect…

Ohhh.. I am very distraught… and saddened… the Paterno project actually worked… way to go Holder.. another notch in the sickle…

Look at that dumbass Cain on stage… I am half white – he isn't… no chance brother…

Excuse me. I have to go… its hot outside today… and no, I had nothing to do with Herman Cain's horrible molestation, abuse, rape and probably racist torture activities of late…

Thats now two out of the three of the top republican candidates down… good going Napalitano and Holder… Cain, and white women… who would have thought of that other than me and P Diddy…

Trooper Joseph Plumber puts Obama through the roadside sobriety test, allowing him to use one eye… after he was caught chasing his camel against the flow of traffic…

Hides rrom the right… looks to the left.

This is the new game in class today, kids!!! Remember 'peek-a-boo'? Who can forget? This is our new game for now on… 'Obama-boo'..!