That tea partier is such a meanie!
Why does Fox News keeps saying mean things about me?
Why does Fox News keep saying mean things about me?
Fine, don't bow to me.
I want Nancy Pelosi back!
"But, I don't want to wear this bow tie!"
"I was, too, born in a manger!"
"Only 46%?? But, I'm the Messiah!"
"It's nit fair! Why won't they pass my jobs bill now?"
"It's not fair! Why is Angela Merkel's Mercedes bigger than my Cadillac?"
"Michelle, tell them to stop picking on me!"
Joe, leave me alone, my prostate is fine.
*sniff sniff* Michelle has been eating at the Target Cafe again.
You mean, they are allowed to vote for who they want?
I'm humbled to be your King
Ladies and Gentlemen, the leader of the free world and President of the United States of America; Barack Obama.
I'm taller and much more dashing than Napolean was.
I want a banana.
…..and THIS is how I look just before I cry.
I want my socialism and I want it NOW.
"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General"
Dammit Joe, Take Beano before and there'll be no gas.
This is how I will look after I make myself KING!
I'll bet FDR never "wow-ed" 'em this good!
Hey Andy, what is Aunt Bea bringing us for lunch?
I bet if I stick my tongue out I can lick my nose.
It's good to be the king!
While everyone else is saying the Pledge of Allegiance to Flag of the United States.
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
Our Commander in Chief. sigh
My Mommy always told me I was what Willis was talking about.
(Sniff sniff) They don't like me! They REALLY don't like me!
Why are they against me? Don't they realize that I, their lord and master, know what's best for them?
Fugly Thug Mug
Someone took my teleprompter, now I don't know how I'm going to lie to everyone.
But I want to go golfing!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm goin' the garden and eat me some worms.
"If I can pull my bottom lip up over my face, no one will know it's me."
Maybe if I pout I'll get the sympathy vote from all the little old ladies! Or at least a cookie.
The clown frowns
Cheer up Obama, it's not like you'll have a second term to screw up.
Ummm…wonder what else I can f!@# up!?
You can't make me do it.
Just try it and see what happens.
This tie makes me look like a jerk.
If you guys don't pass my jobs bill, I'm going to hold my breath until I turn blue!
A clown frown
What would Kwame Kilpatrick do next???
I DO NOT look like Curious George!
Mr. President, are you proud to be an American?
Mr. President, please say a few words in support of our veterans?
Did you hear what Bill Clinton wrote about you?
Mr. President, please explain the good you've done as president.
I raised my hand and told you I had to go potty! Too late now!
Here's the guy that made Jimmy Carter look good.
Hmmm! Is that the light at the end of the tunnel?I think it's only V.I.Lenin's lamp.
…and Kermit the Frog thinks it's not easy being GREEN!
Congress won't do what I tell them to. (sniff)
Get that lip back in or a bird will s@#t on it.
Nope, I still don't give a shit
Nope, I still do not have a clue
I think I can… I think I can… Aweee… Who the hell am I kidding?!
Damn it, I hate it when Rush is right.
Rush is right…
I am a failure.
"Shit! Who invited my Grandmother!"
If you don't do as I say, I'm telling my Mommy! M O M! The Republicans won't do as I tell them.
My ears are NOT getting bigger
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