Enjoy this taxpayer funded candy!

I stole this candy from the wealthy and I'm redistributing it to you.

By the way, this candy isn't free.

Trick or treat? My administration is all tricks and no treats!

Here sweetie, would you like some of my bull$hit?

Go ahead. I sold my sould for less.

My teleprompter is indicating that I'm supposed to give you candy now.

Michelle is allowing sugary treats to be passed out to children?! Where's the real Michelle?

I'm sorry kids, my wife had half of the candy before you got here.

I'm running out of candy. Michelle, go get the voter registration cards.

Do you have any idea how much this candy is going to cost you later?

"You're right! I am pretty scary, aren't I?"

Mr. President, my mommy said that I'm not supposed to take anything from strangers.

"Your dad says I'm scary? What's your dad's name & address, sweetie?"

"Here's a treat for you, and tell your folks the trick is coming soon!"

"Who, us? We're pretending to be President & First Lady!"

"First, tell me if you're a Democrat or a Republican."

No sweetie, Mrs. Obama is not wearing a mask.

Here's something scary: an old white guy makes over a thousand times what your mother makes.

"Sorry, honey, but I need to save these for the illegals farther back in line!"

here kid`s enjoy now this will cost you your grandchildrens lunch money.

Her ya go, That'll be $16.00 for the muffin. Happy Halloween.

"One for you, three for me, one for you, five for me…..

"Look Michelle, it's Nancy, Joe, and Harry."

"See how this works? In the future, you'll get all your meals this way!"

Yummy dried fruit – just what every kid wants for Halloween!

A few of the Chicago voters turned up at the White House for Tricks and Treats.

Treats at taxpayers expense: $100.00 each
Photo-op: Priceless

Under Obama, even kids have to wait in line for government food.

"The earlier we addict them to government entitlements, the better!"

"Here's your candy. Now remember to vote early and vote often."

"There's your taxpayer-funded candy…now follow the line to my campaign donation box."

"I don't like spiders, but Daddy hoped she'd be a black widow on Halloween."

Aren't you John Boehner's grand daughter? Give me you candy so I can redistribute it to the Democrats children.

We have to get these children hooked on government handouts while they are still young.

"Reminds me when I was a child of standing in the cheese lines. now its just bu!!$hit and candy."

"I'll explain one more time, kid. If your parents' AGI is under $50K, you get two candy bars…over $50K and I take three out of your bag and put it in mine."

Above 7:26 ending should be ."…put them in mine."

Mr. President, your costume is scary.

"one for you, one for you, three for you…."

"Step right up kids and put your candy in the basket, I'll take it from there."

"Mr. President, can you tell me why Mr. Biden is in line back there?"

Re-distribution. It's a tough habit to kick.

(Michelle) "How'd this white kid get in line ahead of the African American and Hispanic kids? Racism and discrimination!"

(voice off to the side) "She arrived 5 minutes earlier, Mrs. Obama."

Oh, hello little white girl! There's no razor blade in this!

You can have just a taste, and then you have to give the rest back to me.

Mrs. Obama says these Pumpkin Licks won't make you fat or give you the diabetes. Please curtsey and say thank you, your Highness

Go ahead, take it. Your grandchildren will have to pay for it, not you.

Here's your $150 bag of fruit paid for by the 53% of Americans who pay taxes.

And here's your treat that we paid for on credit from the Chinese.

Don't be scared little girl, I promise the First Lady isn't wearing a mask.

How do you think I feel little girl? I have to wake up to her looking like this every morning.

You're not going to egg the White House are you?

Did you know that George Bush wanted to ban Halloween?

Mr. Obama, you're exactly like candy – you have no substance.

Did you know that I made these treats come from just five loaves of bread and two fish?

You got a rock from the other house? George Bush must live there.

Take this piece of candy and just out of camera view is a kid that deserves it more. Give it to her.

You can have a piece of candy for the photo op but as soon as it's over I'm going to redistribute it to the kids behind you.

Put your candy in the basket, kid. You'll take this carrot stick and like it!

The Trick would be getting her to lose 48 pounds.
The Treat would be losing them both after 48 months.

We want candy, not carrot sticks.

We know you're our daughter. You can't eat it, this is just for the photos.

Obama launches his "Sugar Redistribution" plan.

Ya know Barry, at least G.W. dressed up like a cowboy.
What are you? Oh that's right, your pretending to be President

Great costumes!
A know it all cunt &
A know nothing pussy

Training young Democrats.Just stand in line,put out your hand and get something for doing nothing.

You may hold this candy, but if you want to keep it, please see the woman in red, who has some forms for you to fill out.

Here is your Candy! Now give Michelle your Trick or Treat Tax

The newly appointed Halloween Czar passes out candy with the Obamas

Socialist brainwashing has begun.

"Thank you for the candy, little girl. Next? Trick or treat. Whaddya have for me?"

"There are only the three of us, the rest are looking for jobs so they can pay their share of the debt."

"Happy Halloween, here you go. That'll be $50,000."

Oh look, communist dressed like the President & First Lady acting like socialist.

According to my teleprompter, I'm supposed to put these treats in your bag at this moment.

If Bush were president, he would outlaw trick-or-treating.

If you got a treat you don't like, just blame it on the previous house.

Mr. Obama, the real reason I came here is to tell you what a horrible president you are.

Mr. Obama, whatever you're trying to give me is not easy to swallow.

Just take whatever I give you with a grain of salt.

Did you bring your wallet, sweetie?

Technically, the government will own you if you take these treats.

No sweetheart, Mrs. Obama is not going to eat you.

When you eat these at home, do it in remembrance of me.

you will need to eat allott of these to be a BIG as Nichelle

I'm sorry that all we have left is healthy stuff. Michelle ate all of the candy.

Now, we'll take the candy you earned trick-or-treating and redistribute to all the children that didn't go trick-or-treating…and that's how socialism works.

Barry Starts a new Halloween tradition at the White House.
He dresses as the worst president in US history, stands next to an idiot dressed as a red pepper, and takes candy from the kids that will not even dignify his position enough to even dress up

I can only give you candy if you promise to tell your friends to not toilet paper and egg the White House.

"Chinese fortune cookies? No candy?"

(rewrite of 10/29, 5:20)
“The earlier we get them addicted to government entitlements, the better!”

No one knows more Tricks than the guy handing out the Treats.

Hypocrisy in action: Obama handing out Treats to the children who will pay for all the Tricks he has pulled.

Inside every treat: a bill for $48138.99.

"My daddy says for all the dirty rotten tricks you've pulled on us these better be some pretty damn good treats!"

I give you a hand-out and you vote for me. Government at its best.

Tell your parents there's more where that came from. All they have to do is vote for me.

Little girl, look at the two kids behind you. Who said you could have such a nice dress and coat?

Sorry, Mr. president, my daddy won't let me occupy any street.

Little girl, I need to take your basket of candy and give it to the girl behind you.

Hold on tight, with both hands – we'll get all the money out of your pockets later.

Have you seen the Money Fairy? I need to find her!

Yes, You do look like Barney Frank!

Why do I have to give mine to you, and you give mine to them?

One for you, Two for me…

It's a subpoena. Just take it and do what it says but don't tell anyone where you got it.

No, you can't trade it in for a car.

No, we're not all witches. Mr. Yosses is a red pepper.

Mrs. Obama is a witch. Mr. Yosses is a red pepper. And I'm a Soros Puppet.

HA HA!! IF this was a picture of a white president and all white kids, it would be racist!

"Mr. President, there's a chinese kid at the back of the line that says he is going to take all of the candy. Is that true"

Why are they calling you Daddy Barry?

'And now here's YOUR little stimulus, you little spoiled Gov dependent brats..
I hope by caring for your resulting tooth rot will stimulate the dental industry enough to, in turn, create revenue enough to budget more candy thereby creating a sustainable factor in one area of Obamacare.. TRICK or treat!

'Here you go, we call this FREE handout our Gov Participating Dental/Chinese Candy Stimulus! Or ToothRot=SustainableyRevenue for short.

Michele's ass is wide enough, she doesn't need anymore candy