Michelle, you want the fattiest item on the menu, right?

Let's order everything. It's not like we're going to pay for it.

It looks like I forgot my wallet, so I'm going to go print some more money really quick.

Don't worry about those ugly purple jeans, they'll still say you look wonderful.

"You don't think there's a chance that any illegals work here, do you?"

"This was the only Mexican restaurant I could find with enough parking space for Air Force One!"

"I think I'm going to order the 'Burrito as Big as My Ego.'"

"Michelle, this stuff gives me heartburn and goes right to your thighs — whose idea was this, anyway?"

"All I can say is that eating at this dump better get me a few Hispanic votes!"

"Barack, would you please ask the manager for the name of their interior designer?"

Don't worry about how much it costs. Some future generation will pay.

Don't bother reading the bill and the taxpayers will pay. That's how congress does things.

This stuff doesnt look good, lets go to the Target Cafe….

Wow Michelle, I love how your Target slacks match the plastic seats.

I swear I have no idea who the woman behind me is!!

Michelle, I don't think it's a good idea to order everything on the menu…your ass will get stuck in the booth!

Barry, you can only have a cup of vegetable soup…I'll take 2 Gigante Burritos, a bowl of refrieds, a plate of Mexican rice, and a gallon of guacamole… oh, and a diet Coke.

Refried beans, fried shrimp, fried Snickers bar, what's the difference? I love everything fried!

They will soon call this American food.

Do you think they'll let me order a second term?

Barry endures his panic attack before election day.

Remember Michelle we need to act like the commoners

I'll tell 'em you had the veggie enchilada if you tell 'em I quit smoking.

"Barry, darling, pa-leese don't have the bean burritos – the world couldn't stand hot air blowin' out of both ends!"

Yes, Michelle, I know the girls wanted to go to McDonalds, but McDonalds said they would spit in my food if I ever brought you back in there.

Yes, Barry, I KNOW this place LOOKS like a Mexican restaurant. It's not. It's a Chinese restaurant. The Mexican restaurant went broke because YOU wouldn't give them a healthcare exemption.

Michelle, I think your food will be right out. I think I hear the waitress singing "Ya' haul 16 tons and what do ya' get?"

"DAMMIT BARRY, you had to pick the Mexican restaurant that has 'La Cucaracha' on the jukebox and on the silverware.

You better enjoy this now. In 2013 it's back to the soup line at the homeless shelter.

No Michelle, the spandex slacks don't make your butt look big. The quadruple burrito platter with extra beans makes you butt look big.

If we eat at some more Mexican restaurants, I'm sure all the illegal, I mean undocumented, aliens will vote for me again!

Where's the other Booth when you need him.

January 21, 2013

"you know Michelle, we can always get seconds, the taxpayers are paying again."

"Don't worry if the press hears about you eating that hot tamale, Michelle. They always keep our secrets."

Dining out with the illegal future demmy voters in the hood.

February, 2013. The Obamas are now back in their old groove of what was once considered "the high life."

We have to tip the waiters? They're the ones that should be giving me more money.

Michelle, why do you have to order everything? Can't you just stick to four meals like usual?

Hey Barry, I heard they have great fish tacos.

Honey, order anything you want. The taxpayers are paying.

Hmm… I don't see socialism on the menu.

This place must be owned by the Tea Party. Big government isn't on the menu.

This restaurant is racist! There is only Mexican food on the menu!

After the downfall of Capitalism this restaurant closed so the Obamas will be waiting a very long time for service.

"Barry, seriously! I can't eat here! Get the order to go then we'll take it home and redistribute it to the dog."

No, Michelle, Joe says not to worry. He says that we'll get 99 weeks of Unemployment, and by then, the Republicans will have the eoonomy fixed. No Michelle, Joe says that since everything is Bush's fault, they won't deny our claims.

We can fly to an ice cream shop for desert, the tax payers will pay for it.

Is anyone looking Barry? If not I'm having the deep fried burger topped with bacon, bologna, and deep fried cheese!

OK. So here we are for dinner in Mexico. How does breakfast in Switzerland sound?

No, really, if you want to order the buy one get one free burrito meal for yourself, go ahead, I specifically said, no camera's on this dinner outing.

God! The things we have to do to fool the 'little people'

I want whoppers and fries, not tacos.

I don't see one veggie meal on this menu Barry. Did I hear you say good?

I can get heartburn just as easy on three, as I can on one.

OK, we'll order salads out here for the photographers and have the Secret Service get the fried burritos in the back to go.

"Hey Michelle, did you know that they print things on something other than a teleprompter?"

"Two tacos and a drink for $10? This inflation thingy is getting out of control!"

"I can't read it, can you read it? Why is it in Chinese?"

"No taco salad for me unless they substitute arugula for the iceberg."

the girl looking back is thinking "there goes the neighborhood!"

Hey! My menu says, "No socialists, no shoes, no service."

Hey! My menu says, "No socialists. No shoes, no service."

Michelle, just order something healthy, we'll stop by McDonalds on the way home.

Huh! I thought they'd be more impessive.

How can they order without a teleprompter?

Obama contemplates "citizenship" in yet another country.

Buffalo Left Wings

Barbecue Left Wings

Relax.. we can eat here, they don't have TV's where they're from.

I hope she doesn't order tamales again…

Remember, you can order whatever you want – it's only taxpayer money.

Michelle, get used to it, just order… I need their vote.

Its only 3 times a day Michelle, I want them to like me…