Jay your so funny, you wouldn't really hit me would you? Would you?

Even Hollywood wants to knock him out of office.

Rock 'em Sock 'em Slow-bots.

you Call me Joe again and …

A 'hit tv show' we'd all like to see.

Once again, The Tonight Show's ratings take a dive.

HAHA…really Jay I tax the rich more.

Name the biggest joke on Monday evening's "Tonight Show."

The Joker and the joke.

"Tax the rich? Just try to take an even bigger chunk out of my income!"

"This is spooky! You look just like Ted Kennedy!"

Leno shows Letterman how to handle Obama.

You're kidding Jay… people hold their hands like that to fight?

You can't touch me Jay… I'll play the race card on you.

I still can't believe how many people I screwed to become President!

Obama Occupies Leno!

I'm sticking to the script you Oreo!

If anyone gets voted off the island, Barry, it's going to be you.

"C'mon, Jay… You know I'm just going to rope-a-dope, as usual!"

Jay prepares to rope a dope.

Late Night Infomercial.

"Hey, Jay, this isn't fair! Everyone knows I'm a lightweight!"

Stop it Jay! I'm laughing so hard at these American chumps that I peed my pants!

Show number 2 who's the boss, Barry!

The new segment on the Jay Leno show: Slug-a-Thug

Obama explains to Leno how "redistribution of wealth" works.
Leno explains to Obama how "redistribution of fists" works.

"Ok, Barry – we'll call this 'redistribution of my fists'!!

Jay you really screwed over Conan, but I screwed over the whole country.

And now that he is "dead" Muammar Gadaffi can register to vote back in my home precinct in Chicago

Leno: I voted for you so I get to keep my money… Right?
Obama: Yes, we only redistribute Republican wealth LMAO

If I knock the F–k out of you ,I can win the the GOP nomination,and be the next joke in the White house..

Obama laughs as Jay explains how he just stole his American flag pin. (He'll find out later tonight that wasn't all Jay took)

Barry, here's how the few patriotic Americans who can stomach your face have to watch you on TV. Think I'm joking?

"I bet you I will get twice as many viewers if I kick your ass right now!"

"I wonder how many more Americans will have nightmares seeing you right before they go to bed?"

"Jay thinks I'm laughing at his jokes..little does he know I'm wearing my butt plug"

Jay doing the "rope-a-dope" on the Dope.

Yea, We all know you love America !

Is this how you hold the kids upside down by their legs and shake the change out of them ?

Yea, and Castro never Lied either !

And you can hold a hammer in one fist and a sickle in the other!

JL: You're the only man I know that can sit like that…it must be true that you don't have any balls!

By the end of your presidency, everybody will be lined up, pounding on the tables with both fists, yelling where's my gruel!

You just hold them upside down by both legs and shake them until all the money comes out of their pockets.

As President of the United States I have nothing better to do than appear on late night talk shows.

First, they'll put you in handcuffs.

If you don't laugh at my next joke Mr. President, I will knock your punk ass out! Fear the chin!

I told the president of GE, you know the guy you gave all the tax breaks to, if you let me host the Tonight Show again, I will have you on as much as they want.

"Hey Jay, I can't believe that they all believed all that 'change you can believe in' crap that I said a few years ago hahaha"

Which one is the REAL comedienne?

Hey Barry, you promised me I could keep ALL my cars with your new plans!

And I wouldn’t have to sleep in them, either!!!!!!

Jay: So if I clinch my fists and bear down, I can squeeze out a law?

Obama: Yep, that's how I do it.

Jay: So if I clinch my fists and bear down, I can squeeze out a law?

Obama: Yep, that’s how I created Health Care Reform

What do you mean you want to tax by the chin size?

وهذه لا تزال dumbasses صوتت لك

No joke…Americans would love to pummel the smug right off that face.

Jay auditions to replace Rohm

I one hand I've got the number of jobs you've created and in the other hand I've got the number of voters you're going to lose on 2012. Which is the higher number?

Every Time you Mention Raising the Taxes on the Rich, I Just Cringe!

If That Secret Service Agent wasn't standing behind you, I'd punch out your lights!

You wouldn't hit me would you Jay ? Would you ????

You shoulda' brought your teleprompter a$$, that was my line…..

Just hang in there TIGER (Woods)….all these (swing) CHANGES you are making will get better and then you will be back on top again.