Woohoo! I get to play golf after this!

I found the 0.000001% of America that still thinks I'm doing a good job!

Reach out your hand so that I may heal you!

Reach out your hand if you want free government sh*t!

I'd like to thank all our brave corpse-men around the world.

(Note: He actually DID say this. LOL)

^ Sometimes, the things Obama says just can't be beaten

"Bring some more money over here — I'm running out!"

"Step right up and get your Obamacare waivers right here!"

"Now, watch this! They won't even notice me pick their pockets with my left hand!"

Can someone give me a hand moving out of the White House?

Where the heck did we find Soldiers willing to shake MY hand?

Barack thinks he is picked to compete on Wheel of Fortune

I'm supposed to shake their hands even though they're fighting my Muslim brothers?

Hey! Somebody get a photo! A corpse man shaking my hand!

Hey look at me, I'm a patriot too!

Joe,

Get the Handwipes.

Mr. President, we the American people demand our money back.

I dooooonnnn'ttt wannnnnnnaaaaaaaa shake their hands!!

Do you think they will realize these are manikins ?

Barry greats the three service men who voted for him

Help! Help! Please don't make me touch the peasants

My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

I wonder if any of these guys would take Michelle off my hands?

Who are these people and why are they all dressed the same?

I need a hand!

Gheeshe,,,,,does everybody have their hand out!!??

A handshake instead of a kiss….thankfully!

Obama keeps them busy while Joe steals their wallets.

Hand Jive

Glad Handing

"Hey Joe….is this called glad handing??"

Look at all the hand outs

Help! They want me to enlist!

Someone, get me out of here! They keep talking about friendly fire!

Their lieutenant warned them not to feed the animals.

First one to toss a IED in his mouth gets a week's leave.

"Told ya I'm a handyman!"

Look Michelle I'm touching white people

Hand Job

Two words: hand sanitizer

"Dressing these Wall Street protestors up as soldiers for a photo op was a great idea!"

"Help! They're trying to take their money back!"

Obama welcomes the Chinese army into D.C.

They like me! They really like me!!!

It's a trap. This isn't money it's green clothes!!

Hey… why are these guys all dressed alike?

W00 Hoo Look at the Dumb-asses

Are you sure these guys went through the metal detector?

"They love me? That's what they told Kadafi."

A handshake instead of a kiss.

Good job, Joe!! I never would have thought of using fake hands for a photo op!"

Photo Op #457: Obama and fake hand shaking.

Obama getting ready to bite the hands that feed him.

"I'm a real hands on type of guy!"

"And next I get to kiss some babies?"

"HEY – somebody bring me my fake hand. One more handshake and I won't be able to grip my golf club!"

This republican, uhhhh, fine serviceman, just "volunteered" for another tour!

"Just a little advice regarding my second term:
Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what your president will do to your country."

Hey! Stop pushing! OK, OK, I'm gonna schmooze with the infidels.

See Joe? I told you they didn't have any more money.

Hey Joe, I just thought of a great thing! When we leave Iraq, the military unemployment is going to skyrocket!

"Come on over, Michelle. So far they don't bite."

"What did you say these guys do?"

"Hey Mr. Soros, putting the press corp in military uniforms was a great idea!"

I'll bet that MY National Defense Force could kick these guys butts in battle!

You think they'll still want to shake my hand when I stop paying them?

Barry meets military.
Or, hell to the chief.

Slip me some skin my honky homeboys!

When he shakes your hand grab him and we'll put him in a duffel bag and leave him in Afghanistan where he belongs…

Does this make me look more patriotic just by shaking these heroes hands?