Show of hands who thinks I'm the one destroying our country?
Raise your hands if you think my job should go to someone else.
Who here thinks I'm a socialist turd?
Repeat after me, I pledge to follow Pretend President Paddy Obama's directions no matter how stupid they are.
Socialism rules !
I do solemnly swear to continue to destroy all non-union jobs!
With my jobs bill all you high school teachers, only the union members, will be able to keep your jobs! The rest of you can hit the road.
Up high,,,,down low,,,Socialism is the way to go!!
Read the sign: America's BS. Says it all.
Raise your hand if you think Hillary is sexy!
Who thinks I'm in over my head !
I pledge allegiance to Allah and the 57 states of Muslim. And to the attuallah for which it stands…………
"I have no idea where in the hell I am right now, but who's with me?"
Raise your hand if you can read what's on my TelePrompter?
"The batteries on my bus are dead — raise your hand if you can help push it to the nearest charging station!"
"From now on, this will be known as "Bullshit Country!"
Raise your hand if you are an illegal alien.
Who here has a dead neighbor they can vote in place of?
I haven't pledged to the flag in a while, so I can't remember what to do with this hand. Is this the correct hand?
Raise your hand if you know who took my teleprompter
Hail Me, Hail Me
Hey.. I'm the traitor here!
I swear I know nothing about Indiana voter fraud, I swear I know nothing about Fast and Furious, I swear I know nothing about Solyndra, I swear I know nothing about Lightsquared, I swear I know nothing at all.
Obama imitates Gore
"And they say I don't have the balls to do the right thing. Who will cut off theirs so I will have a pair?!"
By 2013 the arm will be straighter, the hand higher.
Show of hands – who wants me to give them the rich people's money?
If you're a Commie and you know it raise your left hand *clap clap*..
Left handed leftist!
I swear! I will not opt for re-election.
Hey Joe! Over here.
"The Hokey Pokey Obama Jokey"
You put your left hand up, you put your left hand up
You do the Obama Jokey and you wave it all about…
Looky here, Herman! For certain audiences, I can get just as tan as Boehner myself.
We all have to come together in a spirit of unity and bipartisanship…and force the nasty Republicans to pass this stimulus…er, jobs bill.
And I'm pissed that your Blackhawk logo has a WHITE hawk!! You bunch of racists!
…and damn America, and damn the Tea Party, and damn Hank Williams Jr, and anyone else who doesn't believe in National Socialism!
Who wants Kool Aid!
American BS, That is my platform
I, for one, still think I am doing a great job. Raise your hands if you think so too.
BS is right!!
(look at the sign behind him…. snicker)
Watching "The Secret Life of Hitler"
RAH RAH RAH
ME! ME! ME!
I AM THE ONE!
ALL HAIL ME!
NO,,,wait a sec: I LIE!!
You reelect me, and the unemployment rate will be THIS high!
Who can wreck a country faster than I can. I rule!
You know, the internet is making too much out of this very normal thing. Show of hands… who else in this country has two social security numbers from dead people?
The "BS" under Obama's left elbow says it all, doesn't it?
If you are still working – I save your job – trust me, it's true. The question now is – can I save mine?
"I am a Jealous God!"
And I will tell you all how I killed Gadhafi…
To date, I have killed
Ludvig II the Mad King
That pic doesn't need a caption, just put a red line understand the BS – next to his elbow.
Don't make me slap you America!!!
Who's the only Messiah in the room?
Show of hands, who took their stoopid pill today?
Then I just slap her ass, and…
I am not a Marxist!
Carl had it all wrong, and I can do it better!
Riding the Bull
Will the Kenyan retard please raise your hand..
How! I love me some Indians! My Indian name is Hewho Wrecksacountry.
Heil Hitl … er … I mean Obama!
If you're here, raise your hand!
Arise and do my bidding, Oh 99 forces of darkness — I command you!
This is not Obama. This is from a cheesy horror movie with an actor who looks like Obama, playing Satan. Right?
I AM OBAMA, THE DESTOYER OF WORLDS!
This is not a clip from The Exorcist.
How many of you are worried about losing your jobs? I'm worried too!
They tell me this worked for Hitler. Do you guys like this when I do it?
Will the real slim shady please stand up!
"Show of hands, how many Obama lemmings do we have out there?"
So far I've only been able to pile it this high, but I know I can do better.
"I have a – ah, ah . . . (nothing)"
What did I do when I heard about the Tea party? I pooped my pants
Show of hands, How many of you would sleep with Bill's rejects?
This is how high I can stake the bullshit.
See this? My fingers aren't crossed.
Wow My Economy is Really Bad! Them Sons A Bitches even stole my Teleprompter! I know Bush had something to do with it!