This kids diaper smells just like my Jobs bill.

Who's the real child pictured here?

Obama holding someone more mature than him.

I'll let you go if you let me redistribute the money in your piggy bank.

Under my new plan, children will no longer have a bright future.

Shut up you little whiner you only owe $46,000

And the rich bastards thought I was joking about taking their firstborn!

Mandatory indoctrination into the Obama Youth…

I know your parents are hiding some cash here somewhere!

You will get this kid back when I get access to your bank accounts.

I hate whities.

Chicago voters are getting younger and younger.

Pudding pants and Sh** for brains.

Little Pudding Pants and Big Puddin' Head.

"What ever I squeeze outta this kid is getting taxed!"

Which stinks the most: the kid's diaper or Obama's agenda?

No longer content to steal from our grandchildren, Obama begins stealing the children themselves.

Barack demonstrates his favorite move: sneak up from behind and nail 'em while they're looking the other way.

Which do you think stinks worse? This kids diaper or my approval ratings?

Biden's one child policy goes into action.

"I'm starting a new movement called 'Obama Youth,' and you're my first recruit!"

If you think he's heavy, you should try lifting Michele.

Now I just have to hold him upside down and grab any loose change that comes out.

No Republicans allowed kid

Pass my jobs bill or I will kill the white kid

Because you don't know yet what i'm doing to you and your future, I'm going to let you physically feel it first hand!

In a battle of brains and brawn, Barry struggles with his toughest contender yet.

"Here, throw this one back, he's to intelligent to be a Democrat."

Pudding pants and Pudding Head

"MOMMA, MOMMA – HELP!!"

President manhandles heckler who called global warming "a bunch of happy horse shit."

How the Smith family went from a family of 5 to a family of 4: Redistribution.

"I warned everyone that I cannot accept crying about my economic plan!"

Obama mistakenly believes that he is ushering Biden out of the room.

Axelrod told Obama that he had to steal a child's Social Security Number to stay one step ahead of immigration authorities. Obama misunderstood.

Get him to the occupy Sesame Street class!

You don't look like 99% of the people here. That makes you the 1% that must be punished!

Barry had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb…

Barry had a little WHITE lamb…instead of a black lamb and couldn't figure out how to get rid of it with all these witnesses…

G damn! How many of these little white things ARE there???

UGH! What do they feed this kid? Whopper meals?

Oh Oh! Michelle ain't gonna like this.

Do you have any idea what I can get for this kid in China?

How did you get past Planned Parenthood?

Obama uses "the force" to destroy his enemy

"Hey, Barry, I've got some REAL man-made climate change for ya in my diaper, buddy."

"You just sneak up and grab them like this. Then turn them upside down and shake them to see if any loose change falls out of the pockets."

I just repealed the law banning dwarf tossing!

This isnt what I meant when I said we should implement a child tax

*sniff* I smell Biden

I am just soo pissed off, this kid is smarter than I am.

Kid: "Write off that $75,000 I already owe in taxes or I'll show you a really crappy time."

Pedobama strikes again.

Who wants to play hot potato with this little rich kid?

I know there must be some more change in these pockets!

The first kid enrolled in Pre Indoctrination classes – whether he likes it or not.

It's pretty bad when even a two year old doesn't like you.

That's right, Obama, sometimes things just stink!

Voter registration in Chicago

Look kid your going to have a picture with me, so get over it.

Vote for me or you won't get little tommy back.

Holding the Grandfather of the generation he intends to screw.

Sniffing around for his next executive order

Interigating in search of his magical unicorn's whereabouts

"Mom, he can't throw me out. I've got a birth certificate."

Mom, when you said he was holding us hostage with the taxes, I didn't think you meant me personally.

I saw you swallow that nickel, kid. If it doesn't show up in the next 5 seconds, it better show up on your parents' 1040.

Damn, this kid is eating well. His parents must not be paying enough taxes.

Michelle, I've got another porker for you!

I know I promised to get my hands dirty, but this is pushing it.

Apparently keeping what I earn…
is frowned upon…
IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!!!

No one escapes HIS clutches.

It was a tuff fight but the kid finally gave up his bottle. He will share either willingly or by force – that's the Obama way.

Ok, Kid,,,,,it's my way or the highway!

"Momma, momma,,,,,this guy says I have to share my bottle of milk! He says HE will decide how much milk I need!!"

"I'll decide how much milk you need, Kid."

who handed me the white kid ?

Barack "I think this diaper is full of crap" Baby "Mom, whoever this asshole is he's full of crap!"

I'm not asking again kid…..give me your birth certificate!!

I'm NOT letting go until you hand over your tax dollars! Now dig deep!

Obama personally lends a hand at the voting booth.

Obama works the Polls.

Much to his dismay, Obama finally found something MADE IN the USA!

Either I raise their taxes or take their firstborn son.

More gruel!!! I guess its off to the collective for you, sassy boy!

Well I think we can get at least another 5 grand to "spread around" out of this one.

MOMMY! The Marxist is indoctrinating me!

Obama, why don't you pick on someone your own size for once?

Help, he's filling my head with sh*t!

Mommy, why is Dumbo holding me?

That's it, I'm putting you in Room 101 for reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Someone help, this idiot is so boring!