Being me is so hard; I could use a smoke.

How else can I screw up this country? I don't have a lot of time left…

Hm, I still can't think of why anyone would vote for me.

Hmm … which part of the Constitution can I attack next?

Just remember, Barry, that whatever happens next is Bush's fault.

I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?

hmmm…how about a tax on oxygen…"Every Breath You Take" can be the theme song…

"Let's see, the people on the Brooklyn Bridge will vote for me. Acorn will vote for me. Solyndra will vote for me. I've got a lock on the welfare vote. Now if I can just get Joe and HIllary to vote for me, I should be okay.

"Hmmmm… I wonder what Saul Alinsky would do next."

hhmmm I can still smell Joe

Here,smell my fingers, thats America you smell

What would Mao do next?

I think I'll take another vacation. After all, the taxpayers are footing the bill.

Intellectual…intense…refined…
I LIKE this pose!

I'm really more handsome than MLK was…and I deserve a much bigger memorial…

What was it that Karl wrote again?

Yum. I do love a tasty tax.

Drawing a blank . . . again.

If only I were as reliable as my watch.

The Making of a Spin

"No, don't tell me …it's on the tip of my tongue… the first line of the Pledge of Allegiance is…"

"There's got to be some way to reintroduce Cap & Trade as some sort of jobs bill…"

If I stand like this long enough may be the old bat will let me smoke

Air joint for an air head.

Now where did I put my watch?

Hmmm They might be right, I could lose re-election.

Was that 50 or 57 states?

Hmm…if only I had a real one

Um, Barry, the teleprompter says "BROKE" not "SMOKE."

AAAHHHH…nothing like the smell of quim in the morning…

Darn! I should have remembered to put my contacts in! I can't see the teleprompter!

Solar panels use sunshine. Humm! Wonder if I can tax the sunshine they use?

The president channels Soros.

"Hmmmm, does my portrait on the new currency make my ears look big?"

Obama finds it increasingly difficult to discretely eat his boogers.

Did I leave the iron on?

"I love the smell of Islam in the morning."

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus…

"Does this make me look wise?"

Red, my theme color, I wonder how long it will take to paint Air Force 1 red.

Dear God… Forgive me for skipping economics class in college. I am not worthy of the knowledge, but only say the word and I shall be competent.

Yeah by damn. That just might work.

Thinking about his 2012 slogan… "Nope No Change"

Is there anything else to blame on Bush? Perhaps Rebecca Black.

This is the proper position for when you pray to me?

This is the proper position for praying to me.

Red October

How can I get us involved in this African crisis to help my people out?

Who cares about Jesus, what would "I" do?

Hmmm… my fingers still smell like Ape Ass…

hmmm…maybe I can do a reverse mortgage on the White House to pay for my vacations…

Hm, I think there's a way I can tax silent moments.

Bitterly clinging to Marxism and Fascism.

"We're now on the fabled 13th hole at Augusta, where the President leads the pack by 4 strokes…"

"damn,,,what I wouldn't give to be back in Chicago organizing a community."

"now what am I gonna do….my Magic Eight Ball is broken."

Obama attempts to meditate himself into spontaneous combustion. It's the only way out of the mess he's created.

Hmmm what else can I tax?
Nope already taxed that !
Nope already taxed that !
Damn

What can I blame on Bush today?

All I need now is a joint

If you drive a car,I'll tax the street.
If you drive to city,I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold,I'll tax the heat.
If you take a walk,I'll tax your feet.
- The Beatles

I wonder if I can tax the Ferry Man on the River Styx….

*sniff* ahhhh Michelle…..

I need a smoke after screwing the public, too.

Just 4 more years an America will be totally f@#$ed. Damn I'm good.

I wonder can I push my marxist ,socialist agenda with a , I have a dream speech ….

Someone stole my telepromter AND my joint???

Hmmm, I think I'll take "One Term Presidents" for $500, Alex.

"Marxist in Thought" by George Soros.

Damn! Michelle has a fat ass doesn't she?

TREBEK: Obama,, you moron, we don't have a $500 on the board!

OBAMA: Uh……uh……I'll try Frauds for $1000?

"…HHHHHMMM…. ya know.. If this re-election fails, I can Blame George Bush SENIOR! YEAH, that's the ticket! He had the LOSER son'! It's not MY fault!?