I bought this car company when they were onn the verge of bankruptcy. I bet you guys don't make cars like this!
"Once we take over your company, this wasted windshield space will be filled with a big solar panel."
"We'll be taking a page from Henry Ford — any color you want, as long as it's RED."
"Trust me — once I'm in charge of design, you won't be able to crank out enough of these babies."
"You Japanese could learn a few things from the U.S Government about how to build quality cars."
So, what will the sticker price be once production is moved to China?
"OK, so our initial production run of the People's Car fails QC inspection — just sell it the way it is, and we'll promise to fix it later!"
"So, as a condition of the bailout money, we'd like you to begin mounting the GE wind turbines right here."
"And we're going to name this one the Obamobile."
"No, it's an intentional change we made. This way, everyone's car will have a few dings and dents."
To offset the uncompetitive price due to government regulations and union demands, we're gonna offer a 3-year waiver from ObamaCare to anyone buying one of these little babies.
Where did you get this color of red? I need it for my plane! (thought bubble: …and my home, and my cars, and my bus…)
CAR. C-A-R. What do you call them where you come from?
If you call it an Edsel, you can ship it to the US.
I'll ship you a ton of solsr panels for the top.
Obama's next job.
"Don't worry – I'm going to issue an Executive Order authorizing a rental car voucher that buyers can apply for on their 1040 to use while their new car is being made good at an official Government repair shop."
How many illegals can we cram into this thing?
Red is my favorite color too, comrade. All my budgets, cars and political philosophies are red
So tell me again, your building a what here?
Obama demonstrates his Reverse-Midas Touch.
Hey I have a few unemployed workers that can help you finish this thing…….
"Nice color, can you paint a hammer and sickle on the hood?"
so…you are saying the golf clubs will go in the front?
Now if you guys unionize then I will grant you a health care waiver too
The Peasants do like red!
I bless this car in the name of Jeremiah of Chicago.
Are you sure Michelle will be able to fit in here?
Well, my work is done here.
You know, this car is a lot like my administration- it's a total wreck.
One fourth of this car is Korean. Three fourths is bailout and we still expect it to run.
Myung-bak waits patiently while Obama looks for an American made part.
"I don't care what it costs to repair. The taxpayers will be paying for it."
"I'm not sure about these paper cars but what the hell. If they don't work and your company goes bankrupt, I'll bail you out just like I did GM!"
"This is just the sort of cheap junk we're looking to import to the U.S. We'll buy all you can produce."
So you need another Giftulous to finish this car?
Make sure there's a "Obama 2012″ bumper sticker on every car before it leaves.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS II
So in this step a device that tracks your every move is installed…
This one was only parked in Detroit for 5 minutes before it got to this point.
Is that commi red?
Don't worry I'll add an amendment to Obamacare and force all Americans to buy Japanese cars…
If you leave out the windshield, I bet this will meet my new 100 mile per gallon dictate.
Myung-bak: not impressed by the car or the President.
By the time the government is through with you, you won't be able to make cars anymore.
Now Wang, just forget your crazy idea of putting headlights on these things. It'll cut down on foreign oil consumption if nobody can drive at night.
When I was running a car company we couldn't compete against your cars. Don't tell anyone, but these damn unions are killing us.
That's a good idea, I think I will add a "Little Red Book" to each one of our Government Motors cars
Add the Government Motors name plate right here !
Mr. Wong, I told you it has to go at least 15 miles on a single battery charge! But I do like that you paint them all red. Us commies need to stick together in the face of imperialist capitalists! Repeat after me, HAIL OBAMA!
Well, Mr. Fong, looks like Joe used the car again…..
I know it's a wreck, Mr. Fong, but so is everything else in this country.
If you can't fix it, Mr. Fong, just stick a band-aide on it and let it go – that's MY philosophy.
Something else Bush wrecked!
If we want a better product, Mr. Fong, then we're gonna need to pay these workers a better hourly wage!
Looks like another bailout is coming.
"A little duct tape and red paint will fix this right up!"
"I'm really sorry, Mr. Fong. When I told Joe we're out in 2012, he just went all postal!"
Obama visits New Jersey's biggest chop shop to see if he can use the same technique to take apart our capitalist system.
Can we have some handcuffs installed right here? That way Ted's women can't escape!
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